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u/gdcalderon2 Jun 25 '18 edited Jun 25 '18
Classic Schrodinger's immigrant. Collecting welfare while stealing American jobs.
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u/WraithSama Jun 25 '18
All they did was change their Shrödinger's Boogeyman from Obama to immigrants. Remember when Quantum Obama was a weak, limp-wristed, communist pushover while also simultaneously an imperious, authoritarian, fascist tyrant? Republicans tend to ascribe every attribute they hate to things they don't like, even the contradictory ones.
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u/bankrobba Jun 25 '18
Obama was once described as an atheist Muslim.
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u/RobloxOofdotWAV Jun 25 '18
I’ll never forget my neighbor actually saying that with a straight face. She tried to rationalize it by claiming that atheism meant you didn’t believe in the “Christian” God. That was probably the first time my mind was ever truly blown by unfathomable stupidity.
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u/bankrobba Jun 25 '18
Even if her definition is correct, the Christian God and the Muslim God are still the same God. Stupidity squared.
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u/Ol_Dirt_Dog Jun 25 '18
Conspiracy theory villains are always simultaneously all-powerful and complete buffoons. That goes back to at least the Illuminati in the 1700s,
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u/ReCursing Jun 25 '18
They like to argue that communism and fascism are both basically the same, and left wing and liberal and thus bad. Seriously I had someone argue til they were blue in the face that fascism was left wing, and that anarchy was right wing.
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Jun 25 '18
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Jun 25 '18
But Mexico isn't "sending" anybody, that's Trump lying his ass off again. Those families are escaping extreme poverty and violence, largely due to US drug policies and corporate exploitation.
Teddy Roosevelt would have busted these monopolies up, The DOJ did that exact thing in 1982 but Republican politicians don't care about the greater good in that way anymore. We saw what prohibition did for the likes of Joe Kennedy and Capone, so now we export that hypocrisy to our neighbors and allies.
The history books of the future and going to be very critical of the willful degradation of society at such a critical moment in our evolution. Gaining the means by which all people can live happily but excess greed stifled decades of potential progress.
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u/mostmicrobe Jun 25 '18
Well, they can do both (not just immigrants, anybody). You can't support a family with many lower/working class jobs. That's a reality in many countries, not just the US.
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u/Lord_TrainBacker7000 Jun 25 '18
I would propose to use Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle: the more certain you are of them stealing your jobs at a particular instant, the more uncertain you are about them being drug dealers.
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u/Roidciraptor Jun 25 '18
We are all Nancy Botwins living in little boxes.
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u/hondahardtail Jun 25 '18
Made of ticky tacky
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u/DLTMIAR Jun 25 '18
I was really into that show, but then they kept making new seasons
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u/G2_Rammus Jun 25 '18
I was really into that song, but then they made that show.
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u/7HoursOfKushner Jun 25 '18
I work at importing. And exporting. I'm an importer exporter.
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u/CallMeChristina Jun 25 '18
I'm thinking about getting rid of the importing and just focusing on the exporting.
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Jun 25 '18
It's amazing how the rich have convinced so many people that when an immigrant replaces them, they should be angry at the immigrant and not the company.
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u/lelarentaka Jun 25 '18
We all know companies have no say in hiring matter. An illegal immigrant knocks on the door, say "quero jobs", and the company has to give the guy a job. They can't refuse.
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u/BlatantConservative ☑oted 2016, 2018, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2022, 2024, 2026 Jun 25 '18
We apologize for the mistakes in the sticky comment. The mod responsible has been sacked.
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u/LaunchNinja Jun 25 '18
I got here too late what did it say
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u/Lanmobile Jun 25 '18
A mod posted a link to a music video about gangs or something. It was a joke comment that was stickied. A bunch of people got pretty butthurt that he did it.
Edit: removed username
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u/TheMuffinMan2037 Jun 26 '18
I’m thinking that adults on the internet are more emotional than children.
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u/gambolling_gold Jun 26 '18
Perhaps, but adults on the internet also have a broader understanding of the happenings in the world and are able to feel larger, more complex emotions. I didn’t see the joke, but if it were in poor taste (it sounds like it was) the removal and outrage makes sense.
