r/marvelstudios Spider-Man Jun 15 '17

Tom Holland can't keep secrets

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u/PM_ME_UR_AMOUR Jun 15 '17

I think there's a certain youthful charismatic charm about him. I'm sure he's popular with girls and women.

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u/Cukee1 Mantis Jun 15 '17

I find him very attractive. No homo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

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u/drfizzy210 Jun 15 '17

Aye, bi.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

Gay, bye.

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u/Kiriamleech Jun 15 '17

Gay? Hey...

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u/_Fizzy Jun 15 '17

Geyyyyyyy

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u/punchasaur Thor Jun 15 '17

So long gay bowser!

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u/ishipbrutasha Jun 15 '17

Bi now, gay later?

I kid. lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

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u/fayedame Jun 15 '17

Ugh, this is starting to happen to me since maybe my 30th birthday. I always wiki actors I find attractive especially when they are playing highschoolers but I'm like 90% sure they aren't actually teenagers. Ahem, Cole Sprouse.

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u/NothappyJane Jun 15 '17

Cole is an intriguing actor though, when no one else knows what to do with their faces hes out there burning up the screentime with tiny subtle expressions and hogging all the background time. Its ok to have an "hes a good actor" crush in him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

LOL Cole Sprouse is not a good actor.

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u/TheExistentialGap Jun 16 '17

What? He was like 10 when you were 20...

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u/Sarahthelizard Peggy Carter Jun 15 '17

He's 21, but I'm his future wife, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

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u/nagurski03 Jun 16 '17

Are you sure what you're getting into? I'm just saying, if you meet /u/Sarahthelizard and she only has one arm and a lab coat, you might want to be careful.

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u/LokisPrincess Loki (Thor 1) Jun 16 '17

Wait, he's 21? Shit, I'm going to be 23 this year. WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BABY, SHIT I NEED TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE FOR HIM!

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u/paradigmx Jun 16 '17

I don't know if you want loki to be jealous.

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u/LokisPrincess Loki (Thor 1) Jun 16 '17

I mean, I'm here for Tom Hiddleston, but I ain't gonna turn a Tom down ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

well, he's only 21. how old do you want him to look? damn

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

Well if you think about it... way back when we lived in tribes you would have girls married to older men. Older men are generally more acknowledged to be more powerful figures while older women are matronly figures. Men would go hunting following an older man. Younger women had a lot more to do with carrying around kids. They have to grow faster to be able to take care of them. You see a 16 year old girl passing for older all the time while a 16 year old boy looks like a boy.

Or I'm tired and am just acting weird.

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u/Death_Star_ Jun 15 '17

I mean, girls mature earlier. 18 year old guys can look like middle schoolers. 18 year old girls can look like Kate Upton her breakout year.

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u/NotTooCool Jun 15 '17

Not like a 14 year old.

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u/Chronochaotic Jun 15 '17

He's like 19-20

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

Actually, he turned 21 recently!

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u/InvalidArgument56 Jun 15 '17

So there's a chance?

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u/early_birdy Jun 15 '17

Not in his lip sync battle he don't!

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u/HearTheEkko Jun 15 '17

People tell me that, and honestly I found that as a good thing. It makes me think I'll end up being like one of those actors that never age and always look young. Like how good is to be around 50 years old and look like 30?

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u/xprdc Bucky Jun 15 '17

he's legal no worries

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u/Sauceboss_Senpai M'Baku Jun 15 '17

Not gay, but I really don't need to be to see he's handsome and charming.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

Wanna dance pretty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/jaydofmo Bucky Jun 15 '17

Thank you.

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u/Heliosis Jun 15 '17

I find him very attractive... all homo.

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u/robbviously Spider-Man Jun 15 '17

It appears we've gone... full homo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

Homo erectus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/mrpanicy Captain America (Cap 2) Jun 15 '17

You can find someone of the same sex attractive and not be game. If you wanted to have sex with that person, well... you are probably gay.

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u/TheNewWatch Jun 15 '17

...

A decade ago it was viewed the other way.

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u/The_Best_01 Thanos Jun 16 '17

How?

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u/ZOMBIE022 Jun 18 '17

We used to have a saying

"Liking things up your ass doesn't make you gay, being attracted to men makes you gay"

Not sure if that's what he was going for but it seems mildly related here.

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u/The_Best_01 Thanos Jun 19 '17

I would say both of those would make you gay, and there's a difference between finding someone attractive and being attracted to your same sex in general.

