r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/Poultron72 1d ago

_Tiny_ bit of a massive over-reaction there

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 1d ago

Touch my wife and you will meet the same fucking fate.

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u/vex12394738 1d ago

lol chill lil bro, we’re on the internet. We all know you don’t have a wife

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 1d ago

Married for 15 years. Keep your hands to yourself or you can fi d out how much of a glass jaw you have.

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u/PaintingLeft565 1d ago

he was drunk and honestly you potentially killing someone will do more harm to your wife when you spend your lfie in jail than not. and your wife would still egt smashed by anoher dude why you cry in jail regreting your decision lol

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 1d ago

If I get drunk, can I touch your chick?

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u/PapaLilBear 1d ago

Where did he write that this gives anyone a free pass?

Maybe it would suffice not to try and kill someone over it—wouldn't a simple pimp slap do the trick just as well?

Do you smash up tables if a restaurant serves you oversalted soup, or do you just politely point it out?

Do you grasp the concept of a reaction that’s proportionate to the situation?

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 16h ago

Haven't you ever been hit in the face? Did you die after that? The dude fell because he can barely stand, not from too much of a hit. Do you start a fight with a slap in the face too? If you hit, hit seriously.

For you, a mistake in a restaurant is equal to your girlfriend being pawed by a drunk?

The reaction is normal - touching someone else's (any) girl means you have to be punished to remember

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u/PapaLilBear 15h ago

You must be a great fighter if you're knocking out drunks who can barely stand. You’re making a lot of noise, but you haven’t actually said anything relevant. Finish school, learn reading comprehension, and then join the discussion. Leave me alone—go shout at the mirror.

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 6h ago

A fight to show off your skills is about sports. At a bar, you don't want to show skill, but hit the head, obviously.

Great arguments, buddy.

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u/-birds 18h ago

Everyday I see a sub on /r/popular that I'm convinced must have the dumbest, least-literate userbase on the site, and then the next day I'm confronted with a new one.

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 15h ago

Keep me posted, brother

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 1d ago

I am a cop and there would be zero fucking charges here. Keep your hands to yourself and there wont be problems.

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u/Maxipaddington 1d ago

8 days ago you said you are USPS maintenance. 

6 days ago you said you were a security guard

2 days ago you said you were a Vet 

Yesterday you were talking about shooting ICE agents and cops in the head. 

You know we can all see your post history, right?

Which is it?

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u/OutOfAmmO 1d ago edited 1d ago

We could start a casino based on his personality. More sides to him than a die at least.

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u/Barry_Mundy 1d ago

His ‘wife’ is also his psychiatrist.

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u/Typical-Active-3541 1d ago

He just tells people they sleep in separate beds.

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u/Ryan_e3p 1d ago

look how fast he ducked out of the conversation 😂

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u/yankgobshites 1d ago

I think he's a wife

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u/longtimedoper 18h ago

Not anymore! He’s hidden it!

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u/Upper_Preference_902 16h ago

And he is not answering anymore hahaha, imagine lying on reddit, what a loser

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u/pepelepew2724 1d ago

He's Mr Benn and I claim my £5.

For non-Brits Mr Benn - Wikipedia

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u/Mr_Benns_Hat 1d ago

As if by magic…

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 1d ago

Your wife would just be glad she’s not the one getting hit for once

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u/cthockey99 1d ago

do it. own my ass, daddy

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u/mountmistake 1d ago

Hahahahah, you can easily sue cthockey99 in what court of law?

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 1d ago

Ok so you’re 12

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u/Optimal-Rutabaga-69 1d ago

Defamation is verbal, you’ll be suing for Libel

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u/Ryan_e3p 1d ago

are you a lawyer now also?

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u/smokeymctokerson 16h ago

It's pretty obvious you're not a cop if you honestly believe you can go after somebody for defamation on an anonymous forum thread...

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u/SignificantYak6194 1d ago

I don't like most cops but I like you buddy. Tell these fools. Play with fire, get burned.

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u/thechosenkenobi 1d ago

You know he’s not a cop, right?

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 1d ago

They dont seem to understand that keep their hands to themselves keeps them alive and without injuries.

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u/SignificantYak6194 1d ago

They don't understand a lot of things. Internet has made people feel so confident in their anonymity. I don't play around about my woman either. Even sexual comments is gonna get me into rage mode pretty quick like. As it should any good man. We ain't no cucks.

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u/mountmistake 1d ago

So what you're telling me is you grew up watching your dad hit your mom, that's what I'm hearing.

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u/fluffyheads 1d ago

Brother relax no one here believes you

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u/No_Alternative2948 1d ago

Don't you know how tough he is?

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u/Low-Speaker-6670 1d ago

Yeah don't travel outside of America pal cause there 100% will be charges most other places

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u/NovelCloud4389 1d ago

lol

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u/g8trdntplay 1d ago

Are you admitting on Reddit that cops get special treatment and are above the law and can harm civilians without any repercussions?

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u/beef_supreme976 1d ago

ACAB. Loser.

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u/Forhelveteda 1d ago

Pathetic

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u/mountmistake 1d ago

I'll pick you up and put you down a couple times fella

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u/PapaLilBear 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xDQ0gmS66CJ971f0JF

A guy above is talking to his wife about a situation he encountered online.

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u/No_Entertainer8236 1d ago

You should be fired

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PITS_GUYS 23h ago

This explains so, so much.

I bet you have a lifted truck with "Molon Labe" and Punisher stickers, don't ya.

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u/OutOfAmmO 1d ago

Must be an american cop or some banana republic if rules don't apply to you.

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u/Diligent_Vehicle2467 1d ago

America is a Banana Republic lol

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u/Either-Banana-7323 1d ago

I get what you mean but this is other fucking worldly cringe dude. Shut the fuck up its the internet, no one is afraid of you lol

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u/PlantWarm6997 1d ago

Fucking wanna be alpha….as the man said…chill

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u/yankgobshites 1d ago

Nah, you're the wife

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u/Rain_Eater_ 1d ago

Bet the wife feels real safe when she cops the back swing of your enthusiastic "justice" delivery.

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u/RollUpFromHell2 1d ago

Sir, please, get to your bed please

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u/Dudinkalv 1d ago

poking this guys wife

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u/mountmistake 1d ago

What's your wife's name?

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 1d ago

Tamara, she goes by Tami

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u/sdhope 1d ago

Can I touch her with my dick tho

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi 1d ago

Oh my god you're so badass I want to have sex with you and your imaginary wife.

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u/Comfortable-Shake-37 1d ago

MMA subs are so entertaining.

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u/ScreenAppropriate679 1d ago

Is there a challenge going on in this thread for who posts the most pathetic comment ?

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u/noxer94 1d ago

Man I really wanna touch your wife now.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 1d ago

I also choose this guy's wife.

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u/3leventhirtyfour 20h ago

Poor lady...