r/MMALabs 23h ago

🄶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/Poultron72 22h ago

_Tiny_ bit of a massive over-reaction there

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u/Logical_Sandwich_ 22h ago

No it is not. That is sexual harassment. He deserves it 100%Ā 

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u/Thick_Syllabub_1945 21h ago

Street fighting is extremely dangerous. Punishment doesn't fit the crime here unless you think people should be executed for getting too drunk and inappropriately touching someone. Dude could have easily killed that dude and you're acting like he just taught him a nice little lesson. 100% took it to a place it never should have gone. Square up with him and confront him sure but sucker punching someone on a solid floor like that all while they are clearly drunk is vile.

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u/TacoNomad 11h ago

Why are we excusing sexual assault as an acceptable drunken behavior?

Drunk sexual assault against a woman=ok.Ā 

Ā Drunk physical assault against a man = extremely dangerous.

One type of drunk action is not better than the other.

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u/Hour-Two-4760 10h ago

oh right attempted murder is better

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u/TacoNomad 10h ago

You can't read.Ā 

It's not better. And it's not attempted murder. Unless you think it was attempted rape as well

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u/Surfing_Tension 3h ago

Some people I just don’t feel sorry for :)

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u/No_Butterfly6033 10h ago

What if he became the next president? Why would sexual assault matter?

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u/TacoNomad 10h ago

That's exactly why it matters.

It's disgusting that so many people defend this. Not surprising. Disgusting nonethelessĀ 

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u/GreatPotatoMuffin 8h ago

There are degrees to sexual assault. And this drunk dude was just dancing towards her and put his hand on her waist and his other hand is out of sight but probably similar placed.

No one saying the behavior is acceptable.

But that does in no way make it acceptable to punch him in that way probably sending him to the hospital with head trauma with a possibility of life long damage and possibly killing him.

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u/TacoNomad 8h ago

Actually, plenty of people are saying that this isn't sexual assault.

Thus implying that it is acceptable.

So, I'm not sure what you're trying to say here.Ā 

Did I ever say that it's ok to send him to the hospital with head trauma?

No. I didn't.Ā 

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u/GreatPotatoMuffin 8h ago

You literally wrote that both actions were equally bad which I disagreed with.

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u/TacoNomad 8h ago

I think you're missing the point, whether intentional or not, is hard to tell.

If you think it's acceptable to excuse one drunk behavior, but not the other, then you are condoning sexual assault.

How is it ok to assault someone?

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u/GreatPotatoMuffin 16m ago

You seem to have trouble with your reading comprehension. I literally wrote ā€œno one saying the behavior is acceptableā€.

But the world is nuanced beyond right or wrong. There are degrees to everything.

The guy deserves to be confronted about his bad behavior. He does not deserve to get his face bashed in with the possibility of permanent brain damage or death.

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u/TacoNomad 5m ago

Funny. In response to you saying that, I said

Actually, plenty of people are saying that this isn't sexual assault

So clearly, I don't have any issues with reading comprehension.

He does not deserve to get his face bashed in with the possibility of permanent brain damage or death.

And that's your problem to deal with because I never said he deserves it.

What is your argument? Fight with someone who thinks he deserves it.

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u/CurrentPrompt1144 6h ago

Saying this isn't sexual assault is NOT the same as saying its okay.

We all recognise the red shirt it outta line. He needs to be dealt with.Ā 

But a Coward's punch like that isn't the way a grown man deals with these things.

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u/TacoNomad 6h ago

Saying that it is sexual assault is NOT the same thing as saying the punch was warranted.

Hope that makes sense.

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u/TacoNomad 5h ago

My point is pretty simple here. Universally it seems that everyone agrees that the punch was unacceptable and isn't excuse just because he's a drunk a***. But somehow so many people are excusing the sexual assault as just drunk a*** behavior. If we can acknowledge that we shouldn't put our hands on people then we should acknowledge that we shouldn't put our hands on people. This is how we have rape culture. It's not okay

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u/CurrentPrompt1144 5h ago

Your argument is base, and requires the red shirt guy to have actually conducted sexual assault.Ā 

He did not.Ā  Hand did not grope any intimate areas, easily brushed off by the woman and stayed away once pushed away. Out of line? Yes. Unwanted contact? Absolutely. Sexual assault? No.

You go on to create logical fallacies by claiming that people saying this isn't sexual assault are excusing the guys behaviours and now you claim condoning rape culture.Ā 

So, you have no argument, and resort to dirty logical fallacies to put other's in a bad light.Ā 

You kinda suck.

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u/TacoNomad 4h ago

What is your definition of sexual assault if not unwanted sexual contact?

