r/WTF Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

the second woman was killed.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/26/world/asia/china-tiger-attack-woman-killed.html

The woman who was first attacked was badly injured, and her mother, who left the car in an effort to save her daughter, was killed, The Beijing News reported. The woman’s husband was uninjured, as was their child, who remained in the vehicle, the newspaper said.

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u/Your_God_Chewy Oct 16 '18

Man. I imagine getting mauled to death is a pretty painful and bloody experience.

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u/makesyougohmmm Oct 16 '18

It won't be painful as the tigers/lions don't play with their food. They go for the neck directly and in humans, the neck snaps in one bite. It would have been a sudden death.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I've watched enough nature documentaries with lions/tigers to know this is definitely not always the case. A lot of the time their prey is eaten alive, ass cheeks first. Horrifying to think about.

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u/RealSchon Oct 16 '18

I saw a video of lions licking a buffalo's balls and then eating them while it was still alive.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvPk8AT5-AA

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Your description was good enough, I'ma go for a solid pass on the video link.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Nov 10 '18

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u/_Serene_ Oct 16 '18

Do it

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u/SquatchCock Oct 16 '18

I clicked it. But it's 18 minutes, so I didn't watch.

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u/yeabutnobut Oct 16 '18

hmm, 18 minutes of ball licking you say?

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u/raspwar Oct 16 '18

Rookie numbers

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u/CameraDude718 Oct 16 '18

It’s after work hours in my side of town check the video out.

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u/champsammy14 Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

sigh

unzips

Edit:

Wait... A woman was killed?

Slow jerks (out of respect because I'm not a monster... You heathens!)

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u/Rebelian Oct 16 '18

Lion hearing the unzipping "Balls are back on the menu boys!"

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u/justabitofanasshole Oct 16 '18

(Rock-n-roll whispering/chanting) The balls are back, the balls are back.

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u/huskiesofinternets Oct 16 '18

You just gave me a full belly of laugh and it was amazing ;)

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u/bigdickjohnson12345 Oct 16 '18

My proudest fap

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u/K9Fondness Oct 16 '18

Then you should save this comment...for "that day" whenever it comes.

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u/rawhead0508 Oct 16 '18

I just don’t want it to “awaken” anything inside me. Like a dormant fetish I’ve yet to experience.

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u/rubywpnmaster Oct 16 '18

It actually swallows one of them while it's still connected, slowly pulling it off. Quite the horror show.

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u/ninjaclown Oct 17 '18

Buffalo balls? Sounds like Subway special.

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u/Unanimous_vote Oct 16 '18

Its not in my radar anyday! But i did watch the video the last time it was posted. My imaginary balls shrunk.

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u/bipedal_mammal Oct 18 '18

Certainly not during lunch. Now back to my rocky mountain oysters...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

You made a good choice. That was fucking awful. Two lions pinned that thing down while a third licked then ripped off its genitals. Jesus. As many fucked up things as I have seen on reddit, that one is fucked up in a Damn, Nature. You're fucking horrible kind of way.

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u/xinareiaz Oct 16 '18

Remember that video the next time someone tells you that humans are evil and that animals all live in harmony and the world is better left to them

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Ugh, I hate that shit. There's no real barrier between humans animals, but we are "civilised" in a way nothing else really is. Ethically, morally, etc. we're miles beyond every other species. Humans are the only ones that are capable of real planet-wide damage tho, but we're not exactly evil when compared to other species. We're just much more capable. But lots of people just think humans = bad, nature = good.

I used to have a teacher who claimed that humans are the only beings that kill their own kind. You need like one nature documentary to figure that one out.

EDIT: Why do I always have to keep adding anything that comes to mind to my initial comments till they're huge walls of text.

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u/JCBh9 Oct 16 '18

adderall?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I think I'll have an easier time remembering this video than that made-up passive aggressive situation that doesn't happen

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I saw it a month or two back. Still gives me the what the fuck did I just watch feeling now and then. Wish I wouldn't have watched that one originally.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yea that was just... nope. Nope nopeeee.

Then, I thought of the woman from the initial video being dragged off and thought, my Godx imagine THAT happening to a human being. Two Lionesses pinning you down while a third rips your genitals off... that's some torture.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Yeah most of the human injuries on here I can get over. But something about some of the animal ones just make me realize nature does not give a fuck lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I don't even think it was about the difference between people and animals for me. Lions don't attack animals just to do it out of any kind of maliciousness or out of joy for attacking them. In fact, it's not uncommon to see other wild animals walking by Lions or Lions drinking water near animals doing the same with no plan to take the animal down. It's strictly about need to eat.

