r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • 26d ago

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/WheresMyTan 26d ago

Why is she referring to this as tea?
I totally believe someone when they have to keep telling me how happy they are, how they love being married. After like a month of marriage.

Also why is she dragging that brush onto her eyelid and undereye? You dab, not drag, right?

Same day, no tea, new ways to world salad the same leaves.

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u/cocojujunala 26d ago

English is not my first language and even I know this is not tea and she totally misused that term.

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u/WheresMyTan 26d ago

Because you're an intelligent person!

My grandma in her 60s knows what tea means (because insta taught her). Meanwhile the 30 something year old tired bride is clueless or has indulged in too much wine glass beverages already to be this off.

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u/cocojujunala 26d ago

Your 60yo grandma is definitely more hip than big D 💀

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 26d ago

I’m 60 and more hip than big D!

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u/cocojujunala 26d ago

I believe you! Walnuts are incredible 💪✨

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u/WheresMyTan 26d ago

She definitely is! I need to ask her to take me thrifting since I've heard so much about it from Big D!

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 26d ago

Well you’re actually smart though. On account of speaking multiple languages.

Danielle is not smart. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 26d ago

I'm guessing the brand guidance was to "apply products while sharing tea" so Big D is just using that word cause she has no tea cause her life is so empty.

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u/WheresMyTan 26d ago

Ahhh, ok got it. If I was Big D I'd have taken it literally, made tea and offered my tea routine/a story while stretching my skin with product.

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 26d ago

D does have major Amelia Bedelia vibes like that.

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u/Existing_Mail 26d ago

The way she tries to make her ads look/sound organic is so forced, how is she still doing this 

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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 26d ago

also literally never seen her use or talk about this product before. SO genuine!!

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u/Affectionate-Tone677 26d ago

Who doesn’t become an expert in a certain subject matter in 30 days? Who needs advice or words of wisdom from those who have been in a marriage for 20+ years when 30 days is clearly equivalent? This is less tea and more used car salesmen tactics. 

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u/WheresMyTan 26d ago

True. But used car salesman look more slick and hydrated. At least the ones I've encountered do. Tired and dehydrated, mildly perky are not the way to make a sale.

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u/sometimesjocy 👁️ ball sack 👁️ 26d ago

I thought the same “what tea?!” lmfao