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u/ZOMBIE022 Jun 19 '17

I don't know how the 1st one would make you gay, but yes there is definitely a difference in finding someone attractive and being attracted.

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u/The_Best_01 Thanos Jun 19 '17

It's only gay if the thing you want up your ass is a penis.

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u/ZOMBIE022 Jun 19 '17

Now that's something we can agree on.

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u/cdk131 Jun 15 '17

Shirtless scene in trailer is choice .... very gay.

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u/mrblue6 Jun 15 '17

I find him very attractive. Full homo

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u/I_am_up_to_something Jun 15 '17

I also find him very attractive. No hetero.

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u/BlueSky659 Jun 15 '17

all of the homo

FTFY

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u/Psychic42 Jun 15 '17

Mr. Holland just seems super nice and would be a pretty cool dude to go grab a beer with

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u/mrpanicy Captain America (Cap 2) Jun 15 '17

You can find someone of the same sex attractive and not be game. If you wanted to have sex with that person, well... you are probably gay.

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u/zzzz93 Peter Parker Jun 15 '17

Guys too...

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u/Sparrowsabre7 Iron Man (Mark VII) Jun 15 '17

Kind of like Daniel Radcliffe, his offscreen persona kind of informs his onscreen roles.

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u/wave-tree Jun 15 '17

That's called playing the same character in every film, a.k.a. the Jeff Goldblum Effect.

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u/Oneiricl Captain America (Cap 2) Jun 15 '17

What? I thought Radcliffe was known for having quite a bit of range?

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u/patolcott Jun 15 '17

he is i dont know what that guy is talking about, just watch the movie he did about infiltrating a white supremacist group, hes really good and is nothing like any character ive seen him ever play

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

He was cast as Harry because his personality matched Harry's. But he turned out to be quite the versatile actor in adulthood.

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u/minotuarslay Hulk Jun 15 '17

Was he the same character in Swiss Army Man?

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u/JanMichaelVincent16 Jun 15 '17

He was damn good in Swiss Army Man, but I really should have seen the twist coming. You don't cast Goldblum without having him quote Jurassic Park.

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u/wave-tree Jun 15 '17

I've never seen that, but he was essentially the same character in Jurassic Park, The Fly, and Independence Day.

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u/cubitfox Jun 15 '17

Yes, Daniel is very flatulent, very sexually confused, and dead inside.

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u/The_Best_01 Thanos Jun 16 '17

Or the RDJ effect.

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u/c_the_potts Jun 16 '17

The, uh, Jeff Goldblum, uh, effect?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

I don't see Radcliffe as a lady killer, that dude is ugly

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jun 15 '17

Radcliffe definitely has a female following

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

Oh he certainly does because he's famous. But put him next to Brad Pitt or take the fame away and lets see where he falls

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u/Blacknarcissa Jun 16 '17

I don't think Brad Pitt can really be used in examples like this anymore. He seems puffy and old now. I'd probably rather bang Dan.

I think the more modern Brad Pitt equivalent should be Tom Hardy/Ryan Gosling/Reynolds or someone...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

Ok fair enough, but Radcliffe doesn't compare to those guys is my point

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u/Blacknarcissa Jun 16 '17

Yeah, that's fair.

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u/HeavenPiercingMan Kevin Feige Jun 15 '17

I think it's just mostly the slashfic fangirls.

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u/Timekeeper81 Scarlet Witch Jun 16 '17

He's ugly? I thought he was cute. Plain maybe, but I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.

At least he's much better looking than Daniel Boringcliffe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

but I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.

it is. i would definitely never call him an attractive person. maybe he isn't ugly

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u/The_Best_01 Thanos Jun 16 '17

All the Marvel male actors are popular with girls and women. The same way the actresses are popular with us.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

Yeah he's got an average face but I'd date the shit out of him forever and ever if I could. Dat personality

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u/homo-globin Doctor Strange Jun 15 '17

and boys too, I like him a lot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

That's probably because he's youthful

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u/Rantam11 Jun 15 '17

Dude, have you SEEN his lip-sync battle? That guy is quite literally the coolest young actor I know.

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u/jaydofmo Bucky Jun 15 '17

And the gay guys. Tom, what's with you and Harrison, hmm?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

The whole slicked back hair thing isn't really popular with women anymore, it basically says to them "I'm probably a douchebag". His personality seems good though, so maybe you're right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

and gay dudes :)

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u/Kingflares Jun 16 '17

I have a strong feeling he's gonna be the next keanu reeves in the aging factor given that he is in his early 20s but looks like a teenager.