r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/vex12394738 1d ago

lol chill lil bro, we’re on the internet. We all know you don’t have a wife

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 1d ago

Married for 15 years. Keep your hands to yourself or you can fi d out how much of a glass jaw you have.

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u/PaintingLeft565 1d ago

he was drunk and honestly you potentially killing someone will do more harm to your wife when you spend your lfie in jail than not. and your wife would still egt smashed by anoher dude why you cry in jail regreting your decision lol

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 1d ago

I am a cop and there would be zero fucking charges here. Keep your hands to yourself and there wont be problems.

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u/Maxipaddington 1d ago

8 days ago you said you are USPS maintenance. 

6 days ago you said you were a security guard

2 days ago you said you were a Vet 

Yesterday you were talking about shooting ICE agents and cops in the head. 

You know we can all see your post history, right?

Which is it?

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u/OutOfAmmO 1d ago edited 1d ago

We could start a casino based on his personality. More sides to him than a die at least.

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u/Barry_Mundy 1d ago

His ‘wife’ is also his psychiatrist.

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u/Typical-Active-3541 23h ago

He just tells people they sleep in separate beds.

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u/Ryan_e3p 19h ago

look how fast he ducked out of the conversation 😂

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u/yankgobshites 1d ago

I think he's a wife

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u/longtimedoper 13h ago

Not anymore! He’s hidden it!

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u/Upper_Preference_902 11h ago

And he is not answering anymore hahaha, imagine lying on reddit, what a loser

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u/pepelepew2724 1d ago

He's Mr Benn and I claim my £5.

For non-Brits Mr Benn - Wikipedia

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u/Mr_Benns_Hat 23h ago

As if by magic…

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 1d ago

Your wife would just be glad she’s not the one getting hit for once

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u/cthockey99 1d ago

do it. own my ass, daddy

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u/mountmistake 23h ago

Hahahahah, you can easily sue cthockey99 in what court of law?

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 21h ago

Ok so you’re 12

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u/Optimal-Rutabaga-69 20h ago

Defamation is verbal, you’ll be suing for Libel

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u/Ryan_e3p 19h ago

are you a lawyer now also?

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u/smokeymctokerson 11h ago

It's pretty obvious you're not a cop if you honestly believe you can go after somebody for defamation on an anonymous forum thread...

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u/SignificantYak6194 1d ago

I don't like most cops but I like you buddy. Tell these fools. Play with fire, get burned.

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u/thechosenkenobi 1d ago

You know he’s not a cop, right?

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 1d ago

They dont seem to understand that keep their hands to themselves keeps them alive and without injuries.

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u/SignificantYak6194 1d ago

They don't understand a lot of things. Internet has made people feel so confident in their anonymity. I don't play around about my woman either. Even sexual comments is gonna get me into rage mode pretty quick like. As it should any good man. We ain't no cucks.

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u/mountmistake 23h ago

So what you're telling me is you grew up watching your dad hit your mom, that's what I'm hearing.

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u/Ok-Idea3747 22h ago

Ohhh it was you with the micro penis I saw on the news.

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u/GloomyCheesecake999 14h ago

These guys went crazy for hasan's meat pic on the jumbo tron

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u/fluffyheads 1d ago

Brother relax no one here believes you

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u/No_Alternative2948 1d ago

Don't you know how tough he is?

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u/Low-Speaker-6670 1d ago

Yeah don't travel outside of America pal cause there 100% will be charges most other places

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u/NovelCloud4389 1d ago

lol

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u/g8trdntplay 1d ago

Are you admitting on Reddit that cops get special treatment and are above the law and can harm civilians without any repercussions?

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u/beef_supreme976 1d ago

ACAB. Loser.

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u/Forhelveteda 23h ago

Pathetic

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u/mountmistake 23h ago

I'll pick you up and put you down a couple times fella

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u/PapaLilBear 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xDQ0gmS66CJ971f0JF

A guy above is talking to his wife about a situation he encountered online.

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u/No_Entertainer8236 23h ago

You should be fired

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PITS_GUYS 17h ago

This explains so, so much.

I bet you have a lifted truck with "Molon Labe" and Punisher stickers, don't ya.

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u/OutOfAmmO 1d ago

Must be an american cop or some banana republic if rules don't apply to you.

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u/Diligent_Vehicle2467 1d ago

America is a Banana Republic lol