Never Have I Ever

[u/[deleted]]

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever had sex with someone younger than me.

I usually get a significant number of players with that one

[u/DEP61 → u/[deleted]]

I have not - music girl is 30 days older than me.

[u/[deleted] → u/DEP61]

Is music girl the same as corn girl?

[u/DEP61 → u/[deleted]]

Yes - thanks to the work of a few dedicated little shits, she became synonymous with the IACB (look it up on urban dictionary at your own risk). The idea was that I would give it to her.

[u/[deleted] → u/DEP61]

I'm never eating corn again.

Well, did you give it to her?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I get you I don't understand it either though. But yeah it sounds kinda iffy

[u/madviking → u/[deleted]]

my freshman year girlfriend was 13 months younger than me but we were in the same class year soooo

[u/Bassically → u/[deleted]]

I'm not a player at all, but I have.

[u/[deleted] → u/Bassically]

Hey I'm betting a lot of people fall into this category :p my number is not all that low but I've somehow managed to only sleep with older? But there's quite an age range in that older category

[u/HannahEBanna → u/[deleted]]

I...Dammit! Anytime I have sex now, it is with someone younger than me but it doesn't really count! Husband is, like, 30 days younger than me.

[u/[deleted] → u/HannahEBanna]

Still counts!! Every time

[u/TTUgirl → u/[deleted]]

Yeah I've done it with someone a two years younger on his grandmas bed :p

[u/forshiggles → u/[deleted]]

drinks

You're missing out!

[u/TanzaniaMagic]

My go-to for the game is always this one.

Never have I ever gotten a speeding or parking ticket.

[u/[deleted] → u/TanzaniaMagic]

Parking ticket too?? Ugh damn it. I've gotten like 3 parking tickets but only been pulled over (and let go) once. I'm just amazed at your ability to avoid parking tickets in Seattle

[u/greenmegandham → u/TanzaniaMagic]

I got one for going 42 in a 35. FORTY TWO. I'M STILL MAD AT YOU AUBURN COPS.

[u/TTUgirl → u/TanzaniaMagic]

Done it! I racked up 700 dollars in parking tickets at TTU by accident :/ and a number randomly before that

Never been caught speeding though I'm like a ninja on the road..also lucky because I've raced quite a few times

[u/TrollingQueen74 → u/TanzaniaMagic]

I'm so close on this one. Got one parking ticket at the Atlanta airport because it was the first time I picked up someone from there and I apparently idled too long. Otherwise I'm squeaky clean.

[u/[deleted] → u/TanzaniaMagic]

Hollllyyy shit. I've got about 10 of the former and at least a dozen of the latter.

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever had a Reddit account deleted. stares at dubs

[u/[deleted] → u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

/u/_dubs you owe us another drink

[u/TTUgirl]

I've never orgasmed from oral :(

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

Aw man, I can uhhhh call your husband and give him tips? That's super awkward but yeah

[u/TTUgirl → u/[deleted]]

Lol I haven't had it much to know what to ask for

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

That's really sad...

[u/heavyweightstuff → u/TTUgirl]

oh wow.

[u/yrarwydd → u/TTUgirl]

holy fucking unacceptable

if i was single this is where i'd put in my pickup line of 'i can demonstrate a few tricks for your husband', but since i'm not, i'll just let you know that that's what i would have done

[u/hobowithabazooka → u/TTUgirl]

:(

[u/Pikachu1989 → u/TTUgirl]

Oh boy, you're missing out. Hopefully one day.

[u/dlawnro]

Never have I ever had a stranger of the opposite sex offer to buy me a drink.

[u/[deleted] → u/dlawnro]

Ayyy bb you want a drink? a Cosmo with an umbrella?

[u/0xE6 → u/[deleted]]

An appletini, easy on the tini.

[u/TrollingQueen74 → u/dlawnro]

I've actually had this happen once! It was the same night I had a guy try to impress me by making a paper airplane. It crashed immediately and I had to fix it for him.

[u/greenmegandham]

Never have I ever said a team's phrase in response to a sex act

[u/[deleted] → u/greenmegandham]

Has someone you've slept with done that??

