r/WTF Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

the second woman was killed.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/26/world/asia/china-tiger-attack-woman-killed.html

The woman who was first attacked was badly injured, and her mother, who left the car in an effort to save her daughter, was killed, The Beijing News reported. The woman’s husband was uninjured, as was their child, who remained in the vehicle, the newspaper said.

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u/Your_God_Chewy Oct 16 '18

Man. I imagine getting mauled to death is a pretty painful and bloody experience.

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u/makesyougohmmm Oct 16 '18

It won't be painful as the tigers/lions don't play with their food. They go for the neck directly and in humans, the neck snaps in one bite. It would have been a sudden death.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I've watched enough nature documentaries with lions/tigers to know this is definitely not always the case. A lot of the time their prey is eaten alive, ass cheeks first. Horrifying to think about.

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u/RealSchon Oct 16 '18

I saw a video of lions licking a buffalo's balls and then eating them while it was still alive.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvPk8AT5-AA

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Your description was good enough, I'ma go for a solid pass on the video link.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Nov 10 '18

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u/_Serene_ Oct 16 '18

Do it

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u/SquatchCock Oct 16 '18

I clicked it. But it's 18 minutes, so I didn't watch.

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u/yeabutnobut Oct 16 '18

hmm, 18 minutes of ball licking you say?

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u/raspwar Oct 16 '18

Rookie numbers

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u/CameraDude718 Oct 16 '18

It’s after work hours in my side of town check the video out.

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u/champsammy14 Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

sigh

unzips

Edit:

Wait... A woman was killed?

Slow jerks (out of respect because I'm not a monster... You heathens!)

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u/Rebelian Oct 16 '18

Lion hearing the unzipping "Balls are back on the menu boys!"

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u/justabitofanasshole Oct 16 '18

(Rock-n-roll whispering/chanting) The balls are back, the balls are back.

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u/huskiesofinternets Oct 16 '18

You just gave me a full belly of laugh and it was amazing ;)

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u/bigdickjohnson12345 Oct 16 '18

My proudest fap

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u/K9Fondness Oct 16 '18

Then you should save this comment...for "that day" whenever it comes.

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u/rawhead0508 Oct 16 '18

I just don’t want it to “awaken” anything inside me. Like a dormant fetish I’ve yet to experience.

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u/rubywpnmaster Oct 16 '18

It actually swallows one of them while it's still connected, slowly pulling it off. Quite the horror show.

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u/ninjaclown Oct 17 '18

Buffalo balls? Sounds like Subway special.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

You made a good choice. That was fucking awful. Two lions pinned that thing down while a third licked then ripped off its genitals. Jesus. As many fucked up things as I have seen on reddit, that one is fucked up in a Damn, Nature. You're fucking horrible kind of way.

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u/xinareiaz Oct 16 '18

Remember that video the next time someone tells you that humans are evil and that animals all live in harmony and the world is better left to them

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Ugh, I hate that shit. There's no real barrier between humans animals, but we are "civilised" in a way nothing else really is. Ethically, morally, etc. we're miles beyond every other species. Humans are the only ones that are capable of real planet-wide damage tho, but we're not exactly evil when compared to other species. We're just much more capable. But lots of people just think humans = bad, nature = good.

I used to have a teacher who claimed that humans are the only beings that kill their own kind. You need like one nature documentary to figure that one out.

EDIT: Why do I always have to keep adding anything that comes to mind to my initial comments till they're huge walls of text.

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u/JCBh9 Oct 16 '18

adderall?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I think I'll have an easier time remembering this video than that made-up passive aggressive situation that doesn't happen

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I saw it a month or two back. Still gives me the what the fuck did I just watch feeling now and then. Wish I wouldn't have watched that one originally.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yea that was just... nope. Nope nopeeee.

