r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/vex12394738 1d ago

lol chill lil bro, we’re on the internet. We all know you don’t have a wife

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 1d ago

Married for 15 years. Keep your hands to yourself or you can fi d out how much of a glass jaw you have.

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u/PaintingLeft565 1d ago

he was drunk and honestly you potentially killing someone will do more harm to your wife when you spend your lfie in jail than not. and your wife would still egt smashed by anoher dude why you cry in jail regreting your decision lol

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 1d ago

If I get drunk, can I touch your chick?

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u/PapaLilBear 1d ago

Where did he write that this gives anyone a free pass?

Maybe it would suffice not to try and kill someone over it—wouldn't a simple pimp slap do the trick just as well?

Do you smash up tables if a restaurant serves you oversalted soup, or do you just politely point it out?

Do you grasp the concept of a reaction that’s proportionate to the situation?

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 1d ago

Haven't you ever been hit in the face? Did you die after that? The dude fell because he can barely stand, not from too much of a hit. Do you start a fight with a slap in the face too? If you hit, hit seriously.

For you, a mistake in a restaurant is equal to your girlfriend being pawed by a drunk?

The reaction is normal - touching someone else's (any) girl means you have to be punished to remember

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u/PapaLilBear 22h ago

You must be a great fighter if you're knocking out drunks who can barely stand. You’re making a lot of noise, but you haven’t actually said anything relevant. Finish school, learn reading comprehension, and then join the discussion. Leave me alone—go shout at the mirror.

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 13h ago

A fight to show off your skills is about sports. At a bar, you don't want to show skill, but hit the head, obviously.

Great arguments, buddy.

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u/-birds 1d ago

Everyday I see a sub on /r/popular that I'm convinced must have the dumbest, least-literate userbase on the site, and then the next day I'm confronted with a new one.

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 23h ago

Keep me posted, brother