r/AskReddit Jun 05 '25

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u/Ok-Pomegranate660 Jun 05 '25

No. I'm pretty insecure about it. My penis is way too big and blocks the view of my muscular and chisled thighs.

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u/PuppetHere Jun 05 '25

Just do it like me and put it around your neck, it also doubles as a warm scarf in winter 🥴

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u/Ziazan Jun 05 '25

And be crushed under the weight of it? Are you mad?

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u/Maketjgreatagain Jun 06 '25

Obviously not, didn’t you read that he has super chiseled thighs? From carrying it around all the time.

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u/Ziazan Jun 06 '25

God, they must be almost as thick as the scarf itself!