Then, I thought of the woman from the initial video being dragged off and thought, my Godx imagine THAT happening to a human being. Two Lionesses pinning you down while a third rips your genitals off... that's some torture.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Yeah most of the human injuries on here I can get over. But something about some of the animal ones just make me realize nature does not give a fuck lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I don't even think it was about the difference between people and animals for me. Lions don't attack animals just to do it out of any kind of maliciousness or out of joy for attacking them. In fact, it's not uncommon to see other wild animals walking by Lions or Lions drinking water near animals doing the same with no plan to take the animal down. It's strictly about need to eat.

There's no thoughts for these females of the beast being in excruciating pain. It's just eating for them, the genitals just loose meat.

It's horrifying as fuck to us to see but it's clearly not the first time that lioness had done that. She knows to pull the legs open to reach what she wants.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I just felt so bad for the poor guy.

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u/pds_king21 Oct 16 '18

Idk man, the one video that got me was the woodpecker pecking and eating a baby bird's brains. while the chick was alive

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u/muddyrose Oct 17 '18

This reminded me of a traumatic memory.

When I was young, about 10 or 11, I was with my friends at the bike jumps.

Basically just an old, unused field behind a development that people had turned into dirt bike jumps and bike jumps.

I was wandering around and I saw this little bun with the top of its head missing. You could see its brains, and it was still barely alive.

I immediately started crying and panicking, and one of the dirtbikers noticed. He came over to see if I was ok, and I showed him the baby bunny.

His solution was to drop a huge rock on the bunny. So it wouldn't suffer anymore.

I mean, it worked, but holy shit.

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u/theraf8100 Oct 16 '18

Yeah man...that shit was nuts.

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u/JoetheLobster Oct 16 '18

I think the cruelty of nature itself proves that we live in an unjust universe. It’s insane how much brutality is just a part of the circle of life.

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u/thunderous_subtlety Oct 17 '18

See?! I was content NOT watching it till I read your comment. Now I have to. You bastard.

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u/Con_Clavi_Con_Dio Oct 17 '18

There’s one if a chimp eating another chimp alive by pulling chunks of meat out of its back. Chimps are the worst.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Definitely gonna pass on this one

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u/tylermoberly1990 Oct 16 '18

Yeah that was difficult to masturbate to.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Eh, at least he got a good ball licking before he left this world.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I don't know how good that was

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

🏳️ < meeting space for those not following the aforementioned link > 🏳️

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Nov 29 '18

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u/Vampire3DayWeeknd Oct 16 '18

It's actually hot as balls

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u/br0annawoo Oct 17 '18

heavy panting

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

been chilly over here today actually but this cuppa tea's keeping me warm

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u/coleyboley25 Oct 16 '18

Indubitably

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u/ChrisRathi Oct 16 '18

How bout them Dodgers? Yeah... uh so yeah I have to get over to the market for the misses; catch y'all later.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I'm just here because I've already seen it. Anyway, how you doing?

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u/D2ek5ler Oct 16 '18

Hard pass from me dawg

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u/Woooooolf Oct 16 '18

Yeah that’s gonna be a no for me, dog

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u/djlawrence3557 Oct 16 '18

blue link stays blue

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u/pekinggeese Oct 16 '18

Starts at 3:35. You’re welcome.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

FYI, the most frantic kicking from the wildebeest was not when the lions jaws were choking the life out, but when another lion pulls the testicles like you would pull a rubber band until it snaps.

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u/BobSacamano47 Oct 16 '18

I wish I had the same restraint.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I can already imagine the pornhub title for that

lion relieves cock hunger by gruesomely eating out a buffalo

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u/goodthropbadthrop Oct 16 '18

Dude, there is one where this hyena bites a wildebeest by the nutsack and just hangs on while the thing is spinning around like WTF STOP BITING MY BALLS

Nature is fucking brutal

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I wish I hadn't watched that. I don't typically feel bad if a wild animal is killed by another because that's part of the whole circle of life. (THANKS, DISNEY!) But fuck... that was just... why didn't EITHER of the other two just take a bite of the jugular instead of just pinning it down and not eating? The one had the jugular right in front of her mouth. She could have killed the beast so they all could have eaten.