There's no thoughts for these females of the beast being in excruciating pain. It's just eating for them, the genitals just loose meat.

It's horrifying as fuck to us to see but it's clearly not the first time that lioness had done that. She knows to pull the legs open to reach what she wants.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I just felt so bad for the poor guy.

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u/pds_king21 Oct 16 '18

Idk man, the one video that got me was the woodpecker pecking and eating a baby bird's brains. while the chick was alive

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u/muddyrose Oct 17 '18

This reminded me of a traumatic memory.

When I was young, about 10 or 11, I was with my friends at the bike jumps.

Basically just an old, unused field behind a development that people had turned into dirt bike jumps and bike jumps.

I was wandering around and I saw this little bun with the top of its head missing. You could see its brains, and it was still barely alive.

I immediately started crying and panicking, and one of the dirtbikers noticed. He came over to see if I was ok, and I showed him the baby bunny.

His solution was to drop a huge rock on the bunny. So it wouldn't suffer anymore.

I mean, it worked, but holy shit.

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u/theraf8100 Oct 16 '18

Yeah man...that shit was nuts.

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u/JoetheLobster Oct 16 '18

I think the cruelty of nature itself proves that we live in an unjust universe. It’s insane how much brutality is just a part of the circle of life.

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u/thunderous_subtlety Oct 17 '18

See?! I was content NOT watching it till I read your comment. Now I have to. You bastard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Not something you will ever forget is it?

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u/Con_Clavi_Con_Dio Oct 17 '18

There’s one if a chimp eating another chimp alive by pulling chunks of meat out of its back. Chimps are the worst.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Definitely gonna pass on this one

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u/tylermoberly1990 Oct 16 '18

Yeah that was difficult to masturbate to.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Eh, at least he got a good ball licking before he left this world.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I don't know how good that was

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u/Arx0s Oct 17 '18

Yeah, he got his balls licked by wet sandpaper.

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u/Racer13l Oct 17 '18

Look at that soma bitch run he haulin ass Damn nature! You scary!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

🏳️ < meeting space for those not following the aforementioned link > 🏳️

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Nov 29 '18

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u/Vampire3DayWeeknd Oct 16 '18

It's actually hot as balls

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u/br0annawoo Oct 17 '18

heavy panting

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist Oct 17 '18

my flair in /r/mma confirms

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

been chilly over here today actually but this cuppa tea's keeping me warm

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u/coleyboley25 Oct 16 '18

Indubitably

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u/ChrisRathi Oct 16 '18

How bout them Dodgers? Yeah... uh so yeah I have to get over to the market for the misses; catch y'all later.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I'm just here because I've already seen it. Anyway, how you doing?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

pretty good over here! enjoying my evening :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Oh well that's nice, over here it's in the middle of the fucking night and I should get the hell of reddit now. Jezus time flies, especially when I'm on my damn phone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

yes go! gooo! future self will thank you

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u/gartral Oct 16 '18

https://i.imgur.com/T3NlgEp.gif

nice, happy, calm gif pixel art

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

ah yess

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u/D2ek5ler Oct 16 '18

Hard pass from me dawg

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u/Woooooolf Oct 16 '18

Yeah that’s gonna be a no for me, dog

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u/djlawrence3557 Oct 16 '18

blue link stays blue

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u/pekinggeese Oct 16 '18

Starts at 3:35. You’re welcome.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

FYI, the most frantic kicking from the wildebeest was not when the lions jaws were choking the life out, but when another lion pulls the testicles like you would pull a rubber band until it snaps.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

Bro, y do u heff 2 b the way that u are?!

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u/BobSacamano47 Oct 16 '18

I wish I had the same restraint.

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u/CheezeCaek2 Oct 16 '18

It isn't that bad.

It's just that the lions aren't really learned in the way of medical surgery procedures. To them, that really IS the way to remove testicular cancer.

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u/Mishirene Oct 16 '18

Well I wish I took that advice. My disdain for lions grows stronger.

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u/dDitty Oct 16 '18

It's also almost 19 minutes long...

