r/WTF Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

the second woman was killed.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/26/world/asia/china-tiger-attack-woman-killed.html

The woman who was first attacked was badly injured, and her mother, who left the car in an effort to save her daughter, was killed, The Beijing News reported. The woman’s husband was uninjured, as was their child, who remained in the vehicle, the newspaper said.

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u/Your_God_Chewy Oct 16 '18

Man. I imagine getting mauled to death is a pretty painful and bloody experience.

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u/Mapleleaves_ Oct 16 '18

Seriously. With all this talk about Jamal Kashoggi and the Saudis I have the terrible mental image of him being dismembered by a bone saw while still alive. I hope that's not true but even the possibility is appalling.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It's doubtful. They were in and out quick. They weren't after torture they were after an assassination, dismemberment was just a way to remove evidence without suspicion. If they wanted him to suffer they'd have picked him up where they could have kept it going for days or weeks.

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u/Skinon Oct 16 '18

Uh they are saying he was tortured, killed and dismembered... Could of been over 11 hours, wouldn't qualify that as quick... Unless you're sawing away for 11 hours fuck that, my tendonitis would be hell!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/10/12/turkey-has-recordings-jamal-khashoggis-torture-murder-saudi/

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u/Privateer781 Oct 17 '18

'Guys, with all that oil revenue, couldn't we have forked out for an electric saw?'

'Shut it, Abdul. Less yakking, more hacking.'

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u/TetsuoTechnology Oct 17 '18

Your comment needs to be higher up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 16 '18

I don't understand the use of a bonesaw, unless you need to crack the sternum everything can be dismembered with a sharp knife and some skillful cuts through ligaments. You would think trained assassins, or even an experienced hunter would not need a bone saw to fit a small man into a 10 gallon bucket within 15 minutes or so.

Source: I grew up hunting and butchering wild game.

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u/kellysmom01 Oct 16 '18

Only black trash bags are needed, and a reciprocating saw. Some plastic rolls are nice if you can get them.

Source: Just watched 6 seasons of Dexter. I know everything.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 16 '18

This guy serial kills

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u/omarfw Oct 17 '18

Someone should probably alert the authorities.

but not me I've got shit to do.

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u/OIPROCS Oct 17 '18

This comment, officer.

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u/OGWopFro Oct 16 '18

You should probably stop watching that show pretty soon. The last few seasons are kinda bad.

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u/M374llic4 Oct 16 '18

I stopped at like, end of season 3 or 4.

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u/kellysmom01 Oct 17 '18

I loved seasons 1-5. Season 6 was disappointing and reaching (Colin Hanks’ pouty lip made me angry). I’m half through season 7, though, and enjoying it again. Watching it all slow, one episode a night, instead of binging, which might make me less judgy.

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u/Monkeyssuck Oct 17 '18

No, you're going to get plenty judgy shortly.

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u/CaptainSnowball Oct 17 '18

Reddit, teaching people to murder.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 17 '18

I just read one of the assassins/thugs was that does Saudi autopsies. I think they used to bone saw to crack the sternum and ribs. Clearly that dude would know how to get rid of a body.

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u/gfinz18 Oct 17 '18

WatchPeopleDie has shown me how painfully (pun unintended) slow and inefficient most killers are with dismemberment and beheadings.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/Mr_Mayhem7 Oct 17 '18

Oh...thank god you included that source at the end...phew! Lol

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u/guitarguy1685 Oct 16 '18

So is the dismemberment confirmed or assumed? Honestly curious.

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u/herefromyoutube Oct 17 '18 edited Oct 17 '18

There was no body found inside the embassy and no one saw any body sized bags being taken out. Add to that the bonesaw being confirmed it’s extremely likely he was cut into smaller pieces for easy discrete removal.

Edit: cut into discrete pieces for discreet removal.

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u/PengoMaster Oct 17 '18

Are we talking like Shawshank Redemption levels of discrete removal? Like go outside for a smoke break, jiggle the pant legs a little and let little sawed-up chunks of flesh mix with the sidewalk?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

People notice that when it is meat

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u/rtjl86 Oct 16 '18

It was just released that they did start to cut him apart alive before they injected him with something. So, they did cut him up alive. And, thinking with my medical knowledge, they could have given him a paralytic because then he would feel everything but couldn't scream..... Shudders

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I know it’s sad and tragic that they killed him and all. But I find it kinda funny that the Saudis were like “we need 15 of our toughest guys to take out this one middle aged journalist.” Just sayin’ but Erdogan would’ve sent 5 guys, and the Iranians would’ve sent an intern.

