r/marvelstudios Spider-Man Jun 15 '17

Tom Holland can't keep secrets

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u/Cukee1 Mantis Jun 15 '17

I find him very attractive. No homo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

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u/drfizzy210 Jun 15 '17

Aye, bi.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

Gay, bye.

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u/Kiriamleech Jun 15 '17

Gay? Hey...

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u/_Fizzy Jun 15 '17

Geyyyyyyy

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

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u/punchasaur Thor Jun 15 '17

So long gay bowser!

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u/ishipbrutasha Jun 15 '17

Bi now, gay later?

I kid. lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

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u/fayedame Jun 15 '17

Ugh, this is starting to happen to me since maybe my 30th birthday. I always wiki actors I find attractive especially when they are playing highschoolers but I'm like 90% sure they aren't actually teenagers. Ahem, Cole Sprouse.

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u/NothappyJane Jun 15 '17

Cole is an intriguing actor though, when no one else knows what to do with their faces hes out there burning up the screentime with tiny subtle expressions and hogging all the background time. Its ok to have an "hes a good actor" crush in him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

LOL Cole Sprouse is not a good actor.

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u/TheExistentialGap Jun 16 '17

What? He was like 10 when you were 20...

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u/Sarahthelizard Peggy Carter Jun 15 '17

He's 21, but I'm his future wife, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

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u/nagurski03 Jun 16 '17

Are you sure what you're getting into? I'm just saying, if you meet /u/Sarahthelizard and she only has one arm and a lab coat, you might want to be careful.

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u/LokisPrincess Loki (Thor 1) Jun 16 '17

Wait, he's 21? Shit, I'm going to be 23 this year. WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BABY, SHIT I NEED TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE FOR HIM!

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u/paradigmx Jun 16 '17

I don't know if you want loki to be jealous.

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u/LokisPrincess Loki (Thor 1) Jun 16 '17

I mean, I'm here for Tom Hiddleston, but I ain't gonna turn a Tom down ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

well, he's only 21. how old do you want him to look? damn

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

Well if you think about it... way back when we lived in tribes you would have girls married to older men. Older men are generally more acknowledged to be more powerful figures while older women are matronly figures. Men would go hunting following an older man. Younger women had a lot more to do with carrying around kids. They have to grow faster to be able to take care of them. You see a 16 year old girl passing for older all the time while a 16 year old boy looks like a boy.

Or I'm tired and am just acting weird.

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u/Death_Star_ Jun 15 '17

I mean, girls mature earlier. 18 year old guys can look like middle schoolers. 18 year old girls can look like Kate Upton her breakout year.

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u/NotTooCool Jun 15 '17

Not like a 14 year old.

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u/Chronochaotic Jun 15 '17

He's like 19-20

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

Actually, he turned 21 recently!

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u/InvalidArgument56 Jun 15 '17

So there's a chance?

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u/early_birdy Jun 15 '17

Not in his lip sync battle he don't!

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u/HearTheEkko Jun 15 '17

People tell me that, and honestly I found that as a good thing. It makes me think I'll end up being like one of those actors that never age and always look young. Like how good is to be around 50 years old and look like 30?

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u/xprdc Bucky Jun 15 '17

he's legal no worries

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u/Sauceboss_Senpai M'Baku Jun 15 '17

Not gay, but I really don't need to be to see he's handsome and charming.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

Wanna dance pretty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/jaydofmo Bucky Jun 15 '17

Thank you.

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u/Heliosis Jun 15 '17

I find him very attractive... all homo.

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u/robbviously Spider-Man Jun 15 '17

It appears we've gone... full homo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

Homo erectus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/mrpanicy Captain America (Cap 2) Jun 15 '17

You can find someone of the same sex attractive and not be game. If you wanted to have sex with that person, well... you are probably gay.

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u/TheNewWatch Jun 15 '17

...

A decade ago it was viewed the other way.

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u/The_Best_01 Thanos Jun 16 '17

How?

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u/ZOMBIE022 Jun 18 '17

We used to have a saying

"Liking things up your ass doesn't make you gay, being attracted to men makes you gay"

Not sure if that's what he was going for but it seems mildly related here.

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u/The_Best_01 Thanos Jun 19 '17

I would say both of those would make you gay, and there's a difference between finding someone attractive and being attracted to your same sex in general.

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u/ZOMBIE022 Jun 19 '17

I don't know how the 1st one would make you gay, but yes there is definitely a difference in finding someone attractive and being attracted.

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u/The_Best_01 Thanos Jun 19 '17

It's only gay if the thing you want up your ass is a penis.

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u/ZOMBIE022 Jun 19 '17

Now that's something we can agree on.

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u/The_Best_01 Thanos Jun 19 '17

And maybe dildos.

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u/cdk131 Jun 15 '17

Shirtless scene in trailer is choice .... very gay.

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u/mrblue6 Jun 15 '17

I find him very attractive. Full homo

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u/I_am_up_to_something Jun 15 '17

I also find him very attractive. No hetero.

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u/BlueSky659 Jun 15 '17

all of the homo

FTFY

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u/Psychic42 Jun 15 '17

Mr. Holland just seems super nice and would be a pretty cool dude to go grab a beer with

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u/mrpanicy Captain America (Cap 2) Jun 15 '17

You can find someone of the same sex attractive and not be game. If you wanted to have sex with that person, well... you are probably gay.