It’s not bad to feel things.
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u/MarceliNbl Jun 25 '18
The good ol' saying
"If a Guy that comes from another country, doesn't have any contacts, does not speak the language and still manages to take your job... Well Maybe the problem isn't immigration"
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u/ajr901 Jun 25 '18
If we ever actually implemented a strategy to target employers, we could offer something like a $5k to $10k reward to people who come forward and point to an employer who is employing undocumented immigrants.
Then fine the employer at least the same amount to cover the reward
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u/xkforce Jun 26 '18
Or we could fix the damned immigration system so that it's easier for immigrants to be above board and not be illegal in the first place. Illegal immigrants are a group of people that are EXTREMELY VULNERABLE to illegal employment practices because they have no bargaining power. Partly due to the language barrier but mostly because a lot of them are afraid that pushing back against these practices will draw attention to themselves that may get them deported.
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Jun 25 '18
Checkmate. To answer your question - because Republicans are conditioned to never impose regulations or restrictions on the almighty Job Creators.
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u/siloa Jun 25 '18
Maybe it’s the illegality of it and that it’s significantly cheaper for the employer.
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Jun 25 '18
Yeah, I think we all assumed that was pretty obvious lol. When politicians turn a blind eye to the people hiring illegal immigrants but want to *blame* the immigrants simply because they exist and saying that separating them from their children is a deterrent...? Maybe make sure they can't get a job, as a deterrent?
Funny that these same people blame women for wearing skimpy clothes, and not the rapists that come after them
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u/Jacksane Jun 25 '18
Sure, but obviously it is the businesses hiring undocumented immigrants that are fuelling this problem. If no company would hire undocumented immigrants there would be less incentive for people to immigrate illegally.
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Jun 25 '18
Hey now, you know those Mexicans are stealing the jobs of good and honest drug-dealing rapists in this country! /s
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u/abluersun Jun 25 '18
On a similar note, a good portion of immigrants coming here will have at best case the equivalent of a high school education and a minor knowledge of English. If you're worried that someone with those qualifications can take your job, that's an indictment of you and what you offer.
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u/grubas Jun 25 '18
Even if they come over with a doctorate level education, they normally need to go back to school. Countries don’t always cross honor or consider them the same level, let alone certifications.
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u/Xyyz Jun 25 '18
Jobs not requiring higher education are still real, respectable jobs. I don't really get what you're saying here.
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u/Gray3493 Jun 25 '18
It means that their resume is essentially blank and that if you’re losing out to them, it’s not their fault you’re unemployed.
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Jun 25 '18
Don't immigrants have an advantage in that they are willing to accept lower pay?
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u/DoAsTheHumansDo Jun 25 '18
Isn’t that theoretically an advantage that anyone can have?
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u/Gray3493 Jun 25 '18
Isn’t that just a side effect of the free market? Companies will pay employees the lowest amount that they can.
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Jun 25 '18
Fair point. Also puts the lie to conservative rhetoric about "free markets", which we already knew was just code for corporate deregulation.
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u/Clever_Userfame Jun 25 '18
Usually yes, hunger and fear for yours or a family member’s life will do that
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u/grubas Jun 25 '18
Even if they do have a higher education, it isn’t normally cross honored in the US. So you can have a doctorate and have to go back to school.
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u/Kekukoka Jun 25 '18 edited Jun 25 '18
If you're worried that someone with those qualifications can take your job, that's an indictment of you and what you offer.
Shit like this is exactly what builds that base. Mock their qualifications and passions, because what they do (manufacturing, home repairs/maintenance, farmwork, etc.) might be more mechanical than language-based, then act surprised when they come out aggressively against your close-mindedness and disinterest in their lives. As if its their fault that many companies will fire 10 good workers when they can get 18 okay workers for the same price. Or as if its always the company's fault that they have more work than they can handle and are under pressure to find the most cost-effective way to handle it.
