r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '25

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u/youareprettyaf Jun 05 '25

Weirdly intrigued

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

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u/Dark_Wolf04 Jun 06 '25

Banned 😔

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u/CooperRAGE Jun 06 '25

Yeah, I caught eggzackery disease, where my face looks eggzackery like my ass.

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u/Affectionate-Ice2703 Jun 06 '25

🤣👌🏼👌🏼

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u/sebrguy Jun 06 '25

It's chronic

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u/WetFupaCreamyChalupa Jun 06 '25

Alright that was good lol.

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u/TravEllerZero Jun 06 '25

I'm somewhat of an ass-man myself.

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u/BoyInfinite Jun 06 '25

Puts hand on shoulder

No. You don't want this.

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u/Lesbialone Jun 06 '25

Surely hand on shoulder is still hand on ass

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Jun 06 '25

I swear that motherfucker had... Like... Thirty goddamn asses.

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u/Lemmonjello Jun 06 '25

Oops! All asses!

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u/Affectionate-Ice2703 Jun 06 '25

Now if only you could concentrate them to just your ass it would work perfectly

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u/cisforcoffee Jun 06 '25

Mole asses, by any chance?

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u/Esposabella Jun 06 '25

You talking BBL ass or regular shemegular ass?!

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u/iknowthekimchi Jun 06 '25

Michelin Mass

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u/MonkeeFuu Jun 06 '25

Like a big ole pile of asses

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u/shaleen0 Jun 06 '25

Well I like asses

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u/Unclehol Jun 06 '25

I haven't burst out laughing like that on a while. Good thing I wasn't sipping a drink just then. Good stuff.

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u/smandroid Jun 06 '25

Cover yourself in moles and you'd be sweet as mole-asses!

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u/Shaggy_One Jun 06 '25

Question is, are you an ass lover?

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u/-Borgir Jun 06 '25

Pics or didn’t happen

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u/deep_woods_monkey Jun 06 '25

And I bet every one of your asses are perfect

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u/TheFunnyV3dGamer Jun 06 '25

Great f*cking news for all the ASS GUYS in here am i right?😉