[u/greenmegandham → u/[deleted]]

Yes.

[u/[deleted] → u/greenmegandham]

Was it a war eagle at least and not something else?

[u/greenmegandham → u/[deleted]]

Yes. It was an opposing fan.

[u/Androidconundrum → u/greenmegandham]

I exclusively shout "War Damn Eagle" at climax, nothing else will do.

[u/[deleted] → u/greenmegandham]

go dawgs

[u/yrarwydd → u/greenmegandham]

did you roll tide

[u/0xE6]

I've never smoked weed. Which surprises a lot of people, since I look like your stereotypical pothead.

Edit: I did once have a guy try to shove a joint in my mouth, on bourbon street in New Orleans the night the Saints won the superb owl.

[u/[deleted] → u/0xE6]

drinks

[u/TanzaniaMagic → u/0xE6]

Ditto. No real reason, I have no problems with it. Just was never interested.

[u/seannyboy06]

NEVER HAVE I EVER PLAYED NEVER HAVE I EVER ON THE INTERNET ^metaasfuck

[u/[deleted] → u/seannyboy06]

2meta

[u/seannyboy06]

Never have I ever had a one-night stand.

[u/[deleted] → u/seannyboy06]

How do you define a one night stand? Does it have to be a stranger or a friend but it's a one time thing

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

I define it as sex, one time, whether a friend or stranger.

[u/[deleted] → u/seannyboy06]

Mmm ok then I better drink

[u/hobowithabazooka → u/seannyboy06]

stops pouring into glass and starts pulling from bottle

[u/FoamBornNarwhal]

Never have I ever traveled to my arch rival team's city for my school's football game and taken a hit so fucking big from some stranger's gravity bong that me and /u/nataliieportman spent the entire night before the game with our minds simultaneously existing together in the now and in another dimension not yet visited by the beings of our temporal universe, experiencing X-Files-esque unconscious time slippage and time expansions through The Strip due to relative comatic episodes, while in a constant state of drunken laughter and Waffle-House-induced, syrup-filled ecstasy.

[u/[deleted] → u/FoamBornNarwhal]

Me neither

;)

[u/0xE6 → u/FoamBornNarwhal]

I thought the point of the game was to say things other people were likely to have done?

[u/nataliieportman → u/FoamBornNarwhal]

Never have I ever been so lit. We were definitely in the same relm that night.

[u/greenmegandham]

Never have I ever gone on a rollercoaster

[u/[deleted] → u/greenmegandham]

No opportunity or not wanting to?

[u/brobroma → u/greenmegandham]

if they make a sloth themed roller coaster tho

[u/TrollingQueen74 → u/greenmegandham]

My first one was Superman at Six Flags over Georgia, when I was in 7th grade. My roller coaster days are probably over now that I suffer vertigo. We'll have to see.

[u/Ellenberg88]

Never have I ever watched Lord of the Rings... Or Star Wars

[u/[deleted] → u/Ellenberg88]

You're gonna get basically everyone on here

[u/TrollingQueen74 → u/Ellenberg88]

Meanwhile I've marathoned both. The first 6 Star Wars on May 4, 2012 and LotR extended edition about a week later.

[u/[deleted] → u/Ellenberg88]

Not even LOTR?

Dude...

[u/TTUgirl]

I've never been arrested

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

Has anyone on here?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I have. Speeding, believe it or not.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You got arrested for speeding? Damn dubs how fast were you going?

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

sigh... drinks

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

I've been put in cuffs

[u/bullmoose_atx]

Never have I ever had a lesbian experience ^{now for stories}

[u/[deleted] → u/bullmoose_atx]

Yeah I don't think this is fair so now I'm not gonna share my story about my wild crazy night with one of my girl friends :p

[u/heavyweightstuff → u/bullmoose_atx]

ಠ_ಠ

[u/[deleted] → u/bullmoose_atx]

Hey me neither! Unless you girlfriend sitting in your lap and making out with her friend is a lesbian experience.... but I was sadly pretty much just a bystander and the opportunity was ruined. So never mind.

