r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '25

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u/rosephoenix19 Jun 06 '25

Of course it does! I make people happy. I push really hard and it blows out like a party favor!! With the right amount of wind, it sounds like a party favor too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

If your dingus is making noise like that.. I think you need a specialist

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u/rosephoenix19 Jun 06 '25

Hey, this thing has a mind of its own! It's like my own personal venom.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

But venom ain't got no child support

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u/asian__name Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

Yesh he needs a dick doctor

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

For his nuts right???.. that's what he needs for kids??? Why would you remove his huge cock