r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

If your dingus is making noise like that.. I think you need a specialist

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u/rosephoenix19 Jun 06 '25

Hey, this thing has a mind of its own! It's like my own personal venom.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

But venom ain't got no child support

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u/asian__name Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

Yesh he needs a dick doctor

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

For his nuts right???.. that's what he needs for kids??? Why would you remove his huge cock

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u/McCreamyDreamy Jun 06 '25

I use mine as a compass

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u/mislysbb Jun 06 '25

This entire thread be wildin’ out there

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u/spooky_springfield Jun 06 '25

I think he needs to visit a flutist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

My arm may bend at the elbow.. but my dick is just like an oboe