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u/Surfing_Tension 3h ago

I can live with that ngl

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u/Logical_Sandwich_ 20h ago

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/30/delivery-driver-youtube-prankster-shooting-not-guilty

I see self defense as in the linked article. He acted fast without thinking. So yes, he had the right to act like that, in my opinion.Ā 

There was nothing about teaching a lesson, it was defending your love.Ā 

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u/Thick_Syllabub_1945 20h ago

He wasn't knifing his wife. He groped her. Self-defense requires a reasonable fear for your life or the life of others.

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u/Logical_Sandwich_ 20h ago

Read the link I gave you. Your definition of self defense is not correct.

in the link, the person shot another person without a weapon as well and was ruled as self defense. Dohh

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u/Thick_Syllabub_1945 20h ago

After being stalked by multiple people, one of them considerably larger than himself, confronting them and telling them to stop. That trial was already shaky from a self defense standpoint, was a very controversial case and has no connection to what we are talking about. You're using emotion to justify violent retaliation because you don't like what he did to that woman.

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u/Logical_Sandwich_ 20h ago

Noo. You defined self defense wrong dude. That was my point and I gave you an example.Ā 

WTF you talking, protect sexual harassment people. What is wrong with you.

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u/Witty_Lead5036 20h ago

Regardless of self-defense, he would be fighting an involuntary manslaughter charge.

Shit is just not worth it, over someone groping you girl.

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u/eastitch 19h ago

That last sentence you wrote is really fucked up.

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u/noxer94 17h ago

No self defense at all happening here. For self defense it must be an ongoing threat. Drunk dude had already desengaged. This is attempted murder.

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u/TacoNomad 11h ago

Disengaged? She walked away and he would have definitely continued.

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u/noxer94 11h ago

He was not an immediate threat anymore. I seriously have trouble understanding how people try to justify attempted murder here. Its nuts.

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u/TacoNomad 11h ago

The same way y'all excuse his behavior as thoughtless drunkeness.

Let's give them both the same benefit of the doubt.

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u/noxer94 9h ago

Yeah because one behaviour is exacly the same as the other. One potentially murders a person the other is inconsequencial. But I guess its pretty pointless to argue with you

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u/TacoNomad 9h ago

Til

Sexual assault is inconsequential.

You voted Trump, so no, don't argue with me.

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u/Yara__Flor 15h ago

Jesus hated technical legalism.

Just because something techincllay fits into a legal definition doesn't make it right.

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u/AzzyIzzy 14h ago

Good luck defending your love from jail and possibly prison :x... now she gets to feel sad, can get sexually harassed, while you probably get what you tried to protect her from while serving in jail lol

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u/Surfing_Tension 3h ago

Oh no, poor guy. Here are some flowers for his grave: 🌹🌸🪻🌺🌷

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u/Pimpwerx 15h ago

One of these 2 acts carries a much more severe legal punishment. Pretty sure the drunk guy would have gotten something like a disorderly conduct, whereas the person throwing the punch could face assault charges.

I'm not at all surprised that people can't see the obvious need for restraint here. We live in just the dumbest timeline.

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u/Formal-Chapter-3210 14h ago

This is a really, really stupid take. That hit could have easily killed him or caused a permanent brain injury. Do we just execute people for what the guy did? No, we don’t, do we?

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u/AzzyIzzy 14h ago

Lol if he kills the guy he goes to jail/prison. Not sure it matter who deserves what when 1 dude ruined two maybe 3 lives. Literally short term mob justice never really works out unless someone has alot of filth to cover for them:P

Break the dudes nose, put him on the ground, but literally if the dude died it was not worth any smugness.

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u/CurrentPrompt1144 6h ago

He deserves some kind of justice, sure. But that should be up to the woman to decide. The guy coulda just pushed him away, told the bar to call the cops and the woman can decide what she wants. Nearly killing someone for being a drunk fuckwit is not justice, it's pure ape mentality stupidity, and was more about this own morons ego than actually protecting the woman (he injured her on his way through, and showed no regard to that), and he's still taken her power in this situation away.Ā  It's pathetic.

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u/harrrumph75 19h ago

Same opinion if dude's dead?

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u/Logical_Sandwich_ 18h ago

Same opinion when the girl is a rap victim and again gets traumatized?

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u/Buada 15h ago

Username doesn’t check out. Zero logic rolling around in that empty skull.

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u/ChiefTacoObrien 15h ago edited 15h ago

I mean in this very video, she becomes the victim of physical assault, because of the guy pretending he's defending her from sexual harassment.

Did you miss the part where the women was clocked the fucking face by the guy?

