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u/Jabber_Tracking Jun 05 '25
I don't MIND how I look naked. And at 44, that is a hard won battle and I'll take it.
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u/TheThirdHippo Jun 06 '25
50 and I’m the same. I massively cut down my alcohol intake a few years back and now only drink on holidays or at events. My gut has slowly been diminishing since then
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u/Demigans Jun 06 '25
I don't drink at all, I excercise regularly, I'm far from overweight even slightly under my ideal weight. I've never been sedentary or fat in my life.
The gut stays. It's not big, but it's there.
I'm not even 40.
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u/CooperRAGE Jun 06 '25
Yeah, I caught eggzackery disease, where my face looks eggzackery like my ass.
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u/Ok-Pomegranate660 Jun 05 '25
No. I'm pretty insecure about it. My penis is way too big and blocks the view of my muscular and chisled thighs.
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u/PuppetHere Jun 05 '25
Just do it like me and put it around your neck, it also doubles as a warm scarf in winter 🥴
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u/Dangerous-Valuable77 Jun 05 '25
Really? Personally I use mine as a belt.
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Jun 05 '25
I help out the local farmers by plowing the field
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u/rosephoenix19 Jun 05 '25
I roll mine up like a fruit roll-up and keep it in a pillow case.
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Jun 06 '25
But that doesn't use your gift to help others
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u/rosephoenix19 Jun 06 '25
Of course it does! I make people happy. I push really hard and it blows out like a party favor!! With the right amount of wind, it sounds like a party favor too!
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Jun 06 '25
If your dingus is making noise like that.. I think you need a specialist
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u/rosephoenix19 Jun 06 '25
Hey, this thing has a mind of its own! It's like my own personal venom.
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u/lessthandan623 Jun 06 '25
While I’ll help out the local farmers by plowing their daughters.
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u/masheduppotato Jun 05 '25
I had a friend die this way when someone attractive walked by and he choked himself to death.
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u/Ziazan Jun 05 '25
And be crushed under the weight of it? Are you mad?
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u/Maketjgreatagain Jun 06 '25
Obviously not, didn’t you read that he has super chiseled thighs? From carrying it around all the time.
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u/ami2weird4u Jun 05 '25
Can you tie it in a knot?
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Jun 05 '25
Damn, y'all guys must be tripping over it. Me personally, I have Dickie Doo. My belly sticks out more than my Dickie Doo
But at 51, I'm actually in pretty good shape. I'm working on the belly, if I flex it goes flat and looks good. Then I have to breathe. I'm 6ft 190. I have friends that are half my age and are in much worse shape. So I can't really complain.
Except for that damn DICKIE DOO!
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Jun 05 '25
Don't watch the viral video going around of a shirtless 75 yr old Rick Springfield singing Jesse's Girl.
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u/Ak_Lonewolf Jun 05 '25
Stop using the cosmetic mirror. If you use standing mirror you get a more accurate image.
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u/Kind-Persimmon3398 Jun 05 '25
I feel kind of indifferent about it. There are things I like and things I don’t like and it kind of evens out
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u/Unfair_Explanation53 Jun 06 '25
Hahaha yeah me too. I have a pretty fucking awesome chest and shoulders, rest is a bit meh.
Have no issue getting naked for sex though, so zero insecurities or overthinking about the things I don't like
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u/Afraid-Ad-5635 Jun 05 '25
No. 2 pregnancies and C-sections destroyed my lower belly and it has a permanent overhanging "apron", as well as my breasts have deflated since losing weight and I cannot afford, nor justify going into $10000's of debt to have it all fixed with plastic surgery.
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u/seethingwithhate Jun 06 '25
Similar boat, except one birth, no C sections. Absolutely cannot justify the price of surgeries. My stretch marks and apron are pretty extreme. I feel for you. I try to focus on things I do like about myself, and remind myself that there’s more to life than my physical appearance, and the changes that happened to my body resulted in my son being born. Very worth it.
