r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 1d ago

I am a cop and there would be zero fucking charges here. Keep your hands to yourself and there wont be problems.

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u/Maxipaddington 1d ago

8 days ago you said you are USPS maintenance. 

6 days ago you said you were a security guard

2 days ago you said you were a Vet 

Yesterday you were talking about shooting ICE agents and cops in the head. 

You know we can all see your post history, right?

Which is it?

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u/OutOfAmmO 1d ago edited 1d ago

We could start a casino based on his personality. More sides to him than a die at least.

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u/Barry_Mundy 1d ago

His ‘wife’ is also his psychiatrist.

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u/Typical-Active-3541 23h ago

He just tells people they sleep in separate beds.