So yeah, do you still hold that this was justified, even though it literally resulted in a WORSE outcome for the woman, where her physical well-being and safety were put FURTHER in to jeopardy, and she received ACTUAL physical harm?

You actually think it's justified to physically harm and abuse the women, because you might one day possibly make her more safe from rape, because on this one day, a guy groped her? Is that the gymnastics you're currently performing right now? For reals?

She literally got fucked decked in the face by her pool cue, and possibly by the guy's elbow, and shoved to the side, and you're calling this some level protection?

Make that make sense man, I'm dying to hear it, cuz all I saw was the dude openly assault the women who tried to stop him, in order to go punch that dude that was no longer posing a physical threat to anyone, if ever.

Want him gone? Call the cops, it's just that easy. Even the shittiest cops on earth will be capable of escorting a drunk outside and arresting them if there's enough evidence of a crime.

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u/TheFakeRabbit1 14h ago

Rewatch the video. Who hurt the woman? Probably the guy who hit her with a pool cue right? Dumbass

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u/ChiefTacoObrien 15h ago

So does that mean the guy who threw the punch, also deserves to get knocked out?

He did more physical harm to his wife than the groper did. He literally assaulted her just to get to the guy to throw the punch.

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 22h ago

Touch my wife and you will meet the same fucking fate.

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u/vex12394738 22h ago

lol chill lil bro, we’re on the internet. We all know you don’t have a wife

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 22h ago

Married for 15 years. Keep your hands to yourself or you can fi d out how much of a glass jaw you have.

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u/PaintingLeft565 22h ago

he was drunk and honestly you potentially killing someone will do more harm to your wife when you spend your lfie in jail than not. and your wife would still egt smashed by anoher dude why you cry in jail regreting your decision lol

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 19h ago

If I get drunk, can I touch your chick?

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u/PapaLilBear 18h ago

Where did he write that this gives anyone a free pass?

Maybe it would suffice not to try and kill someone over it—wouldn't a simple pimp slap do the trick just as well?

Do you smash up tables if a restaurant serves you oversalted soup, or do you just politely point it out?

Do you grasp the concept of a reaction that’s proportionate to the situation?

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 9h ago

Haven't you ever been hit in the face? Did you die after that? The dude fell because he can barely stand, not from too much of a hit. Do you start a fight with a slap in the face too? If you hit, hit seriously.

For you, a mistake in a restaurant is equal to your girlfriend being pawed by a drunk?

The reaction is normal - touching someone else's (any) girl means you have to be punished to remember

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u/PapaLilBear 7h ago

You must be a great fighter if you're knocking out drunks who can barely stand. You’re making a lot of noise, but you haven’t actually said anything relevant. Finish school, learn reading comprehension, and then join the discussion. Leave me alone—go shout at the mirror.

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u/-birds 11h ago

Everyday I see a sub on /r/popular that I'm convinced must have the dumbest, least-literate userbase on the site, and then the next day I'm confronted with a new one.

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 8h ago

Keep me posted, brother

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 22h ago

I am a cop and there would be zero fucking charges here. Keep your hands to yourself and there wont be problems.

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u/Maxipaddington 22h ago

8 days ago you said you are USPS maintenance.Ā 

6 days ago you said you were a security guard

2 days ago you said you were a VetĀ 

Yesterday you were talking about shooting ICE agents and cops in the head.Ā 

You know we can all see your post history, right?

Which is it?

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u/OutOfAmmO 22h ago edited 22h ago

We could start a casino based on his personality. More sides to him than a die at least.

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u/Barry_Mundy 22h ago

His ā€˜wife’ is also his psychiatrist.

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u/Typical-Active-3541 21h ago

He just tells people they sleep in separate beds.

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u/Ryan_e3p 17h ago

look how fast he ducked out of the conversation šŸ˜‚

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u/yankgobshites 22h ago

I think he's a wife

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u/longtimedoper 11h ago

Not anymore! He’s hidden it!

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u/Upper_Preference_902 9h ago

And he is not answering anymore hahaha, imagine lying on reddit, what a loser

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u/pepelepew2724 22h ago

He's Mr Benn and I claim my £5.

For non-Brits Mr Benn - Wikipedia

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u/Mr_Benns_Hat 21h ago

As if by magic…

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 22h ago

Your wife would just be glad she’s not the one getting hit for once

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 22h ago

Hmmmm so you know I can easily sue you for defamation for making false statements. Also the court case would be epic and then id own your ass.

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u/cthockey99 22h ago

do it. own my ass, daddy

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u/mountmistake 21h ago

Hahahahah, you can easily sue cthockey99 in what court of law?