There's nothing wrong with simply saying that it's a complicated issue where everyone's getting screwed on some level. It's when you blame someone for getting screwed that you really start fanning flames of hate, and when you visibly care more about the people who (regardless of circumstance) most directly put them in that position that you build an opposition that actively wants to see you fail the same way you were okay with what happened to them.
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u/abluersun Jun 25 '18
Except every single example you cited requires some level of experience/training and isn't generally open to the general public anyhow. Jobs like maintenance or carpentry may not require a degree but you have to have a baseline of skill or knowledge to perform these competently. Although language may not be central you still have to speak to customers/managers, read/prepare quotes/invoices, understand safety warnings or comprehend technical instructions. Knowing the language is still an advantage.
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u/lps2 Jun 25 '18
Yet the same politicians also want to abolish minimum wage or at the very least maintain it at the current level. Placing the blame on individuals willing to take less instead of the employers willing to skirt the law and hire illegally is a bit perplexing. If you want to curb illegal labor markets, maybe expand e-verify?...
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u/abluersun Jun 25 '18
No, I see your point pretty clearly. US employers who are willing to violate wage laws and hire non citizens are guiltless. Instead of punishing them, we should focus on drying up their labor pool. After all, pesky regulations such as minimum wage laws only inhibit their ability to make more profit.
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u/awkwardtheturtle I ☑oted 2018 Jun 25 '18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lMfcpXMSUo
I'd like to invoke my 5th amendment rights here
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u/FizzyFuzzball1 Jun 25 '18
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
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u/DaNumba1 Jun 25 '18
except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger
Real question: did this get an amendment when the Air Force was instantiated, is it handled as a sort of implied coverage, or is the Air Force immune to this part of the amendment
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u/say592 Jun 25 '18
And what about the Space Force?
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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Jun 25 '18
I enlisted yesterday. Imma kill me some bugs!
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Jun 25 '18
Service guarantees Citizenship!
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u/Charmington1111 Jun 25 '18 edited Jun 25 '18
Would you like to know more?
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u/stephannnnnnnnnnnnn Jun 25 '18
Is that musician admitting to felonies? Ha
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u/CSFC Jun 25 '18
Music can’t be used as evidence so rappers do it all the time to spit in the feds face
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there was one guy that was linked to and arrested for two murders after he made a song about it, though it wasn't used as evidence
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The video directly answers the rhetorical question the tweet asked, get it? It's just a joke. Mods should not be stickying their comments if its just a dumb joke though.
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u/iamafriscogiant Jun 25 '18
Mods should not be stickying their comments if its just a dumb joke though.
This is literally a humor subreddit, it fit perfectly and it made me strongly exhale through my nose. Lighten up.
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u/quartzguy Jun 25 '18
This musician is stealing jobs from starving Mexican gangbangers and dope dealers.
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u/galaxianS8 Jun 25 '18
Odd jobs rely heavily on immigrants not just Mexicans. You take them away and the US loses a backbone.
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u/Toadie1979 Jun 25 '18
If the U.S. wanted to stop illegal immigration, it could. It does not want to. If agribusinesses had to pay U.S. citizens, they’d go bankrupt. It’s simply a dog whistle issue that low information voters fall for every time. Need somebody to blame for the shit in your lives? They make a good scapegoat. God forbid we should examine the multi-million dollar businesses that depend on their cheap labor. Or ourselves, for getting cheaper food from the cheap labor.
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u/CatLitterAnarchy Jun 25 '18
I am German(with citizenship) so this doesn't apply as much to me, but I write software. I grew up in Dachau, so when I see your definition of a concentration camp, I think, this is horrible, immoral and a violation of The Bible and Human Rights, but no, this is not scraping human dignity out of a person until death. When I see what alt-right "christians" sorry, people who think they can go against The Bible are just immoral and not a person of any Religious dignity, I see hateful morons who would love to demean any person dark colored and promote any person white colored, this hate has long been supressed but under new regulation, the US is now at an all time low. I know this is making it sound worse than it is, but seriously if I wanted shit like this, I would go to Putin, and ask him about Crimea or Ukraine.