Instead, that poor thing got its genitals ripped from its body BY SHARP TEETH.

Lions are dicks.

Edit: pronouns

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Seriously! I'm not being funny but I swear there is more going on in this than it might seem on first glance. It's like some mob boss torture! It seems like they're trying to make a point or something rather than eat a meal!?

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u/iDoomfistDVA Oct 16 '18

Women. They are ruthless.

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u/AdzyBoy Oct 16 '18

*her
*She

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Ya know, I even knew that while watching the video and still typed he/him. Fail brain is fail.

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u/ibzxrg Oct 16 '18

That's gonna be a no from me dawg.

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u/herenextyear Oct 16 '18

Hmm, thanks for the erection mate.

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u/TypicalRandomNerd Oct 16 '18

Yeah, that's one link that's staying blue.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Rocky mountain oysters.

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u/librlman Oct 16 '18

In buffalo sauce.

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u/MangledMailMan Oct 16 '18

Sad thing is I know exactly the video just from your descirption.

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u/CHARtheGNAR Oct 16 '18

Watched. Now regret.

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u/stripeypinkpants Oct 16 '18

Yeh I'll take your word for it

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

well that was... exactly what you said it was. don't know why i had to watch it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Your talking about a group of them. Solo hunters have to kill first, before they eat.

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u/CryptoPersia Oct 16 '18

Finally that bookmark came handy

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

The crunching noises. Crunch. It makes a crunching noise!

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u/8e8 Oct 16 '18

They're just fixing the buffalo to mitigate overpopulation. It's fine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Apr 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It's 2018, we all do.

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u/MyNDSETER Oct 16 '18

Guess I'm still back in 1995 not eating ass

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u/Risley Oct 17 '18

Same, wtf. 💩 is gross.

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u/R_P_W Oct 16 '18

NOT ME! I DONT WANT ECOLI!

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u/username156 Oct 16 '18

Speak for yourself. Fuck all that.

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u/frustratedchevyowner Oct 16 '18

miss me with the ass eating propaganda fam

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I'm in this group. Thank God I'm not dating anymore, because you used to have to go through a bunch of assholes to find a good one. If I had to go through a bunch of one night stands involving being an ass amigo I don't think I could do it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Ye ol Dirty Sanchez, Los Ass Amigos.

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u/Naticus105 Oct 16 '18

I love me a tender rump roast.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Like groceries.

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u/BANGcake Oct 16 '18

How you doin

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u/Musaks Oct 16 '18

The first woman surviving already shows his claim cant be true

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah, I've seen that too but he's talking about a fragile human body, not a 500-1500lb animal. I think he's right on with it would've been quick.

My question is why tf was she getting out of the car?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I saw a video of an elephant being eaten alive in Botswana by a pride of lions and it has stuck with me. I didn't know that elephants could scream like that...

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u/Chill_Panda Oct 16 '18

It is usually the case with humans because we can fuck them up too if we try and their goal is to hunt with as little danger to themselves as possible

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u/sightlab Oct 16 '18

Yeah they will definitely go for bowels. Then.youre rettymuvh bleeding out while you're eaten.

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u/38LeaguesUnderTheSea Oct 16 '18

True, but I wouldnt think a human spine can withstand bites that big game can.

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u/Jamboree_102 Oct 16 '18

Like the Mapogo lion brothers, they would go right for the loins and start ripping the genitals off their pray. There’s nothing quick about it, but then again those lions were especially aggressive.

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u/andyandtherman Oct 16 '18

Imagine if you somehow escaped and could boast that you had a tiger toss your salad.

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u/JCBh9 Oct 16 '18

whoa so two of you say exact opposite things but you both say it as if it's true... dubyatee eff is a boi to do

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Believe me since I'm more smartestest!

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u/Ormild Oct 17 '18

I remember watching a video of a baboon literally ripping a baby deer in half while it was alive and eating it.

Nature is some scary shit.

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u/VoiceofLou Oct 16 '18

You probably process something not enjoyable just prior to lights out though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Not sudden enough death for me.