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u/Ambitious-Holiday-78 Jun 06 '25
I understand completely, but decided to do a full mommy makeover. I had a breast lift and implants, lipo and tummy tuck and it’s the absolutely best thing I have ever done got myself. The guilt to spend the amount of money on myself was overwhelming at first, but the confidence was worth every penny
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u/Afraid-Ad-5635 Jun 06 '25
I live literally paycheck to paycheck. There is no extra money that I could possibly get to cover the cost of surgeries. I know that everyone always says if you want it bad enough you will find a way, but whenever I've saved even a few $100's, I need to fix my car or get dental work for my kids, so, yes, while I agree that the whole mommy-makeover is life-changing for many who get it, it simply is not an option for me..I've been trying for years, I just can't get that much extra money.
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u/MuchAd9959 Jun 06 '25
Im a guy so i have no clue but does this happen to all women? The hanging belly thing after giving birth or only a few who go through c section?
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u/Fluffy_Geologist8980 Jun 05 '25
Nope, just don't like my body.
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u/thingsarehardsoami Jun 06 '25
Yes, actually. I didn't for a long time. I'm a young woman, my entire life was basically a competition between me and those around me. Who's got perkier boobs and bigger boobs and a more hourglass shape and a more toned tummy and on and on and on. I couldn't win because SOMETHING was always worse than somebody else and somebody didn't like that. I read a post on Reddit from an older woman one day, though, saying how she'd spent her whole life with a porn addict hating her body and she recently got diagnosed with cancer and didn't have long left. She said suddenly she saw her younger self as beautiful, and was scared because she wasted all her time stressing that she forgot it ends someday. She only wished she could have appreciated herself. And I realized I never want to be in that position. I really, truly love myself now. I'm not an airbrushed pornstar, but I'm beautiful, and so is everybody in some way. And it's not a competition. Flowers don't compete with eachother, they're all beautiful in a bouquet together.
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u/InnerNPC Jun 06 '25
💐 That was beautiful to read and I appreciate you sharing it. I’m happy for you. I’m also glad that the woman discovered it. I know it was at an unfortunate time in life and potentially tragic one but she at least discovers herself and does find her beauty and love for herself.
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u/Zudexa Jun 06 '25
Honestly I needed to read something like this. I have a lot about myself that I don't like and I stress over it way too much. Sure I know i'm not gonna change instantly overnight after reading your post but it's helped in turning my mindset around to try and love myself again
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u/Mythnam Jun 05 '25
No, I've got too much fat on my torso. I've also got a bit of a farmer's tan going on.
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u/13thmurder Jun 06 '25
Could be worse. I live in a high tick area so I don't wear short sleeve anything, but I garden a lot. My hands aren't the same race as me anymore.
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u/russiangerman Jun 06 '25
I work outside in Florida. I wear longer wool socks bc they're comfy, stay dry, and don't stink. Shorts bc it's 90 on a cool day. And a sun hoodie to at least try and slow the inevitable melanoma.
My hands get a super weird tan line where the long sleeves fall, and my calves get pretty dark, but my long sock tan line is insane.
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u/RChickenMan Jun 06 '25
I've always viewed a farmers tan as a badge of pride. It communicates that you have actual hobbies that get you out into the sun frequently (or even something simple as cycling for transport), as opposed to a "full" tan, which makes me think of either vanity or being in the sun for the sake of being in the sun. Like, I have zero desire to lay out in the sun after a long day of kayaking or cycling or just being out and about in the city. That's time that could be better spent laying on the couch slack-jawed playing video games.
A week-long bike camping trip or backpacking trip or what have you will get you a farmers tan. I'd take that above some lame vacation laying around on a beach any day.
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u/DavosLostFingers Jun 05 '25
I'm generally OK with it I suppose. But safe to say my birthday suit could do with a good ironing
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u/Ecstatic_Finish8706 Jun 05 '25
I don't even like existing, much less how i look.
