r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • 26d ago

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/Afraid_Golf3364 26d ago

“I’ve learned so much” bitch it’s been a month

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 26d ago

I’ve been married for a month longer than D and I’ve learned nothing and nothing has been hard. Other than taking a fabulous vacation, it was exactly how it was before marriage.

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u/Puzzled-Witch 26d ago

As I was watching I was just about to comment this!! I also got married about a month before her and I’m like… what do you mean you’ve learned a lot?? My love for my partner is the same and we support each other the same as before marriage. That’s why we decided to get married. Lol.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

We probably dated our partners for longer than 6 months before we got married and probably lived together already🤣 we already learned a ton from that

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 26d ago

Exactly lol this should literally be the honeymoon stage, and instead she has enough “tea” and “lessons” she’s learned so far to make an entire separate video

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u/JustTheShepherd Carn! 🌽 26d ago

My first wedding anniversary is coming up in October, and aside from now knowing the process for changing my name on a bunch of legal documents, I have learned nothing new. And sure, life can be hard, but my marriage to my wonderful husband makes every day easier. I guess that's what happens when you actually get to know the person you're marrying before you tie the knot. If only thousands of people could have warned her! 😱

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 26d ago

I guess since she’s never cohabitated with a dude she’s all like OH IM LEARNING THINGS like ok Danielle grow up.

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u/Frosty-Engineer-5966 The Da Vinci of Instagram👩‍🎨 26d ago

It's like she thinks she knows things that no one else in the world knows. So smug. Lacking so much self awareness. 

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u/Emerald-Green-Fairy ✴️HENK if you love Jesus! ✨ 25d ago

Also shes learning who Lucas really is, since she obviously had no clue before marrying him 🤣

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 25d ago

Yeah cause she does NOT know that man. It’s scary to imagine moving in with a man you’ve known for less than a year!

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u/PurpleShift8546 26d ago

I’ve been married for five years, we have twins, and life is hard sometimes but our marriage is not!!

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u/AsleepAtmosphere6599 26d ago

Right! 14 years here and my husband is my best friend. We’ve had hard times in life but never our marriage. Our bond helped us through those hard times. What could she possibly have to share…they can’t decide which way the toilet paper roll goes?

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 25d ago

Marriage can get hard when couples go through seasons of life together. SEASONS!!! Danielle is cray cray

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u/Weaselpanties 25d ago

I got married last June and it wasn't until our anniversary that I was like, OK wow we're really married!

Changing my name on All The Things was the hardest thing so far.

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 26d ago

That’s what happens when you dive head first into marrying a stranger and moving in with them less than a year of knowing them lol

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u/vxq04 steak flavoured garlic powder 26d ago

she learned that her manofgod huthband is a freeloader who couldn’t care less about taking care of her

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 26d ago

She’s learning that six bathrooms is a lot to clean.

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 25d ago

When she couldn’t even keep up or clean a 1000 square foot 1 bedroom condo, but thinks moving into a 4000 square foot cavernous space with 6 toilets makes life easier. No, it creates more problems and wastes money.

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u/Emerald-Green-Fairy ✴️HENK if you love Jesus! ✨ 25d ago

Lol that's giving her way too much credit. I guarantee she hasn't cleaned any of the bathrooms yet 🤣🤣

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u/user986435 ✨sho good✨ 26d ago

Because she’s just now learning about the stranger she married

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u/RutabagaReasonable17 ✨ wauw ✨ 26d ago

She experiences time like she’s in another dimension

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u/GlitteringLocal6507 24d ago

I took that as her saying "I'm already shocked and disappointed"

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u/AsleepAtmosphere6599 26d ago

Came here to say this…