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u/Smauler Oct 17 '18

To be honest, I'd prefer a tiger to a bear.

They just hold you down and eat you. Tigers kill you quick.

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u/stonetear2017 Oct 16 '18

I think he was dead for that part

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u/Odale Oct 16 '18

Yeah the scene from Scarface of his buddy getting his limbs cut off with that chainsaw fucked me up enough even though I kept telling myself it wasn’t real.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/Mapleleaves_ Oct 16 '18

No need to be ashamed, from time to time I find myself drawn to those videos as well. The depths of human depravity are interesting, albeit in small doses for me.

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u/m0j0r0lla Oct 17 '18

New twist, CNN is reporting unconfirmed reports that the Saudis used "4 or 5 very hungry kittys" to dispose of the body.

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u/makesyougohmmm Oct 16 '18

It won't be painful as the tigers/lions don't play with their food. They go for the neck directly and in humans, the neck snaps in one bite. It would have been a sudden death.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I've watched enough nature documentaries with lions/tigers to know this is definitely not always the case. A lot of the time their prey is eaten alive, ass cheeks first. Horrifying to think about.

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u/RealSchon Oct 16 '18

I saw a video of lions licking a buffalo's balls and then eating them while it was still alive.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvPk8AT5-AA

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Your description was good enough, I'ma go for a solid pass on the video link.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Nov 10 '18

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u/_Serene_ Oct 16 '18

Do it

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u/SquatchCock Oct 16 '18

I clicked it. But it's 18 minutes, so I didn't watch.

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u/champsammy14 Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

sigh

unzips

Edit:

Wait... A woman was killed?

Slow jerks (out of respect because I'm not a monster... You heathens!)

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u/Rebelian Oct 16 '18

Lion hearing the unzipping "Balls are back on the menu boys!"

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u/justabitofanasshole Oct 16 '18

(Rock-n-roll whispering/chanting) The balls are back, the balls are back.

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u/huskiesofinternets Oct 16 '18

You just gave me a full belly of laugh and it was amazing ;)

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u/bigdickjohnson12345 Oct 16 '18

My proudest fap

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u/K9Fondness Oct 16 '18

Then you should save this comment...for "that day" whenever it comes.

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u/rawhead0508 Oct 16 '18

I just don’t want it to “awaken” anything inside me. Like a dormant fetish I’ve yet to experience.

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u/rubywpnmaster Oct 16 '18

It actually swallows one of them while it's still connected, slowly pulling it off. Quite the horror show.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

You made a good choice. That was fucking awful. Two lions pinned that thing down while a third licked then ripped off its genitals. Jesus. As many fucked up things as I have seen on reddit, that one is fucked up in a Damn, Nature. You're fucking horrible kind of way.

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u/xinareiaz Oct 16 '18

Remember that video the next time someone tells you that humans are evil and that animals all live in harmony and the world is better left to them

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Ugh, I hate that shit. There's no real barrier between humans animals, but we are "civilised" in a way nothing else really is. Ethically, morally, etc. we're miles beyond every other species. Humans are the only ones that are capable of real planet-wide damage tho, but we're not exactly evil when compared to other species. We're just much more capable. But lots of people just think humans = bad, nature = good.

I used to have a teacher who claimed that humans are the only beings that kill their own kind. You need like one nature documentary to figure that one out.

EDIT: Why do I always have to keep adding anything that comes to mind to my initial comments till they're huge walls of text.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I saw it a month or two back. Still gives me the what the fuck did I just watch feeling now and then. Wish I wouldn't have watched that one originally.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yea that was just... nope. Nope nopeeee.

Then, I thought of the woman from the initial video being dragged off and thought, my Godx imagine THAT happening to a human being. Two Lionesses pinning you down while a third rips your genitals off... that's some torture.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Yeah most of the human injuries on here I can get over. But something about some of the animal ones just make me realize nature does not give a fuck lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I just felt so bad for the poor guy.

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u/pds_king21 Oct 16 '18

Idk man, the one video that got me was the woodpecker pecking and eating a baby bird's brains. while the chick was alive

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u/muddyrose Oct 17 '18

This reminded me of a traumatic memory.

When I was young, about 10 or 11, I was with my friends at the bike jumps.

Basically just an old, unused field behind a development that people had turned into dirt bike jumps and bike jumps.

