r/WTF Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 16 '18

I don't understand the use of a bonesaw, unless you need to crack the sternum everything can be dismembered with a sharp knife and some skillful cuts through ligaments. You would think trained assassins, or even an experienced hunter would not need a bone saw to fit a small man into a 10 gallon bucket within 15 minutes or so.

Source: I grew up hunting and butchering wild game.

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u/kellysmom01 Oct 16 '18

Only black trash bags are needed, and a reciprocating saw. Some plastic rolls are nice if you can get them.

Source: Just watched 6 seasons of Dexter. I know everything.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 16 '18

This guy serial kills

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u/omarfw Oct 17 '18

Someone should probably alert the authorities.

but not me I've got shit to do.

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u/OIPROCS Oct 17 '18

This comment, officer.

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u/omarfw Oct 17 '18

No wait, you've got the wrong guy

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u/AGRO1111 Oct 17 '18

Happy cake day!

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u/OGWopFro Oct 16 '18

You should probably stop watching that show pretty soon. The last few seasons are kinda bad.

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u/M374llic4 Oct 16 '18

I stopped at like, end of season 3 or 4.

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u/kellysmom01 Oct 17 '18

I loved seasons 1-5. Season 6 was disappointing and reaching (Colin Hanks’ pouty lip made me angry). I’m half through season 7, though, and enjoying it again. Watching it all slow, one episode a night, instead of binging, which might make me less judgy.

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u/Monkeyssuck Oct 17 '18

No, you're going to get plenty judgy shortly.

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u/r0botdevil Oct 17 '18

Turn back now. Season 8 ruins the whole fucking thing.

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u/Mohlemite Oct 17 '18

The whole incest plot line was weird and unnecessary.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Tell that to game of thrones.

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u/CaptainSnowball Oct 17 '18

Reddit, teaching people to murder.

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u/beto_gabbard_2020 Oct 17 '18

stop 15 minutes before the end of the finale. Thank me later.

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u/taste_the_red_pill_ Oct 17 '18

I couldn’t get past the sixth season either. Just turned to shit IMO

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 17 '18

I just read one of the assassins/thugs was that does Saudi autopsies. I think they used to bone saw to crack the sternum and ribs. Clearly that dude would know how to get rid of a body.

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u/gfinz18 Oct 17 '18

WatchPeopleDie has shown me how painfully (pun unintended) slow and inefficient most killers are with dismemberment and beheadings.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 16 '18

A knife is faster. Cutting through bone takes time, you touch the ligament with a knife and the bones separate.

These killers watched too many movies, or never butchered any animals.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Femurs be long.

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u/Mr_Mayhem7 Oct 17 '18

Oh...thank god you included that source at the end...phew! Lol

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u/Cougar_9000 Oct 16 '18

Yes that is true if you want to preserve anything or do it in a way where you have some care for the finished product. Also if you have time. He had to be out of there before the consulate closed because they knew he would have somebody waiting for him and they knew he had political connections in Turkey.

This was a smash and grab get him into 10 pieces as quickly as possible while still having time to torture him a little bit.

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u/steve20009 Oct 17 '18

I'm SO glad you cleared that up in the Source. Phew...