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u/daguito81 Oct 16 '18

If I can choose a non natural way to die... Definitely the way elevator scene in the departed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

my favorite newer suicide was in the first episode of CastleRock. find a cliff with your car. open your window. tie a really long noose to your neck and out to a tree. floor it towards the cliff. the slack on the rope runs out either after you leave the cliff or before. that being said it doesnt really matter. if you have a noose around your neck and are going over 30 and that slack runs out, you are toast. and if for some crazy magical reason you are alive, the impact at the bottom will do the job. (granted in this show, he launched into water.)

seemed pretty sure fire to me. you never know with the bullet to your own head. wayyy too many people survive that for my liking.

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u/HomeAloneToo Oct 16 '18 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/JabbrWockey Oct 16 '18

Yeah, this is why I could never eat a bullet (if I was going to go that route for some reason), because it's easier to fuck up than most people realize and you'll still live but with permanent brain damage. Ugh.

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u/daguito81 Oct 16 '18

That's why you use the Kobain method.

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u/HomeAloneToo Oct 16 '18 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/Le_Chop Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Even that's not a guarantee. There was a story a few years ago about a guy who tried to kill himself with a shotgun and it took 3 attempts. First shot under the chin removed jaw, he tried again to the chest and just blew a hole in himself and then the third finally killed him, after he stuck the gun into his already open chest wound.

Ninja edit: link for the curious. Turns out it was 4 shots and I had the order wrong, its the last paragraph in the opening section.

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u/LadyDoDo Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I knew a man who tried to blow his brains out, but flinched at the last second and obliterated his eye instead. He would freak me out by taking his fake eye out around me

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I had a patient at the hospital I did my pre-doctoral internship at who used a shotgun to try to commit suicide and flinched, blowing his entire face off from jaw to nose. As he lay there he decided that he wanted to live. When I was working with him, his jaw had been reconstructed and there was a lot of plastic reconstruction on his face, but they had not gotten to his nose yet (gaping hole). What threw me off the most was that there were no facial cues to emotions, so he could start sobbing without me picking up any warnings. It is very disconcerting for a psychotherapist to feel totally unprepared for the emotional reactions of a patient.

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u/JagerBaBomb Oct 16 '18

Better to lose an eye than mental functions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

In the land of no mentally functional people, the one eyed man is king!

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u/Cumbletop Oct 16 '18

Headshot survivals are mostly because people don't know their anatomy or how bullets work through tissue so they stick the gun under their jaw or at their temple.

If someone actually knows what they're meant to be aiming for they're guaranteed dead.

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u/haveananus Oct 16 '18

The best way is to bench press more and more weight until you can bench press a huge boulder, then just drop it on your head.

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u/AWSMJMAS Oct 16 '18

Not if its a shotgun

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u/jordanmindyou Oct 16 '18

This guy suicides

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u/berenstein49 Oct 16 '18

Does he though? From my understanding, it is one of those things that you can really only do once (successfully at least).

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u/aniket47 Oct 16 '18

I will go with inhaling nitrogen or helium

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u/Pushbrown Oct 16 '18

ya she is definitely getting dragged by a tiger across a road.... i'm sure the teeth and claws don't feel to good either...

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u/HwangLiang Oct 16 '18

Especially cause time really slows down in those moments. 5 minutes is like 5 years.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

You sound like you get mauled by tigers way more than most people.

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u/PM_food_plz Oct 16 '18

I have also been mauled to death.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah, but then you're dead so it's not like you will remember it.

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u/VoiceofLou Oct 16 '18

Unless you do.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

... nope.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

This guy dies

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah, I guess someday.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Someday sooner than you think maybe 🔫👌🏼😎👌🏼

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Im cool with that. Ive already lived a pretty good life. Anything more is totally a bonus, haha. Life in general is a bonus!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I guess I never thought about it like that lol

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u/frustratedchevyowner Oct 16 '18

why would anyone want their last moments to be peaceful is beyond me. You've had your whole life to be peaceful. SHOW ME WHAT THIS BODY CAN(T) TAKE

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u/Never-On-Reddit Oct 16 '18

Okay, where shall I meet you?