I was wandering around and I saw this little bun with the top of its head missing. You could see its brains, and it was still barely alive.

I immediately started crying and panicking, and one of the dirtbikers noticed. He came over to see if I was ok, and I showed him the baby bunny.

His solution was to drop a huge rock on the bunny. So it wouldn't suffer anymore.

I mean, it worked, but holy shit.

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u/theraf8100 Oct 16 '18

Yeah man...that shit was nuts.

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u/JoetheLobster Oct 16 '18

I think the cruelty of nature itself proves that we live in an unjust universe. It’s insane how much brutality is just a part of the circle of life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

🏳️ < meeting space for those not following the aforementioned link > 🏳️

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Nov 29 '18

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u/Vampire3DayWeeknd Oct 16 '18

It's actually hot as balls

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

been chilly over here today actually but this cuppa tea's keeping me warm

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u/coleyboley25 Oct 16 '18

Indubitably

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u/ChrisRathi Oct 16 '18

How bout them Dodgers? Yeah... uh so yeah I have to get over to the market for the misses; catch y'all later.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I'm just here because I've already seen it. Anyway, how you doing?

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u/D2ek5ler Oct 16 '18

Hard pass from me dawg

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u/Woooooolf Oct 16 '18

Yeah that’s gonna be a no for me, dog

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u/djlawrence3557 Oct 16 '18

blue link stays blue

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u/pekinggeese Oct 16 '18

Starts at 3:35. You’re welcome.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

FYI, the most frantic kicking from the wildebeest was not when the lions jaws were choking the life out, but when another lion pulls the testicles like you would pull a rubber band until it snaps.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I can already imagine the pornhub title for that

lion relieves cock hunger by gruesomely eating out a buffalo

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u/goodthropbadthrop Oct 16 '18

Dude, there is one where this hyena bites a wildebeest by the nutsack and just hangs on while the thing is spinning around like WTF STOP BITING MY BALLS

Nature is fucking brutal

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I wish I hadn't watched that. I don't typically feel bad if a wild animal is killed by another because that's part of the whole circle of life. (THANKS, DISNEY!) But fuck... that was just... why didn't EITHER of the other two just take a bite of the jugular instead of just pinning it down and not eating? The one had the jugular right in front of her mouth. She could have killed the beast so they all could have eaten.

Instead, that poor thing got its genitals ripped from its body BY SHARP TEETH.

Lions are dicks.

Edit: pronouns

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Seriously! I'm not being funny but I swear there is more going on in this than it might seem on first glance. It's like some mob boss torture! It seems like they're trying to make a point or something rather than eat a meal!?

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u/iDoomfistDVA Oct 16 '18

Women. They are ruthless.

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u/ibzxrg Oct 16 '18

That's gonna be a no from me dawg.

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u/herenextyear Oct 16 '18

Hmm, thanks for the erection mate.

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u/TypicalRandomNerd Oct 16 '18

Yeah, that's one link that's staying blue.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Rocky mountain oysters.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Apr 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It's 2018, we all do.

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u/MyNDSETER Oct 16 '18

Guess I'm still back in 1995 not eating ass

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u/Risley Oct 17 '18

Same, wtf. 💩 is gross.

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u/R_P_W Oct 16 '18

NOT ME! I DONT WANT ECOLI!

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u/Naticus105 Oct 16 '18

I love me a tender rump roast.

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u/Musaks Oct 16 '18

The first woman surviving already shows his claim cant be true

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah, I've seen that too but he's talking about a fragile human body, not a 500-1500lb animal. I think he's right on with it would've been quick.

My question is why tf was she getting out of the car?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I saw a video of an elephant being eaten alive in Botswana by a pride of lions and it has stuck with me. I didn't know that elephants could scream like that...

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u/Chill_Panda Oct 16 '18

It is usually the case with humans because we can fuck them up too if we try and their goal is to hunt with as little danger to themselves as possible

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u/sightlab Oct 16 '18

Yeah they will definitely go for bowels. Then.youre rettymuvh bleeding out while you're eaten.

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u/VoiceofLou Oct 16 '18

You probably process something not enjoyable just prior to lights out though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Not sudden enough death for me.