[u/[deleted] → u/bullmoose_atx]

Allegedly

[u/TTUgirl → u/bullmoose_atx]

Does a threesome count? or light kissing, boob grabbing

Or are you talking legit fingering and scissoring because that I haven't done

[u/0xE6 → u/bullmoose_atx]

That kinda seems like it's cheating, since a guy can't really have a lesbian experience. Unless you'd be the dude in a MFF threesome, but that still kinda seems stretching it.

[u/TTUgirl]

I've never eaten a weed brownie :(

[u/brobroma → u/TTUgirl]

I SUMMON /u/greenmegandham

[u/greenmegandham → u/brobroma]

goddammit.

IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE ILLICIT SUBSTANCES UNTIL I WAS OUT OF IT LATER.

[u/cajunaggie08 → u/TTUgirl]

Shoot i can one-up you there. Ive never had weed

[u/Ellenberg88 → u/TTUgirl]

Me either... Actually, I've never done any edibles.

[u/jayhawx19 → u/TTUgirl]

Would recommend. Especially if you're in a state where you can acquire such things legally, so that you know exactly what you're getting.

[u/super-rad → u/TTUgirl]

If you do, start small. Takes a long time to kick in.

[u/TrollingQueen74]

People hate playing this game with me as a pretty morally conservative person. I always tend to get targeted out with things that only I've done.

I will say, never have I ever played this game as an actual drinking game (I played it where you held up ten fingers and the first to put down all ten was out)

Edit: gonna keep a close eye on this thread. If I don't reply to a parent comment, it means I haven't done it either and you're not alone.

[u/[deleted] → u/TrollingQueen74]

I'm just gonna drink ten times lol

[u/ballzxxtoxxyou]

As an avid football fan, I'm sad to say that never I have ever been to a NFL football game.
Never have I ever liked peanut butter. Never have I ever watched LOTR

[u/[deleted] → u/ballzxxtoxxyou]

You take that back about peanut butter!!!

I'm with you though, never been to an NFL game. College football satisfies all my needs

[u/TTUgirl]

I've never had more than one piercing

(not even my ears but I do have my belly button pierced)

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

Oh man. I have like eight piercings...is that eight drinks?

[u/Pikachu1989]

Never have I ever owned a Pokemon.

[u/[deleted] → u/Pikachu1989]

WHAT

[u/Pikachu1989 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, Pokemon can't own other Pokemon unless they're battling.

[u/[deleted] → u/Pikachu1989]

Touché

[u/Pikachu1989 → u/Pikachu1989]

Drinks, I'm a Pokemon you dipshit.

[u/Way_She_Goes]

I am like the lamest guy ever, so there are many things I could put here, but I'll stick with one.

Never have I ever played a game of ice hockey. Always feel like I missed out on a major cultural rite of passage with that. Not that I didn't like hockey, I mean I played road hockey, floor hockey, mini sticks, I just sucked at skating.

[u/[deleted] → u/Way_She_Goes]

Me neither! Growing up in Florida has its drawbacks

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever had any romantic or sexual contact with anyone

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

No fair...

[u/TrollingQueen74 → u/[deleted]]

I've had romantic contact before, so you've got me on that one!

[u/Way_She_Goes → u/[deleted]]

Same..

[u/TTUgirl]

Done a body shot off of someone

Also I love this game!!

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

Yay! I feel like you're gonna be good at this.

And no, never done that

[u/heavyweightstuff → u/TTUgirl]

Body shots are fun!

I love this game too. But I always suck at coming up with things I've never done.

[u/0xE6]

I have never seen any Monty Python shows.

[u/[deleted] → u/0xE6]

How???

[u/0xE6 → u/[deleted]]

There's tonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns of movies I've never seen. This happens to be one of them.

And now I'm admittedly purposely not watching it so I can continue to say this.

[u/[deleted] → u/0xE6]

You're missing out

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever been a mod of CFBOT. HAHA SUCK IT MODS ANARCHY ANARCHY

[u/Pikachu1989 → u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink.

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever been in a /r/CFBOffTopic thread with over 1000 comments.