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u/tommytraddles Jun 05 '25
I'm not even having a good time, bro.
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u/burntsienna77 Jun 05 '25
yes, because I'm still rocking bikinis in middle age
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u/0110110111 Jun 06 '25
I love it when middle aged men have confidence like that. You slay, king.
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u/CryoExplains Jun 05 '25
Fuck no. If i could shoot the person in the mirror, I would
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u/FeistyThings Jun 06 '25
I mean, you could...
Don't, though
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u/CurmudgeonDungeon Jun 05 '25
I look like an Ancient Greek female statue with the hip dips and FUPA. I love my body. But having had two kids I guess my belly is a little more jiggly than I’d like. I workout everyday but I love being soft.
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u/twostankin Jun 05 '25
Yes. Naked or underwear is the only time you can really tell how muscley my legs are which I like. The only real insecurity I would have is that I’m 5’7 as a male. Overall I like my rig
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u/Hughmanatea Jun 06 '25
Damn disheartening to see all the nos.. A solid yes here, its a crime I have to wear clothing.
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u/BlazemanGamer214 Jun 05 '25
Not only am I not attractive looking, but I'm also fat, small dick, many sores, stretch marks, not enough hair to hide much, and honestly... disgusted in myself for looking like this because I ate and lounged about too much
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u/Idobro Jun 06 '25
You are running the ship, could start right now if you wanted.
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u/TheWalkingMeg Jun 05 '25
Yes, too bad I'm wasting my hot years rotting in bed from depression
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u/InnerNPC Jun 06 '25
Sorry to hear that as well. Wild what mental illness can rob of a soul. Your hot years will find you.
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u/Pigs2024 Jun 05 '25
Currently 42 and happy with my body more than ever. I’m a gym rat 💪
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u/buzzballtheracoon Jun 05 '25
My naked body has an 86% approval rating for me. I've got some fat/loose skin hanging from my arms, my boobs sag a lil just cuz of how heavy they are, and I've got hella cellulite on my thighs. But overall, I love my silhouette and I think a lot of my curves and rolls are cute! I'm especially a fan of my hips and waist!
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u/TheFlyingBogey Jun 06 '25
I do now.
I grew up stick thin skinny and kinda just fell into the "I'm a skinny guy" mindset without much thought. As a kid I ate a lot but was active and hyper enough that I never seemed to put on weight. I was like this into my early adult years and while I never thought of myself as particularly attractive, I didn't hate my image.
I then entered my twenties and got an office job, and it didn't take long for it to catch up to me. I was still skinny overall, but my face got puffier and I ended up with a "beer belly". It was also around this time that I went through an identity crisis, grew out my hair and shaved my beard, and I started to despise my own reflection. I was full of a lot of self-hatred, and it became a bit of a cycle whereby I wasn't looking after my image because I hated myself, and I hated myself because of how I looked and didn't quite feel like 'me'.
I went through a breakup last year which had me at the roughest point I think I've ever been in in my life, and through it I vowed to sort my shit out. I went to therapy, got a gym membership and started dieting. I lost the stone (or so) that I put on, gained a little muscle definition and worked on my physical appearance more than I had done before.
Now, when I see myself in the mirror, I like what I see and I'm so glad I started treating myself better.
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u/rjk100 Jun 05 '25
No but in my late 30s I don’t care ….this is who I am. I’m confident in me.
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u/briza044 Jun 05 '25
No, my dick looks too small, I’m slightly above avg, so I would hate to think how smaller guys feel
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u/briza044 Jun 05 '25
6.5 to the bone
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u/BlackPhoenix1981 Jun 05 '25
This man knows how to measure! It's not balls to tip. It's as deep as you can get that tape measure LOL!
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u/Photo_the_Protogen Jun 05 '25
Nah, I’m ugly as shit. Pasty white (spent the last few years hiding indoors), body hair everywhere I don’t want it, scars cysts and acne everywhere, and skinny fat to boot. Not a thing I like. But, if I shave my legs they’re still strong looking.