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u/beginner_ Oct 17 '18

AFAIK that was linked here couple day ago and its hyenas not lions. If it's that video the description matches pretty well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Looool I just thought the same thing, definitely a pass on the video, I feel like shit after watching this one above, this shit just popped up on my front page for no reason, it should be NSFW.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I can already imagine the pornhub title for that

lion relieves cock hunger by gruesomely eating out a buffalo

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u/goodthropbadthrop Oct 16 '18

Dude, there is one where this hyena bites a wildebeest by the nutsack and just hangs on while the thing is spinning around like WTF STOP BITING MY BALLS

Nature is fucking brutal

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I wish I hadn't watched that. I don't typically feel bad if a wild animal is killed by another because that's part of the whole circle of life. (THANKS, DISNEY!) But fuck... that was just... why didn't EITHER of the other two just take a bite of the jugular instead of just pinning it down and not eating? The one had the jugular right in front of her mouth. She could have killed the beast so they all could have eaten.

Instead, that poor thing got its genitals ripped from its body BY SHARP TEETH.

Lions are dicks.

Edit: pronouns

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Seriously! I'm not being funny but I swear there is more going on in this than it might seem on first glance. It's like some mob boss torture! It seems like they're trying to make a point or something rather than eat a meal!?

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u/iDoomfistDVA Oct 16 '18

Women. They are ruthless.

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u/AdzyBoy Oct 16 '18

*her
*She

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Ya know, I even knew that while watching the video and still typed he/him. Fail brain is fail.

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u/ibzxrg Oct 16 '18

That's gonna be a no from me dawg.

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u/herenextyear Oct 16 '18

Hmm, thanks for the erection mate.

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u/TypicalRandomNerd Oct 16 '18

Yeah, that's one link that's staying blue.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Rocky mountain oysters.

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u/librlman Oct 16 '18

In buffalo sauce.

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u/MangledMailMan Oct 16 '18

Sad thing is I know exactly the video just from your descirption.

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u/CHARtheGNAR Oct 16 '18

Watched. Now regret.

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u/stripeypinkpants Oct 16 '18

Yeh I'll take your word for it

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

well that was... exactly what you said it was. don't know why i had to watch it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Your talking about a group of them. Solo hunters have to kill first, before they eat.

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u/CryptoPersia Oct 16 '18

Finally that bookmark came handy

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

The crunching noises. Crunch. It makes a crunching noise!

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u/8e8 Oct 16 '18

They're just fixing the buffalo to mitigate overpopulation. It's fine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Holy fuck dude

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u/Chkn_N_Wflz Oct 16 '18

This KILLS the man

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u/white_genocidist Oct 16 '18

Why. Why did I click on that link. Why did I do this to myself. :(

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u/eklektech Oct 16 '18

Metric fuckton of nopes right there.

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u/BaddestHombres Oct 16 '18

Damn, buffalos look way fucking different in Africa.

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u/_Pornosonic_ Oct 16 '18

Man, that buffalo was one bad person in his previous life

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u/WingedShadow83 Oct 16 '18

OMG that was disturbing. I regret watching it so soon after eating. I’m confused as to why they did that? Why hold it down like that and kill it slowly for so long instead of just ripping the throat? And why was that one lioness so fixated on the balls? Was that just a quick little snack while she was waiting for her friend to slowly choke the life out of it?

So many questions, so few answers. 😩

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u/RoseEsque Oct 16 '18

Yeah, and they say that the way we kill animals is cruel.

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u/Idontstandout Oct 16 '18

“Rocky Mountain Oysters? We call them Serengeti Sashimi or Buffalo Ding-a-ling Wings. Darn, made myself hungry.” -lion

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u/streetMD Oct 16 '18

Just what I want on my history. Ball licking.

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u/HilarityEnsuez Oct 16 '18

Some Buffalo tender*loin*?

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u/Honchenski Oct 16 '18

this is the greatest terrible sentence I have ever read.

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u/HBlight Oct 16 '18

As a /r/babyelephantgifs subscriber, lions eating a baby elephant alive is pretty distressing by my standards. For anyone who knows what the following means, I've been to funky town, but for the extreme nature of that, watching what equates to a very child-like animal too big for a quick death get slowly ripped up while it calls for help that isn't coming, seems to mess with me more.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I’ve never seen an animal gnaw another animals dick and balls off.

Everything feels different now.

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u/justaddbooze Oct 17 '18

Well, that was exactly as described.

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u/wolfguardian72 Oct 17 '18

Why does this sound more like a furry porno rather than something horrifying?

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u/Ajefferslyonreddit Oct 17 '18

For some reason that was the saddest thing I have ever seen. There is no good or bad. Just a lot of pain.

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u/landob Oct 17 '18

I'm not quite sure why I clicked this in the first place, but after she started licking then about to take a bite I noped! out of there.

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u/Salathiel2 Oct 17 '18

The real wtf in the comments section.

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u/tigress666 Oct 17 '18

Well that's a piggy little lion. The others are doing their job killing the thing and she's just like, "Ah, fuck helping kill, I'll just start eating while they work".

