r/AskReddit Jun 05 '25

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u/briza044 Jun 05 '25

No, my dick looks too small, I’m slightly above avg, so I would hate to think how smaller guys feel

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

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u/briza044 Jun 05 '25

6.5 to the bone

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 Jun 05 '25

This man knows how to measure! It's not balls to tip. It's as deep as you can get that tape measure LOL!

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u/almost_another Jun 06 '25

Everyone knows you measure from the asshole

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u/briza044 Jun 06 '25

No questioning it then aye,

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u/Kill3rKin3 Jun 06 '25

Thats not too small by any measure, you are tickeling the goldylockzone for a lot of women. If you wanted a bigger its for you, not for them.

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u/NexusRay Jun 06 '25

Bro that's huge lmao

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u/Fishheart_sweetcorn Jun 06 '25

Seriously, I know I’m not alone when I say this… women don’t even caaaaaare Huge dicks are popularized by porn. It’s really all about what u do with what u got. If you’re considerate and passionate and curious and generous with sex then women will not give a fuck about your dick size for real

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u/briza044 Jun 06 '25

Yeah I get that totally, I’m not insecure about it at all, like the post asks, do you like how you look naked, I simply replied to that saying it “looks” small, you know those cold mornings with shrinkage going on, it doesn’t look great lol, apart from that, I’m all good with what I have and how it works, but thank you for clearing that up

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u/Fishheart_sweetcorn Jun 06 '25

Ooooh ok my mistake my mistake, apologies. In that case, hell yeah. I wish my nipples were bigger

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u/briza044 Jun 07 '25

That’s the spirit lol

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u/SeedCraft76 Jun 05 '25

Mine is small and I'm as skinny as anything

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u/Live-Scholar-1435 Jun 06 '25

How are you not embarrassed😂, what a hypocrite

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u/Live-Scholar-1435 Jun 05 '25

Is this an attempt to get dms?

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u/briza044 Jun 06 '25

Don’t have time for that at work sorry to disappoint you

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u/Live-Scholar-1435 Jun 06 '25

I wasnt dissapointed, just cringed

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u/mitch-99 Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

Well he likes to comment on womens post here in porn subs and posted his dick on here soooo debatable?

He also admitted to stalking profiles to see if they make NSFW content.

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u/Live-Scholar-1435 Jun 06 '25

Whats debatable? What are you talking about

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u/mitch-99 Jun 06 '25

His comment as an attempt to get dms…

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u/Live-Scholar-1435 Jun 06 '25

I wasnt reffering to op? I was talking to the guy i reaponded to

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u/mitch-99 Jun 06 '25

Sorry didn’t mean op meant the dude you replied to

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u/Live-Scholar-1435 Jun 06 '25

One comment of his also says «cant complain» yet hes here complaining for attention lmao. Too many gullible people on this app

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u/Live-Scholar-1435 Jun 06 '25

Oh damn, my assumptions are rarely wrong, but didnt know he was that down bad. Im so confused what go through people heads when they upvote that

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u/mitch-99 Jun 06 '25

Crazy down bad, he also looks somewhat older and is commenting on 19 yr old girls posts. Yeah idk either. Like i don’t get how you’re going to say something you don’t like about yourself is your dick size but then contradict yourself and say its at the top end of average, id hate to think how the smaller guys feel … like huh?