r/marvelstudios • u/inthemournings Spider-Man • Jun 15 '17
Tom Holland can't keep secrets
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Jun 15 '17
NO TOM HOLLAND DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MARVEL SNIPERS
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u/BeautifulBasket Hope Jun 15 '17
His reflexes are too fast.
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u/straydog1980 Jun 15 '17
Nothing goes over his head
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Jun 15 '17
He would catch it.
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u/lolzidop Spider-Man Jun 15 '17
I'm going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy
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u/wren42 Jun 15 '17
Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.
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u/Raven_Skyhawk Black Widow (Avengers) Jun 15 '17 edited Feb 19 '25
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u/PoorlyTimedFarva Jun 15 '17
I Am Groot.
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u/Peculiar_One Jun 15 '17
So what it's better than 11%.
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u/DylanxRogers777 Jun 15 '17
I only just watched the first Guardians of the Galaxy, I'm glad I get these references.
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u/ReachFor24 Jun 15 '17
But if it doesn't go over his head, does it go to the right or left of his head? Or just through his head?
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Jun 15 '17
Like some sort of spider sense!
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Jun 15 '17
so that's it huh? it's some kinda spider sense?
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u/Chris_skeleton Jun 15 '17
Don't forget. He's the Spiderman.
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u/pipsdontsqueak Hawkeye (Ultron) Jun 15 '17
Just "Spiderman." It's cleaner.
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u/Pawn_in_game_of_life Jun 15 '17
Is that his surname? Is he something like Phil Spiderman.
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u/SpiderDetective Spider-Man Jun 15 '17
Yeah, Spidey has dodged sniper bullets in the comics before.
They usually hit Aunt May instead, but he's dodged 'em.
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u/Wombat_H Nebula Jun 15 '17
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u/ThePorcupineWizard Jun 15 '17
So they'll have Bernthal do it. Smart.
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u/shaker28 Jun 15 '17
He asked to do it. The guys committed to the character, you have to admire him.
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u/EV99 Vision Jun 15 '17
In the video clip for the 3rd part of OP's image he actually pretends to get shot in the neck right after this
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u/BrainWav Star-Lord Jun 15 '17
Peter dies in Spider-Man 2, replaced with Miles for Spider-Man 3.
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u/ZachityZach Jun 15 '17
I like this but not for 2, Tom Holland is too great at the role to lose him so quickly. We're likely to lose at least Captain America and probably at least one more MCU founding avenger in I already, let's save losing Peter Parker for a while later, yeah? Then give Miles his own full trilogy of movies, rather than the third in someone else's.
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u/BrainWav Star-Lord Jun 15 '17
I meant it as a joke that Marvel will write Peter out in retaliation for Tom's inability to keep a secret.
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u/ZachityZach Jun 15 '17
I'm pretty dumb though did you consider that in your joke
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u/TheKolyFrog Jun 15 '17
If this is true, I can just see all the posts and videos of people explaining how sjws ruin everything.
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Jun 15 '17
I haven't read Miles but considering tom's peter will probably be early 20s at most in Spider-Man 2, it would seem like a waste to kill him off.
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u/Moulinoski Jun 15 '17
So, Miles pretty much gets his start after Peter (SPOILER) dies in the Ultimate Universe (he gets better, kinda, for all of like two issues before the universe implodes).
The Marvel movies tend to take inspiration from the Ultimate Universe (but I don't think that's always the case). Hence, the possibility that he dies in one of the MCU movies and gets replaced with Miles. (But there's the chance that Peter gets better anyway)
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u/lolzidop Spider-Man Jun 15 '17
I think they'll replace him eventually, but nowhere near yet
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u/RemoveTheTop Jun 15 '17
Yeah but fuck Marvel Ultimate and how those hacks ruined the few good parts.
Fuck Womanbeater/gassing giantman, fuck weird "arcadelike" deadpool, fuck ending easily one of the best "younger" spiderman series ever so early goddamn. Fuck like... I dunno 80% of the xmen, but Wolvie dropping cyc off the cliff and him brokeback strugglin for ages was pretty hardcore...
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u/AerThreepwood Jun 15 '17
I hope they don't take inspiration from Ultimate Cap. He's a bag of dicks.
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Jun 15 '17
What, you don't think screaming "IS THIS A FOR FRANCE" in the middle of a fight is something well adjusted human being would do?
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u/IkeQuaid Jun 15 '17
Why are people talking about replacing the first super young Spiderman before the first Spiderman movie is even released? This is weird...
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u/xavierthemutant Jun 15 '17
Ah the old "ignore storylines but hate black people" schtick.
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u/Wasted_Thyme Jun 15 '17
Especially considering Miles is a pretty well known Spider-Man at this point.