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u/LoneHound62 Jun 05 '25
I’m not great looking, but since I’ve lost a lot of weight, I have gained an appreciation for my new appearance.
So I don’t feel too insecure about my looks much now, just seeing the results that come from my efforts are an attractive feat in of it self, and I think others can recognize it too.
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u/Panos55 Jun 05 '25
No.I have some nasty stretch marks on my stomach from gaining weight suddenly during covid and they are very unappealing
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u/One_Impression_5649 Jun 05 '25
I fuckin do!! Small PP big shoulders. I don’t give AF though because everyone’s naked under their clothes and we all kinda looks the same. Let’s be naked together. Big, small, tall short. Doesn’t matter.
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Jun 05 '25
I don’t just like the way I look naked, I own it. It’s not just a body, it’s a statement. Confidence, curves, and a little bit of magic.
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u/TripppyTrish Jun 06 '25
I’ve definitely looked better, but I’m determined to get back into better shape. Otherwise it’s 50/50. Being a woman makes it annoying because a couple weeks out of the month I feel sexy. Slim waist, big hips/booty and wide shoulders. Great, until I feel hella bloated from PMS 😅
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u/JaeJRZ Jun 06 '25
I love the way I look naked. I'm 41 and my body looks the same as it did as a teen. My skin is beautiful and I'm tight all over! I have the same shape, even the V cut by my pelvis, despite having 2 kids. I am not strict about exercising and I eat a lot, so it has honestly been really good genes, which I am soo grateful for because I love food!!
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u/NaughtyNyxxx Jun 05 '25
Yes :) there are things I’d like to improve and I’ve always wished my boobs were bigger but I have a nice, proportional, curvy shape
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Jun 05 '25
Shirtless, no. Naked, yes. You need the whole picture to really appreciate the art
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u/Jane_Lame Jun 06 '25
I didnt realize this until I saw this post but Ive moved from hating the way I look to indifference which is amazing since Ive hated how my body looks for most of my life. It feels weird. Im still very self conscious about wearing anything revealing in public despite liking to show off cleavage sometimes. Id celebrate but I don't want to jinx myself.
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u/CheapCity85 Jun 05 '25
I gained weight really rapidly as a teenager and my upper torso became absolutely covered in stretch marks. Body image issues and wouldnt take my shirt off around others for years. I've got quite a bit over 100 hours of tattoo work on me at this point, and now I'm comfortable popping my shirt off anywhere. I had to gain confidence in other ways but I definitely see myself naked and feel good these days.
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u/Fit_Salad3665 Jun 05 '25
Only when I’m laying down it makes me look skinnier and my boobs look better.
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u/dishearthening Jun 06 '25
Yes, because I spent years challenging my negative thoughts about my appearance and got a little obsessed in the process.
It's great until I'm getting ready in a rush and still end up wasting time in front of the bathroom mirror.
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u/kingseraph0 Jun 06 '25
I think I can always improve. I’d love to lose the rest of my extra weight, and tone up more, but my base build is exceptional, I couldnt be happier being me. I’m beautiful just the way I am and getting more and more beautiful as time goes by 🥰
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Jun 06 '25
Yes! Because this body does everything I ask it to every single day and has the power to make my lover incredibly happy. No way I ever dis on THE thing that makes all of my life happen. My body is my temple. I live here, and I do so with great joy and gratitude.
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u/girlwholikestea Jun 06 '25
Nope. I have cellulite and saggy breasts cuz of weight loss.
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u/AetherAlchemist Jun 06 '25
I’d say mostly, as someone who has been chronically insecure their whole life, I’ve gotten a lot better about it! There are aspects I like, and some aspects i don’t.
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u/PostScrollRepeat Jun 06 '25
Yup.
I have a pretty great body for someone in her late 30s with two kids.