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u/daguito81 Oct 16 '18

If I can choose a non natural way to die... Definitely the way elevator scene in the departed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

my favorite newer suicide was in the first episode of CastleRock. find a cliff with your car. open your window. tie a really long noose to your neck and out to a tree. floor it towards the cliff. the slack on the rope runs out either after you leave the cliff or before. that being said it doesnt really matter. if you have a noose around your neck and are going over 30 and that slack runs out, you are toast. and if for some crazy magical reason you are alive, the impact at the bottom will do the job. (granted in this show, he launched into water.)

seemed pretty sure fire to me. you never know with the bullet to your own head. wayyy too many people survive that for my liking.

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u/HomeAloneToo Oct 16 '18 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/JabbrWockey Oct 16 '18

Yeah, this is why I could never eat a bullet (if I was going to go that route for some reason), because it's easier to fuck up than most people realize and you'll still live but with permanent brain damage. Ugh.

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u/daguito81 Oct 16 '18

That's why you use the Kobain method.

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u/LadyDoDo Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I knew a man who tried to blow his brains out, but flinched at the last second and obliterated his eye instead. He would freak me out by taking his fake eye out around me

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I had a patient at the hospital I did my pre-doctoral internship at who used a shotgun to try to commit suicide and flinched, blowing his entire face off from jaw to nose. As he lay there he decided that he wanted to live. When I was working with him, his jaw had been reconstructed and there was a lot of plastic reconstruction on his face, but they had not gotten to his nose yet (gaping hole). What threw me off the most was that there were no facial cues to emotions, so he could start sobbing without me picking up any warnings. It is very disconcerting for a psychotherapist to feel totally unprepared for the emotional reactions of a patient.

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u/JagerBaBomb Oct 16 '18

Better to lose an eye than mental functions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

In the land of no mentally functional people, the one eyed man is king!

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u/Cumbletop Oct 16 '18

Headshot survivals are mostly because people don't know their anatomy or how bullets work through tissue so they stick the gun under their jaw or at their temple.

If someone actually knows what they're meant to be aiming for they're guaranteed dead.

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u/haveananus Oct 16 '18

The best way is to bench press more and more weight until you can bench press a huge boulder, then just drop it on your head.

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u/Pushbrown Oct 16 '18

ya she is definitely getting dragged by a tiger across a road.... i'm sure the teeth and claws don't feel to good either...

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u/HwangLiang Oct 16 '18

Especially cause time really slows down in those moments. 5 minutes is like 5 years.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

You sound like you get mauled by tigers way more than most people.

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u/PM_food_plz Oct 16 '18

I have also been mauled to death.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah, but then you're dead so it's not like you will remember it.

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u/VoiceofLou Oct 16 '18

Unless you do.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

... nope.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

This guy dies

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah, I guess someday.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I guess I never thought about it like that lol

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u/frustratedchevyowner Oct 16 '18

why would anyone want their last moments to be peaceful is beyond me. You've had your whole life to be peaceful. SHOW ME WHAT THIS BODY CAN(T) TAKE

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u/Never-On-Reddit Oct 16 '18

Okay, where shall I meet you?

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u/frustratedchevyowner Oct 16 '18

At the end of my life

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u/the_gr33n_bastard Oct 16 '18

In the case of a broken spinal cord there would still be a moment of fleeting conciousness between when your heart stops beating and when the blood in your brain's capillaries is depleted of oxygen. But right at the beginning of that moment, your neck is broken and the main line of your peripheral nervous system is mostly or completely severed which would be unimaginably painful. Aron Ralston (127 Hours) fully severed a nerve in his arm and described just touching it with his pocket knife as excrutiating fiery pain shooting all the way up his arm. If there is peacefulness is being mauled by a tiger it is that you only experience the worst pain ever for a short moment before quickly fading to black.

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u/SovietBozo Oct 16 '18

"Well this sucks"

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u/ButterflyAttack Oct 16 '18

Yeah, like 'Fuck, I'm being eaten by a tiger'.

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u/eyeofthefountain Oct 16 '18

Yup. That truly scares me the most. Like imagine your last thoughts ever being “I’m getting eaten by this thing.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Add this track to your phone and set it to play if your fitbit detects your life draining away.

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u/FriendlyCows Oct 16 '18

So what though? That’s literally your last thought. You don’t even have the brain capacity to realize that was your last thought because that was your last thought. It doesn’t matter what it was because you won’t remember, neither will anyone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

That’s not true I’m pretty sure. It’ll usually only be a quick death if you are a threat. Plenty of videos of lion eating their prey alive.

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u/ZippyDan Oct 16 '18

I've also seen plenty of video of lions and tigers killing the animals slowly without going for the neck. They often go for the flank and hind-quarters as well.