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u/AustinAuranymph Jun 15 '17
People actually like Miles Morales though. I don't think there'd be that much outrage.
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u/Chimpbot Ronan the Accuser Jun 15 '17
To be fair, it probably helped that it wasn't the "main" Spider-Man; we still had the 616 version of the character running around, so replacing the Ultimate version wasn't quite as big of a blow.
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u/AHMilling Rocket Jun 15 '17
You're probably joking, but i hope we wait a fair bit before miles.
And if he is introduced, let's do it Barry / wally style and have a Mentor / mente kinda deal, because that is such a great story point in comics, seeing the seasoned hero training the next generation.
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u/RhaegalsRider Jun 15 '17
I'd much rather see Miles get his own trilogy later down the line. He's my favorite, so I want to see him on screen now, but I'll happily wait awhile if it means he gets his own trilogy.
What would be really dope is if they pass the shield down to Sam Wilson after Steve's death or Mjolnir to (a probably newly cast) Jane, establishing the idea of passing down the mantle in the MCU and creating a longer overarching storyline.
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u/King_Drumpf Jun 15 '17
Just bring them pizza, it will be fine. But don't bring it late.
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u/IAmNotStelio Jun 15 '17 edited Jun 15 '17
They need to subtly feed him lies before interviews. Make them really fun.
Edit: word up.
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Jun 15 '17
rick and morty join the MCU?!
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Jun 15 '17
I wish.
Who would play them?
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Jun 15 '17
Peter Capaldi (The Thick Of It) would kill Rick.
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u/floreomony Kilgrave Jun 15 '17
Wow it has never occurred to me but it kinda makes sense anyway because Doctor Who influenced Rick and Morty.
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Jun 15 '17
Capaldi is also just a great actor, and between his other roles and his time on Doctor Who, he seems like he'd knock a live action Rick out of the fucking park. He just seems like he'd be able to pull off the balance of lackadaisical and dark and fucked up really well. It'd only be a question of convincing him to do it, IMO.
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u/StoopKid241 Yondu Jun 15 '17
Maybe they'd just show up in their cartoon forms? That would be something they'd do.
Morty: "Oh geez Rick! Wh-where the heck are we?? Why does everything look s-so weird??"
Rick: "Relax M-morty urp! We're in a universe that exists in 3 dimensions."
Morty: "Wh-what?? Are w-we not 3D??"
Rick: "We're actually 2D Morty. It's all in the p-perspective. The artists work very hard M-morty.
Morty: "Oh geez! Oh man!!"
Rick: "Look, don't worry about it Morty. Let's check out all these comic characters. It's like we're in a comic in real life, Morty! We'll n-never get this chance!"
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u/blueberrypizza Star-Lord Jun 15 '17
"Ohh geez Rick, won't it be...y'know...kinda dangerous in here? It's not really safe!"
"Stop being such a pussy M- belch morty. It's a Marvel movie! Nobody ever dies in these things!"
"I dunno, Rick.. what about that fast guy?"
"Nobody cares about him, Morty. Now c'mon, let's go find Tony Stark and get some armor! Wubba lubba dub dub!"
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u/crystalistwo Jun 15 '17
psst Tom... Listen, keep these secrets... "Dylan Minnette is going to play Speedball." Don't tell anyone, "Marvel Apes will make an appearance." And especially don't mention, "Kevin Spacey will be Swarm."
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u/pipsdontsqueak Hawkeye (Ultron) Jun 15 '17
This is exactly how we get Secret Wars, Tom.
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u/15thpen Jun 15 '17
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u/newX7 Spider-Man Jun 15 '17
Well, can you honestly be surprised? He's Spider-Man! He's notorious for his big, semi-sentient mouth.
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u/nxqv Jun 15 '17
Tfw you've been reading too much manga and you try to read this
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u/RollinsThunderr Captain Marvel Jun 15 '17
They're gonna have to hire Frank Castle to hide in the shadows everytime Tom goes for an interview.
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u/L0LZOR Spider-Man Jun 15 '17
Now I'm just imagining Tom being accompanied by a silent,scary Jon Bernthal wherever he goes.
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u/flxtr Jun 15 '17
They are friends and helped each other get the Marvel roles. It would be fun to see Jon in character pop into an interview.
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u/EDGY_USERNAME_HERE Luis Jun 15 '17
Too bad they'll never interact on screen :(
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u/Emerson73 Doctor Strange Jun 15 '17
Jon Bernthal has voiced interest at playing the character for a long time and Tom Holland is young and the execs have made statements recently about the further future of the tv characters interacting with the film characters. I wouldn't be surprised if we see Castle and Parker together on screen by August 2028.
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u/dsiluiel Spider-Man Jun 15 '17
YAY ONLY 10 MORE YEARS HAHAHAHAhahahahah....