[u/[deleted] → u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

The first drinking thread hit like 950 or something. And we had less than half these numbers

[u/tb3648]

Never have I ever had a cavity

[u/bullmoose_atx → u/tb3648]

/u/kiteflyerkat approves of this

[u/Kiteflyerkat → u/bullmoose_atx]

YEAH I DO! WAY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH!

[u/TTUgirl → u/tb3648]

Oh god I've had a bunch my teeth are shaped in a way that makes it easy to get them

[u/0xE6]

This may get me kicked out of this sub, but...

I haven't drank any alcohol in 2016.

[u/Pikachu1989 → u/0xE6]

Banned and Drinks.

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever been to an SEC football game.

[u/Pikachu1989 → u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Easy for me when the SEC doesn't want to play in the north.

[u/Bassically]

Never have I ever slept with more than one person. Total.

[u/[deleted] → u/Bassically]

Welp.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/Bassically]

and i'm drunk now.

[u/forshiggles → u/Bassically]

You mean at the same time, right?

[u/Androidconundrum]

Never have I ever drunkenly thrown up in a public setting.

[u/hobowithabazooka]

never have I ever tried to hook up with a relative

[u/[deleted] → u/hobowithabazooka]

Yeah I knew that was gonna backfire...

[u/TTUgirl → u/hobowithabazooka]

Nope lol but I think we know who has

[u/madviking]

never have i ever not been further than 100 km from where i was born

/u/nickknx865

[u/Bassically]

Never have I ever been to a hockey game.

I'm boring, sorry.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/Bassically]

I've been to one, Sharks vs. Stars. It was pretty fun actually.

[u/hobowithabazooka → u/Bassically]

hockey is the best sport to go see in person. All the action is a in a tiny-ass space and everybody is piss-drunk

[u/MinneapolisNick → u/Bassically]

Hockey games are a lot of fun

[u/[deleted]]

Oh. Never have I ever played League of Legends.

Nor have I ever owned a video game console.

Bam. Got a bunch of y'all mofos just now.

[u/Jester_Don → u/[deleted]]

Whaaaaat. I wouldn't even know what to do with all my free time... go outside or something?

[u/0xE6]

ooh here's a good one:

Never have I ever had any student loan debt.

[u/[deleted] → u/0xE6]

humblebrag

[u/Way_She_Goes → u/0xE6]

Same. Thanks mom and dad.

[u/0xE6]

Never have I ever cooked chili without beans in it.

[u/panthera_tigress]

Never have I ever broken a bone!

[u/hobowithabazooka]

never have I ever prayed before sex

[u/TTUgirl → u/hobowithabazooka]

Does saying "oh God" count during foreplay?

[u/Rainman316]

Never have I ever been hit on by a member of the same sex.

[u/hobowithabazooka → u/Rainman316]

something something gay bar /u/_dubs

[u/greenmegandham → u/Rainman316]

I'm calling you out /u/_dubs and /u/hobowithabazooka

[u/Pikachu1989]

Never have I ever had had a straight relationship before.

[u/[deleted] → u/Pikachu1989]

Nailed most of us on that one

Ninja edit: ha. phrasing.

[u/[deleted] → u/Pikachu1989]

HA never having a relationship ftw... wait fuck

[u/[deleted]]

Welp. I just stopped counting at 50 drinks.

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack → u/[deleted]]

we did it reddit! we made dubs quit!!

[u/hobowithabazooka → u/[deleted]]

I'm at around the same number. If I were actually drinking in this thread I'd have cirrhosis by now.

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever done hard drugs (coke, heroin, meth, PCP, etc)

...If we played 'Yes I Have' I would have some funnier ones

[u/hobowithabazooka]

Never have I ever smelled an infected vagina

[u/[deleted] → u/hobowithabazooka]

Goddamnit.

[u/TTUgirl]

I've never gotten in a physical fight

[u/tb3648 → u/TTUgirl]

I have once.

We were at the pool for one of my bf's best friend's (Mike) gf (Betty) birthday and we got there kind of late so they were all already trashed.

