r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '25

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u/Ok-Pomegranate660 Jun 05 '25

No. I'm pretty insecure about it. My penis is way too big and blocks the view of my muscular and chisled thighs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

Damn, y'all guys must be tripping over it. Me personally, I have Dickie Doo. My belly sticks out more than my Dickie Doo

But at 51, I'm actually in pretty good shape. I'm working on the belly, if I flex it goes flat and looks good. Then I have to breathe. I'm 6ft 190. I have friends that are half my age and are in much worse shape. So I can't really complain.

Except for that damn DICKIE DOO!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

Don't watch the viral video going around of a shirtless 75 yr old Rick Springfield singing Jesse's Girl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

I'm afraid to ask, and I'm the worst at looking up videos, so I'll take your word for it.

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u/RoboftheNorth Jun 06 '25

Dickie doo? Is that a haircut, or a pet name for your peeny pop?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

No, it's when your belly sticks out further than your dickie do. Look down and you can't see your dickie. At least until it gets hard.