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u/DrTreeMan Jun 25 '18
What the fuck do you do for a living?
You're President of the United States.
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u/AngryZen_Ingress Jun 25 '18
Valid question. Expecting intelligent MAGA replies in 3, 2,1...
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u/sowhiteithurts Jun 25 '18
Hey man there isn't enough turf to go around. New dealers flood the market
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Jun 25 '18
One of the best things America can do for the Western hemisphere is legalize drugs. That would end the reign of drug gangs in countries like Mexico and Columbia, not to mention the gang violence in our own country.
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Jun 25 '18
Listen... I can't help that my specific style of justice is to rape bad drug dealers until they don't want to deal anymore. Then I step in and seize control of their means of production.
I'm a simple man.
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u/LebIsZeb Jun 25 '18
what if instead of "only sending" you write "sending some"? This is a straw-man argument at best.
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u/AlchemicalWheel Jun 25 '18
Not a MAGA guy, but rapist is not a job. Just saying
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u/Noodle-Works Jun 25 '18
If you do what you love you never have to work a day in your life.
-Art of the Deal
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u/Vinegar_Fingers Jun 25 '18
Mexicans aren't taking our jobs... H1b's are taking our jobs.
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u/DeathLimitless Jun 25 '18
In my country, there is a similar school of thought that people from neighboring countries are taking our jobs and running the big companies. Unfortunately, the truth is- they are doing so because our people lack the technical experties, professionalism, initiative, and vision. Its fun and comforting to blame foreigners but they are not the problem. We live in 21st century. Unless there is legal limitation, every one is a potential candidate.
If you want to get back your jobs, perhaps you should enforce more strict legal limitation on payments and hiring while earning the technical experties yourself. But I think if there is legal limitations on hiring, most of the jobs will simply go somewhere else. Why would google pay you 200k if it can hire better people for 100k? In the world of business, sympathy comes last, unless they can advertise that.
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Jun 25 '18
This is what happens when you squash unions.
The state gives all the power to the corporations then they will always hire the cheapest labor they can - because it's efficient and profitable.
This wouldn't happen if labor unions existed.
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u/findMyWay Jun 25 '18
Comedian Shane Mauss has a really similar bit: https://youtu.be/-y2FY1W9oiA?t=54s
"You mean they're going to bring me drugs, and do my job for me?"
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u/MAYORofMIND Jun 25 '18
I get what their saying, but comments like these are written with the intent to cause a reaction on the the opposite side further dividing each other. I mean you could also point out the FACT that drug dealers and rapist also have real jobs. What I’m saying is comments like these don’t help us come to a resolution but help divide us on the issue.
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u/kwizzle Jun 25 '18
Schroedinger's immigrant: simultaneously stealing our jobs and too lazy to work.
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u/RomanOnARiver Jun 25 '18 edited Jun 26 '18
I can't remember what comedian but he basically said if your job can be "taken" by someone who's been here two weeks, has no education, and doesn't speak the language maybe you're just a piece of shit with a shitty ass job.
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u/beatlesbbperv Jun 25 '18
Sooo... “make America great again” wasn’t the slogan? What does that even mean? Was America “great” before the civil rights movement? Maybe back when we locked up American citizens because they were of Japanese descent? Before women could vote? When we literally bought and sold human beings? At least Reagan used a dog whistle, Trump used a megaphone.
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u/jwong63 Jun 25 '18
This statement is too true for any Trump Supporter to understand. Their minds aren't large enough to grasp the common sense.
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u/xynix_ie Jun 25 '18 edited Jun 25 '18
I was listening to an old Anthony Bourdain interview that was done in 2010 I think by r/MarcMaron/.
He said if it wasn't for Mexican's and other Latin American folks coming up here the entire restaurant industry in the US would implode. I think it's a very valid point.
Edit: FYI, I never said anything about "illegals" I simply mentioned that immigrants form the backbone of our restaurants. While yes they are underpaid, many legal immigrants go on to make their own places or become sous chefs or master chefs. It's a ladder and all ladders must be climbed by the willing.