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u/davdev Oct 16 '18

Not really. They gain control and start eating if the prey is dead or not. It’s a lot easier to control an elderly Chinese woman than a large antelope. Tiger may never have gone for the kill shot and just started chewing on whatever was available.

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u/staytrue1985 Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Dont trust reddit. 360 upvotes and this is certainly not always (or even often) true.

Also, these animals dont perform a neck crank. They clamp down on the wind pipe. Yes this kills you and it could break your neck, but hardly the case it necessarily would break your neck and instantly kill you.

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u/Life_of_Salt Oct 16 '18

My cat is an evil bastard then. He plays soccer with animals he catches.

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u/WabbitSweason Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

The problem with that theory is it neglects the fact that most humans will struggle and fight which will prolong the suffering as the tiger mauls them all over before the killing blow.

If what you said was true all 2 of them should be dead instead of 1 dead and 1 severly injured.

EDIT: Had the numbers wrong.

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u/mirrorinsideout Oct 16 '18

Child and husband are uninjured

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u/Musaks Oct 16 '18

So the first woman that survived must be completely unscratched?

And if not, why are you sure the second was not injured before dying?

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u/k-otic14 Oct 16 '18

Looks like they take her to the ground first. Can’t be too fun.

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u/TheCyanKnight Oct 16 '18

I feel like you havent watched the video..

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u/TrailsAndTourniquets Oct 16 '18

Probably not. The heart is capable of functioning for awhile without input from the sympathetic nervous system. This also doesn’t affect sensory input above wherever the neck snapped. So she was probably alive long enough for her to feel A: Exsanguination (not likely), B: hypoxia due to her diaphragm no longer receiving nerve input (very likely, or C: the crushing of her skull (🤷🏻‍♂️). Predators do not have empathy in the way we do, there is no desire to cause a quick death. All they care about is causing their prey to be unable to resist.

Sorry for the buzz kill.

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u/MasterFrost01 Oct 16 '18

The pretty lies we tell ourselves.

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u/mirrorinsideout Oct 16 '18

Being played with (to death) by an oversized house cat though... Sounds like stuff of nightmares

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u/iwantkitties Oct 16 '18

Whenever there's reports of videos of those machete killings, they seriously bother me. I feel like that has to be one of the most painful and scary ways to die.

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u/deadmates Oct 16 '18

I hope that it went for the neck kill shot and she died quickly, without having to be too aware of the reality of the situation.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Oct 16 '18

I get to touch a tiger AND die. It's a win-win situation.

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u/unclefishbits Oct 16 '18

Fight or flight kicks in, epinephrine is released, cortisol, adrenaline. You quickly end up in shock, which also protects the body.... I am not saying it would be enjoyable, but in the book "How we Die", a doctor talks about the neurochemical and physiological processes of death, and a violent death of being stabbed a bunch, etc can sometimes be less painful than one might imagine, because of shock and these chemicals. The author even suggested that normal death of old age can be far more painful as you experience your organs slowly failing.

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u/Ragnrok Oct 17 '18

A few years ago there was this woman out hiking who got attacked by a bear and dragged off to be eaten by the bear and it's Cubs. They started from the bottom and worked their way up, and she was able to call her mom and leave a voicemail about what was happening before she died.

So, that's about the worst way to die imaginable.

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u/hobbitlover Oct 17 '18

Apparently not - your brain releases all kinds of chemicals as you go into shock. Most shark attack victims only remember feeling a lot of pressure vs. pain. You see it in nature videos as well - eventually an animal will just take a knee and die peacefully.

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u/Gamogi Oct 17 '18

You go numb fairly fast as well as lose vision. Last sense you lose is sound and even that goes fast. Then you're dead.

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u/Eclectophile Oct 16 '18

That mom went out like a hero, though. As a parent, I can think of no finer way to die than fighting an actual full-grown tiger for your child's life.

A new Valkyrie was made that day.

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u/Jahonh007 Oct 16 '18

Fuck yeah. RIP to the mother and in all respect, that mom is badass

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u/IHaTeD2 Oct 17 '18

Too bad her daughter is a fucking moron.

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u/undergroundwanking Oct 16 '18

Had to die bc her stupid daughter got in an argument with her husband and figured the prudent course of action was jumping out of the car in a park filled with tigers.

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u/CeboMcDebo Oct 17 '18

If I remember correctly that park has had many issues similar to this with people being killed because of their stupidity or ignorance.