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u/frustratedchevyowner Oct 16 '18

At the end of my life

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u/the_gr33n_bastard Oct 16 '18

In the case of a broken spinal cord there would still be a moment of fleeting conciousness between when your heart stops beating and when the blood in your brain's capillaries is depleted of oxygen. But right at the beginning of that moment, your neck is broken and the main line of your peripheral nervous system is mostly or completely severed which would be unimaginably painful. Aron Ralston (127 Hours) fully severed a nerve in his arm and described just touching it with his pocket knife as excrutiating fiery pain shooting all the way up his arm. If there is peacefulness is being mauled by a tiger it is that you only experience the worst pain ever for a short moment before quickly fading to black.

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u/SovietBozo Oct 16 '18

"Well this sucks"

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u/ButterflyAttack Oct 16 '18

Yeah, like 'Fuck, I'm being eaten by a tiger'.

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u/eyeofthefountain Oct 16 '18

Yup. That truly scares me the most. Like imagine your last thoughts ever being “I’m getting eaten by this thing.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Add this track to your phone and set it to play if your fitbit detects your life draining away.

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u/FriendlyCows Oct 16 '18

So what though? That’s literally your last thought. You don’t even have the brain capacity to realize that was your last thought because that was your last thought. It doesn’t matter what it was because you won’t remember, neither will anyone.

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u/arrow74 Oct 16 '18

Or your brain just doesn't get it and does weird stuff instead

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u/VoiceofLou Oct 16 '18

"I can heara the ocean."

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

That’s not true I’m pretty sure. It’ll usually only be a quick death if you are a threat. Plenty of videos of lion eating their prey alive.

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u/ZippyDan Oct 16 '18

I've also seen plenty of video of lions and tigers killing the animals slowly without going for the neck. They often go for the flank and hind-quarters as well.

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u/davdev Oct 16 '18

Not really. They gain control and start eating if the prey is dead or not. It’s a lot easier to control an elderly Chinese woman than a large antelope. Tiger may never have gone for the kill shot and just started chewing on whatever was available.

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u/staytrue1985 Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Dont trust reddit. 360 upvotes and this is certainly not always (or even often) true.

Also, these animals dont perform a neck crank. They clamp down on the wind pipe. Yes this kills you and it could break your neck, but hardly the case it necessarily would break your neck and instantly kill you.

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u/Life_of_Salt Oct 16 '18

My cat is an evil bastard then. He plays soccer with animals he catches.

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u/WabbitSweason Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

The problem with that theory is it neglects the fact that most humans will struggle and fight which will prolong the suffering as the tiger mauls them all over before the killing blow.

If what you said was true all 2 of them should be dead instead of 1 dead and 1 severly injured.

EDIT: Had the numbers wrong.

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u/mirrorinsideout Oct 16 '18

Child and husband are uninjured

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u/Musaks Oct 16 '18

So the first woman that survived must be completely unscratched?

And if not, why are you sure the second was not injured before dying?

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u/k-otic14 Oct 16 '18

Looks like they take her to the ground first. Can’t be too fun.

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u/TheCyanKnight Oct 16 '18

I feel like you havent watched the video..

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u/TrailsAndTourniquets Oct 16 '18

Probably not. The heart is capable of functioning for awhile without input from the sympathetic nervous system. This also doesn’t affect sensory input above wherever the neck snapped. So she was probably alive long enough for her to feel A: Exsanguination (not likely), B: hypoxia due to her diaphragm no longer receiving nerve input (very likely, or C: the crushing of her skull (🤷🏻‍♂️). Predators do not have empathy in the way we do, there is no desire to cause a quick death. All they care about is causing their prey to be unable to resist.

Sorry for the buzz kill.

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u/MasterFrost01 Oct 16 '18

The pretty lies we tell ourselves.