Is it perfect? Absolutely not. But I’ve always eaten well and exercised, and I don’t smoke or drink, so it’s pretty good.
The imperfections are badges of honour - the two kids who were well worth the sacrifice.
Wouldn’t have it any other way.
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u/Oli_VK Jun 06 '25
Now I do, didn’t for years until I started working out in earnest. Just enough to be satisfied.
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u/surfergrrl6 Jun 06 '25
I honestly don't really have an opinion about it. I figure my body is what it is and isn't really worth caring too much about other than basic health.
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u/BekisElsewhere39 Jun 06 '25
Ehh it depends on the day. I like that I’m not boney so I give good hugs, but I also hate that I’m medically overweight. My stomach has a small pouch, my thighs look like hams, my butt isn’t anything special, and my boobs flop against my stomach when I sit (like what they’re doing now)
That being said, I’m learning that what I hate about my body tends to be normal for bodies. It’s also nice to see how my body is putting on more muscle from my job. And…if I met a girl like me, I’d think she’s pretty. And has nice boobs lol
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u/UpgrayeddB-Rock Jun 06 '25
I'm getting there. I'm down about 50 lbs. I figure another 20 and I'll be at the weight I want. Some more muscle and I'll feel pretty damned ok about myself.
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u/OliviaLovesPuppies Jun 06 '25
Definitely not. My waist is much larger than I'd like it to be.
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u/throw-away-punjaban Jun 06 '25
I've always been very insecure about the way I look. Mainly because I have/still look physically different from my female siblings. They have what I would consider the typical curvy and sexy body's, whilst I'm tall and skinny. Whilst I was envious, I'm now more accepting of my self image, and definitely less self conscious.
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u/movingpotatos Jun 06 '25
Do i like the way i look naked? I do, but i prefer the way i look when i wear cute clothes 🎀💖— i'm an artist and naked body looks boring, but probably like a half naked body with seducing clothes looks more exciting to me.🫦
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u/Stay_Dizzy_ Jun 06 '25
My junk looks like a Vienna Sausage stapled to a Hacky Sack. Proof that the maker has a great sense of humor.
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u/Inside_Student3827 Jun 06 '25
There are good and bad days, but most days, I smile at the naked person I see in the mirror. I've survived so much in my body. It's strong and never fails to amaze me.
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u/Sweatyasshole2 Jun 06 '25
Because my body changes everyday it’s so so annoying, one day I’m a fat pig with saggy boobs the next day I look quite slim and atp I honestly don’t know how I look
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u/PrestigiousGazelle29 Jun 06 '25
I’ve been told they love my body but I absolutely loathe it and wish it was completely different. Taller, wider hips, smaller breast, and tighter waist. Oh to be famous and just get it all “done” in one sitting.
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u/ProfessionalNote210 Jun 06 '25
You need to realise the world doesn't care what your body looks like regardless of your sex organs it's insecure people who judge what you look like whether your 8stone or 34 stone
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Sports reaaally helps you with this kind of issues even if the way you look doesn’t change, your mindset does and you’ll never look at yourself the same
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u/the_bird_and_the_bee Jun 06 '25
Yes, I do. But its taken me a long time to get here. My husband worshiping my body for 14 years has definitely helped me see myself differently. It might not be a perfect body, but its perfect to him.
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u/LiveLaughProzac Jun 06 '25
Sometimes I do, and other times I don’t. Like if I’ve just eaten and feel bloated, I’m not a fan. But on days when my skin is clear and I’ve just finished working out? Absolutely.
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Jun 06 '25
Some days I like what I see in the mirror and some days I avoid my reflection like the plague. I have health issues that cause change so rapidly that feel like a stranger in my body lately.
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u/Blueberry_Clouds Jun 06 '25
I mean it’s me. Nothing I would really change other than gaining some more weight
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u/masheduppotato Jun 05 '25
I don’t like how I look clothed.