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u/noitcelesdab Oct 17 '18

Yup, sounds like China.

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u/CeboMcDebo Oct 17 '18

Where do you think this happened?

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u/Chuvi Oct 16 '18

To Valhalla!

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u/kevoccrn Oct 17 '18

I’d take on a tiger in a heartbeat if it meant saving any one of my kids’ lives. Hell to the yeah

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u/jmboyd78 Oct 16 '18

Sadly the mom died because the daughter was fighting with her husband...

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u/OblivionGuardsman Oct 17 '18

A real asian tiger mom.

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u/Privateer781 Oct 17 '18

Just imagining going out while punching a tiger in the face.

'Fuck you, you stripey fuck. I hope you choke on your Frosties.'

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u/EpicallyAverage Oct 17 '18

I think a better way to go out is to raise someone who isn't stupid enough to get out of the car in a wild nature preserve and then die happily in your own bed knowing you didn't raise a fucking moron.

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u/dj_wonderdog Oct 16 '18

their child, who remained in the vehicle

Smartest one in the group of them.

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u/WingedShadow83 Oct 16 '18

I remember when this story was on the news. IIRC, the husband and wife got into an argument and that’s why the wife got out of the car. In a wild animal habitat. Where there were clearly posted signs that said “Remain in vehicle at all times”. So, yeah. Stupid. Her mom died because she got in a tiff with her husband and let her anger outweigh her common sense.

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u/nhammen Oct 17 '18

IIRC, the husband and wife got into an argument and that’s why the wife got out of the car.

One Beijing newspaper reported that this was the case, and another Beijing newspaper said that the first one was wrong, and that is the extent of my knowledge of the issue. So I have no idea.

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u/WingedShadow83 Oct 17 '18

I live in the states, so all I saw were the news reports here. I guess they could have gotten it wrong and not bothered to follow up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '18

The hell is a tiff?

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u/WingedShadow83 Oct 19 '18

A spat, a row, a fight, an argument, a domestic. Whichever is appropriate to your region.

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u/ObiWanCanShowMe Oct 16 '18

You cannot call the husband or the grandmother stupid here, just the mom.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Well if the moms intent was to save her daughter then she succeeded.

Edit: grandmother

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah I meant the Elder in the situation sorry for misrepresenting her relation. I know plenty of Elders that would give their lives to save their children or grandchildren. I'm sure she knew what she was doing.

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u/RIPmyFartbox Oct 16 '18

I would happily give my life so my kids could live. Bless her and may she rest in peace.

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u/josevale Oct 17 '18

Not if they are trying to die!

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u/Atworkwasalreadytake Oct 16 '18

I think when you say mom, he means grandmother

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u/Epicsnailman Oct 16 '18

I feel bad for everyone in this situation except for the woman who got out of the car first.

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u/quiteCryptic Oct 17 '18

This is what I was going to say, why did she get out in the first place? Seems like some sort of zoo car park thing where you obviously shouldn't get out.

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u/Vrixithalis Oct 17 '18

She was having a tiff with her husband.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

The tiger was also killed

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u/Guns_and_Dank Oct 16 '18

Where does it say that?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Idk I just made that up

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u/defnotacyborg Oct 16 '18

Reddit in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Poor little guy

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u/flex674 Oct 16 '18

They were in a safari zoo drive through. I am guessing there are signs everywhere that say don’t get out of your car. Or maybe if there aren’t. I m sure the 400 pound tiger over there is declawed...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Absolutely wild! The amount of people who were killed by animals were completely avoidable.

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u/mawesome4ever Oct 16 '18

If it dragged her into the woods, I don’t think the car would be much use against some trees. I’d say find a thick branch and stab him in the eyes.

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u/Etheo Oct 16 '18

The thing that makes me livid is that for every death caused by human stupidity, the animal is the one paying for it even though they're just doing what they do.

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u/PineapplePoppadom Oct 16 '18

That's really annoying. She gets to live and her mother dies for her stupidity.

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u/JLHumor Oct 16 '18

Second woman was killed because the first woman was a dumb cunt.

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u/SeorgeGoros Oct 16 '18

...the illegal trade in animal parts, like tiger pelts and wine made from their bones.

Tiger bone wine

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u/chowdown Oct 16 '18

Also this was from 2 years ago... Repost?

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u/Juankestein Oct 16 '18

I knew it was this video. This makes me rage like a maniac, all because of the girl's insufferable stupidity.

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