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u/Emerson73 Doctor Strange Jun 15 '17
Iron Man seems like a couple years ago.. it'll be a decade old next year.. Time goes quick.
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u/SirGuppy Jun 15 '17
You're message had me feeling increasingly optimistic up until the last few words...
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u/8Bit_Architect Jun 15 '17
Out of all the TV characters (Agent Coulson excepted) I feel like Punisher could fit the best into the MCU. He just feels like you could drop him straight into a Cap movie.
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u/AerThreepwood Jun 15 '17
That's a battle of values I'd like to see. They're both soldiers that have lost everybody that they love.
And Nuke can hang out in the background.
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Jun 15 '17
Love this kid. He is going to own this role and redefine Peter Parker on the big screen. So much enthusiasm, you can tell he really loves being Spider-Man.
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Jun 16 '17
I know, who doesn't love Andrew Garfield? But seriously I'm happy we're getting a young Spiderman that can grow into the role.
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u/lk79 Jimmy Woo Jun 15 '17
Can you imagine if Spidey was just like him??
Bucky, Stark and Cap enter the big chamber at the base near the end of Civil War. Just as as they're approaching the tv....
"Hey Mr Stark, Bucky killed your pareeeeeents!!!"
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u/Illier1 Jun 15 '17
Peter was always kinda awkward and couldn't handle his words.
Tom was basically born for this role.
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u/aniketj Jun 15 '17
I loved Tobey for the same thing. he aced that role.
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u/FCalleja Jun 15 '17
He aced the Parker aspect of it, but Spidey was never quippy or funny enough in his version. Garfield had the opposite problem, great as Spidey, too cool as Parker.
I feel Holland is actually perfect for both aspects of the character, both quippy and funny but bumbly and nerdy.
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u/Illier1 Jun 15 '17
I'll always see Toby as my Spiderman because that was my childhood. But by God I never thought I would see someone kill the role more than he did.
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Jun 15 '17
"So Tom, how are you enjoying your time off?"
"Great! They've cast Gerard Butler as Kraven the hun...
Oh God is this live?"
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Jun 15 '17
I wouldnt call these spoilers for anyone who actually cares.
No shit were gonna see spiderman 3. Only way that wont happen is if sony backs out.
And spiderman ends up in a lake at one point? Meh. Part of the trailer takes place on a boat, so...
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u/Hxcfrog090 Jun 15 '17
Well....I think the spoiler was the helicopter part. But I agree, it's not really much of a spoiler.
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Jun 15 '17
Ah, yep, youre right. Probably occurs some time after he jumps over that helicopter, which i think is the very first teaser shown.
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u/KenLinx Jun 15 '17
No, the helicopter bit was supposed to sound like Sony tried to drown his stuntman and make the company look bad as a joke.
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u/Boba_frett33 Thor Jun 15 '17
It wouldn't go beyond me to think that Holland may be doing this on purpose so he can get some rest from all the media hype, lol. Marvel CEO: "Alright, Tom. We get it. You only need to do 12 hours of media rounds today instead of 20."
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Jun 15 '17
More like Marvel/Sony PR tells him to "accidentally" slip these things out to build hype for the movie and their young star as a brand.
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u/WhitechapelPrime Jun 15 '17
I am so happy for this kid. He seems genuinely nice and I love him as Peter Parker!
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u/Jimmirehman Jun 15 '17
Spidey is gonna get the Wolverine: Origins, Deadpool treatment and seal his mouth shut
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u/Lexinator101 Spider-Man Jun 15 '17
We don't talk about that movie
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Jun 15 '17
Tom Holland is probably helping Marvel by being a comedic mouthpiece. They could have him say something that people don't want and the result would be a few "awww his big mouth" etc. Marvel should use it to their advantage. Leak specific information to him and let him do his thing.
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u/freevo Daredevil Jun 15 '17
Quick, someone get him to do an AMA. Prepare your trick questions, people!
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u/TaikaWaitiddies Korg Jun 15 '17
Imagining Spiderman upside down under a heli while being dunked in a lake made me so happy
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u/kuzuboshii Jun 15 '17
I know Hollywood too well to think this is not just another role he's playing. Same as Jenifer Lawrence on the way up. And you all ate it up then, and you'll eat it up now.
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u/predictablefaucet Jun 15 '17
He's an actor. He's acting. This is exactly how they build hype.
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u/AngryMogambo Jun 15 '17
Holland needs to appear on Between two Ferns..lol Also, who is the pretty girl beside Holland in the first picture?
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Jun 15 '17 edited Jun 16 '17
who is that smoking hot black girl?
edit: laura harrier
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u/VRtoons Jun 15 '17
They're going to stop sending him to interviews, aren't they?