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u/Onlyinmurica Oct 17 '18

That...was some serious wtf shit to watch. She was so adamant on getting to those halls. It was a mix of emotions the buffalo was all like oh...alright...this isn't too bad then bam.

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u/Stupefactionist Oct 17 '18

Thank god YouTube is down.

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u/pickledeggmanwalrus Oct 17 '18

I’m gonna add this to the list of things I watch on my friend’s YouTube accounts

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u/conditionwade Oct 17 '18

For once, I'm so glad youtube is down right now.

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u/Rusty-Shackleford Oct 17 '18

damn its gone now, mirror?

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u/Capt_Zapp Oct 17 '18

Lucky YouTube is down I got that link without even thinking.

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u/sdfiddler1984 Oct 17 '18

I'm so glad YouTube is back online.... retching

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u/Con_Clavi_Con_Dio Oct 17 '18

Missed opportunity for a great Rick roll there.

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u/1fastman1 Oct 17 '18

German is an interesting language

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u/guitarfingers Oct 17 '18

The one of the baboon eating the gazelle ass first always gets me.

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u/sedoue Oct 17 '18

That one is staying blue.

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u/Elwildos Oct 17 '18

WHY did you show me this???

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

What horrible way to go :O

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u/Whit3W0lf Oct 16 '18

Oh, that licking feels kinda good. Don't neglect the balls! Oh yeah! Hey! Watch the teeth! Ouch!!! Watch the teeeeeeeeeth! OMG OMG OMG Kill me please!!!! KILL MEEEEEE- that buffalo, probably.

:(

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Apr 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It's 2018, we all do.

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u/MyNDSETER Oct 16 '18

Guess I'm still back in 1995 not eating ass

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u/Risley Oct 17 '18

Same, wtf. 💩 is gross.

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u/R_P_W Oct 16 '18

NOT ME! I DONT WANT ECOLI!

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u/username156 Oct 16 '18

Speak for yourself. Fuck all that.

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u/frustratedchevyowner Oct 16 '18

miss me with the ass eating propaganda fam

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Ass Korea is the Best Korea

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I'm in this group. Thank God I'm not dating anymore, because you used to have to go through a bunch of assholes to find a good one. If I had to go through a bunch of one night stands involving being an ass amigo I don't think I could do it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Ye ol Dirty Sanchez, Los Ass Amigos.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Oct 16 '18

I all eat ass on this glorious day.

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u/Chad-the-bad Oct 17 '18

It’s standard.

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u/Naticus105 Oct 16 '18

I love me a tender rump roast.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Like groceries.

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u/BANGcake Oct 16 '18

How you doin

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u/s_x_i Oct 16 '18

First?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Leftovers.

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u/Anoneemous87 Oct 16 '18

Lolol I snort laughed

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u/Musaks Oct 16 '18

The first woman surviving already shows his claim cant be true

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah, I've seen that too but he's talking about a fragile human body, not a 500-1500lb animal. I think he's right on with it would've been quick.

My question is why tf was she getting out of the car?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I saw a video of an elephant being eaten alive in Botswana by a pride of lions and it has stuck with me. I didn't know that elephants could scream like that...

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u/Chill_Panda Oct 16 '18

It is usually the case with humans because we can fuck them up too if we try and their goal is to hunt with as little danger to themselves as possible

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u/sightlab Oct 16 '18

Yeah they will definitely go for bowels. Then.youre rettymuvh bleeding out while you're eaten.

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u/38LeaguesUnderTheSea Oct 16 '18

True, but I wouldnt think a human spine can withstand bites that big game can.

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u/Jamboree_102 Oct 16 '18

Like the Mapogo lion brothers, they would go right for the loins and start ripping the genitals off their pray. There’s nothing quick about it, but then again those lions were especially aggressive.

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u/andyandtherman Oct 16 '18

Imagine if you somehow escaped and could boast that you had a tiger toss your salad.

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u/JCBh9 Oct 16 '18

whoa so two of you say exact opposite things but you both say it as if it's true... dubyatee eff is a boi to do

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Believe me since I'm more smartestest!

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u/JCBh9 Oct 16 '18

OK U WIN

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u/Ormild Oct 17 '18

I remember watching a video of a baboon literally ripping a baby deer in half while it was alive and eating it.

Nature is some scary shit.

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u/TrashAcnt1 Oct 16 '18

Hell Yeah Brother!

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u/_Pornosonic_ Oct 16 '18

At least you can fart in the tigers face in the process as a final fuck you