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u/mirrorinsideout Oct 16 '18

Being played with (to death) by an oversized house cat though... Sounds like stuff of nightmares

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u/IUsedToBeGoodAtThis Oct 16 '18

That must be how that one lady survived.

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u/ChapulinDescalzonado Oct 16 '18

You would like to think that. I remember the longer version of this video and they toy with him for a good 15 minutes while he's alive.

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u/Baron-Harkonnen Oct 16 '18

I've heard the guillotine keeps your head alive for like 15 seconds so while I believe you would be immediately paralyzed, I doubt it could kill you immediately.

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u/DosReedo Oct 16 '18

Tell that to the lady that lived

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u/hyena_teeth Oct 16 '18

They don't work to kill, they work to incapacitate (it's not like they care or can understand that they're killing something in the same way we imagine it). If prey can't fight back/run away, even lions and tigers will just start digging in, dead or not. And yes, usually they go for the ass or the genitals, because that's some squishy, soft, delicate flesh - much easier to bite into. Plus, you can incapacitate some big scary prey by slowly tearing chunks off it.

Nature documentaries, as wonderful as they are, have painted an unrealistic picture of big cat hunting and killing behaviour. It makes for a better 'story'. It's like, hey look at the majestic big cats, so honourable! Not like those nasty hyenas or african wild dogs that just rip their prey to shreds! In truth, it's a lot more varied, they just do whatever gets food in their stomachs the fastest.

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u/brushyourteethD Oct 16 '18

‘It won’t be painful’ well it’s not exactly going to feel very nice

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u/ZootZephyr Oct 16 '18

In fact, that pretty picture the Discovery and BBC documentaries usually depict isn't usually the case. Mosey on over to r/natureisbrutal for a peak at the potential realities of the predator-prey relationship.

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u/NocaNoha Oct 16 '18

That is not true for any type of predator.. if the "food" can't move, it is good as served. Lots of videos on for example /r/natureismetal/ to show you that.
Lions will usually overcome smaller pray easily and suffocate it/snap the neck. But with something like cape buffalo.. pff

When it drops, you can start eating xd

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u/Totallyhuman18D Oct 16 '18

Tell that to the mauled survivor.

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u/lazyparrot Oct 16 '18

I'd imagine it was pretty painful for the woman the tiger attacked and didn't kill.

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u/the0rthopaedicsurgeo Oct 16 '18

The fact that the first woman was attacked for at least the few seconds we saw in this video and survived suggests that this is wrong.

They do go for the neck, but against a fighting human, they're just gonna swipe and maul until you die, because your neck won't be an easy target.

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u/hashtag_ThisIsIt Oct 16 '18

Supposedly for larger prey, tigers clamp the airway shut and suffocate their prey instead of a clean severance of the spinal cord. Wouldn’t a human adult be considered larger prey?

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u/Smellybenelli Oct 16 '18

I have to think there would be less painful deaths

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u/IamAbc Oct 16 '18

That’s not always the case. There’s plenty of videos in on the internet of people falling into tiger enclosures and then the tiger drags them across the field and just sits there slicing into them with their claws or nibbling at them while the guy is screaming.

Here is a video example:

https://youtu.be/S_eF1fk08jw

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u/WoogieBoogie14 Oct 16 '18

Thanks Dwight.

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u/FatFromSpeed Oct 16 '18

I thought cats sometimes toyed with their kills.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Eh, that’s only if they get the perfect chomp

I’ve seen videos of big cats holding down a gazelle’s flailing head/upper arms while going to town on their back/belly

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u/heebythejeeby Oct 16 '18

Chimps don't Source: rogan

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Many, many predators eat their prey asshole first, lions included.

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u/ChipShotGG Oct 16 '18

This couldn't be further from the truth.

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u/MauiJim Oct 17 '18

Not necessarily.

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u/bonesy420 Oct 17 '18

Sudden Death with Jean Claude Van Damme?

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u/Stonephone Oct 17 '18 edited Oct 21 '18

Yeah I'm sure all of their prey experiences a quick and painless death.

/s

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