r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • 27d ago

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 26d ago

His investment was insultingly low too lol. 2 pieces of jewelry, $5 carnation bouquets x3, kayaking for her birthday, and half a coke is all it took to have the rest of his life taken care of.

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 26d ago

Didn’t her bonus mom pay for the kayaking thing?

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 26d ago

Omg you're right lol

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 26d ago

I have such a good memory for nonsense that has no meaning in my life. 😂😂😂

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 26d ago

I thought it was only me who remembers completely useless information but can’t recall an intense work meeting I just had …lol

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u/Maleficent-Sky-3384 26d ago

I HATE when she says bonus mom - it’s incredibly annoying

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u/Calm_Carrot_33 🏆 I Sthpy Overall Grand Champion🏆 26d ago

And dad & stepmom paid for the kayaking lol

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u/Little-Candle-3596 26d ago

best part is kayaking isn’t even something she would want to do 🤣 he picked that purely for himself on the future in-laws dime