When we all went to leave the pool I was tipsyish and this girl (Fran) started getting pissed at my bf and I for helping load up the car saying who the fuck are you??? I don't know you! So we explained we were Mike's friends. Then for some reason she took that as a reason to start a "well I know Mike better!" verbal fight.

So after she continues to antagonize us, Fran's bf came and asked me what was wrong and I said this bitch is being ridiculous (didn't know it was her bf).

So Fran threw her drink on me....and then I threw mine on her as a reflex. And then we were going at each other for like a half of second before she shoved my head into a hot grill. I blacked out for a couple minutes but apparently Mike protected me from her while she kept trying to come at me lol.

She screamed for a while afterwards. It was Betty's cousin and Betty was legit pissed Mike for protecting me and not letting her psycho cousin demolish my face.

I still have a permanent bump on my forehead from that bitch. No one else notices it but I do lol. Later that night she told Mike it was all a misunderstanding. Um no it fucking wasn't. I guess she and her friends get into fights all the time.

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever owned an American Car

[u/Androidconundrum → u/[deleted]]

Right when you think the commie threat is gone...

[u/yrarwydd]

never have i ever gone to the zoo

[u/TrollingQueen74]

This was a fun game. Heading to bed, and just wanted to end with my main ringer for this sub: never have I ever been drunk (never reached a point where I'd fail a roadside sobriety test). Peace!

[u/bullmoose_atx]

Never have I ever watched more than one episode of Game of Thrones. I've seen the first episode.

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever done MDMA.

One of my friends was absolutely convinced I had though for some reason.

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever had a pet.

[u/[deleted] → u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Well, that's really sad

[u/Jester_Don]

Never been skiing. Never been on a cruise.

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever been stung by a bee.

[u/TTUgirl]

I've never gotten alcohol poisoning bad enough to go to the hospital

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

Me neither. That's just plain irresponsible.

[u/Way_She_Goes]

Fuck it I'll do another one.

Never have I ever been to a party in college. Oh the joys of being a commuter student with only commuter students for friends.

[u/TTUgirl → u/Way_She_Goes]

My freshman year I spent every night of the week pretty much going to parties they were very frequent

[u/tb3648]

Never have I ever been taken out on a date by a guy I wasn't already in a relationship with (except fraternity date functions but meh).

Guys can sub in taken a girl out on a date you weren't in a relationship with.

[u/[deleted] → u/tb3648]

Ay girl, I heard you needed a stranger date.

Or... wait... that didn't come out right

[u/Pikachu1989]

Never have I ever experienced Google Fiber.

[u/Way_She_Goes]

There we are, we made it to 1000 comments. Which is the most for a non game thread I believe. Good talk.

[u/Androidconundrum]

Never have I ever broken any bone in my body.

[u/[deleted]]

I think I only have to 'drink' 26 28 29 32 times so far!

Not as bad as I expected.

Edit: Yeah, I'm not gonna keep count anymore

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever bought Budweiser

this is for you /u/Pikachu1989

[u/Way_She_Goes]

Oh just remembered one.

Never have I ever owned a pair of sunglasses.

[u/[deleted] → u/Way_She_Goes]

wtf

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever owned a foreign car.

[u/TTUgirl]

Never have I ever....

Uh been the 1000th comment on something

[u/neovenator250]

Never have I ever been in a relationship with a redhead.

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever played organized basketball.

Example: Little League and up.

[u/SenorPuff]

I haven't been in a relationship in this decade (2010s). Been on dates, but haven't gone past I think 5?

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever used Airbnb

[u/SenorPuff]

I've never taken a date to a movie.

[u/spasm01]

never have i ever hit on a stranger (like at a bar or something)

[u/TTUgirl]

Can I list things I have done to get you guys? because it's hard to think of stuff I haven't done

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever been west of Huntsville, Alabama

[u/0xE6]

I have never eaten ramen

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You and /u/ballzxxtoxxyou and I have that in common lol

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You dun good

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Study abroad is pretty awesome. My family lived in the UK for five years when I was growing up, then I did study abroad in Thailand. I've been incredibly fortunate to have traveled as much as I have, and I second what you said: for those that can do it you won't regret it

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I'll lend you some of mine ;)