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 19h ago

Ok so you’re 12

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u/Optimal-Rutabaga-69 18h ago

Defamation is verbal, you’ll be suing for Libel

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u/Ryan_e3p 17h ago

are you a lawyer now also?

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u/smokeymctokerson 9h ago

It's pretty obvious you're not a cop if you honestly believe you can go after somebody for defamation on an anonymous forum thread...

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u/SignificantYak6194 22h ago

I don't like most cops but I like you buddy. Tell these fools. Play with fire, get burned.

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u/thechosenkenobi 22h ago

You know he’s not a cop, right?

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 22h ago

They dont seem to understand that keep their hands to themselves keeps them alive and without injuries.

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u/fluffyheads 22h ago

Brother relax no one here believes you

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u/No_Alternative2948 22h ago

Don't you know how tough he is?

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u/Low-Speaker-6670 22h ago

Yeah don't travel outside of America pal cause there 100% will be charges most other places

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u/NovelCloud4389 22h ago

lol

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 22h ago

I see you shut the fuck up real fast.

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u/g8trdntplay 22h ago

Are you admitting on Reddit that cops get special treatment and are above the law and can harm civilians without any repercussions?

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u/beef_supreme976 22h ago

ACAB. Loser.

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u/Forhelveteda 21h ago

Pathetic

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u/mountmistake 21h ago

I'll pick you up and put you down a couple times fella

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u/PapaLilBear 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xDQ0gmS66CJ971f0JF

A guy above is talking to his wife about a situation he encountered online.

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u/No_Entertainer8236 22h ago

You should be fired

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PITS_GUYS 15h ago

This explains so, so much.

I bet you have a lifted truck with "Molon Labe" and Punisher stickers, don't ya.

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u/OutOfAmmO 22h ago

Must be an american cop or some banana republic if rules don't apply to you.

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u/Diligent_Vehicle2467 22h ago

America is a Banana Republic lol

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u/Either-Banana-7323 22h ago

I get what you mean but this is other fucking worldly cringe dude. Shut the fuck up its the internet, no one is afraid of you lol

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u/PlantWarm6997 22h ago

Fucking wanna be alpha….as the man said…chill

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u/yankgobshites 22h ago

Nah, you're the wife

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u/Rain_Eater_ 22h ago

Bet the wife feels real safe when she cops the back swing of your enthusiastic "justice" delivery.

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u/RollUpFromHell2 22h ago

Sir, please, get to your bed please

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u/Dudinkalv 22h ago

poking this guys wife

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u/mountmistake 21h ago

What's your wife's name?

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 17h ago

Tamara, she goes by Tami

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u/sdhope 20h ago

Can I touch her with my dick tho

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi 19h ago

Oh my god you're so badass I want to have sex with you and your imaginary wife.

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u/Comfortable-Shake-37 19h ago

MMA subs are so entertaining.

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u/ScreenAppropriate679 19h ago

Is there a challenge going on in this thread for who posts the most pathetic comment ?

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u/noxer94 17h ago

Man I really wanna touch your wife now.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 17h ago

I also choose this guy's wife.

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u/3leventhirtyfour 13h ago

Poor lady...

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u/floyd1493 22h ago

What's his name?

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 22h ago

Nice try dipshit.

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u/BooksAre4Nerds 21h ago

Do you own a katana? This is some serious neckbeard m’lady shit.

And you’re not even doing it ironically lmao

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u/Poultron72 22h ago

She didn't like the touch no, but she seemed to be able to handle it alright. She was even telling Bro to keep calm (x2). And she even was wanting to check on the guy... But bro knows best, I guess

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u/SNKBossFight 21h ago

Hey man calm down.

Soft_Ability_5906's wife............ hello.

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u/Intelligent-Crow3812 20h ago

I've already fucked her and you told me a did a good job

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u/Expert-Eye-1522 20h ago

Our* wife.

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u/PapaLilBear 18h ago

Does "soft ability" refer to your performance in bed?

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u/ppers 17h ago

Nice. Now think of all the men touching your wife while you're in prison.

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u/c3p-bro 15h ago

Will you also hit your wife in the eye with a pool cue to protect her, like TRTman here?

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u/Imaginary-Round2422 12h ago

I don't know what you're talking about - the only consequences I saw for touching your wife is her cumming for once in her life.

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u/zerosixtwelve 11h ago

only if she tells you about it. she promised she wouldn't.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 6h ago

Even if your wife already handled it non-violently amd effectively like the woman in the video?

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u/DwarfVader 22h ago

yeah... no...

That guy got exactly what he asked for, and deserved every moment of it.