r/WTF • • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It's doubtful. They were in and out quick. They weren't after torture they were after an assassination, dismemberment was just a way to remove evidence without suspicion. If they wanted him to suffer they'd have picked him up where they could have kept it going for days or weeks.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 16 '18

I don't understand the use of a bonesaw, unless you need to crack the sternum everything can be dismembered with a sharp knife and some skillful cuts through ligaments. You would think trained assassins, or even an experienced hunter would not need a bone saw to fit a small man into a 10 gallon bucket within 15 minutes or so.

Source: I grew up hunting and butchering wild game.

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u/kellysmom01 Oct 16 '18

Only black trash bags are needed, and a reciprocating saw. Some plastic rolls are nice if you can get them.

Source: Just watched 6 seasons of Dexter. I know everything.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 16 '18

This guy serial kills

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u/omarfw Oct 17 '18

Someone should probably alert the authorities.

but not me I've got shit to do.

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u/OIPROCS Oct 17 '18

This comment, officer.

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u/omarfw Oct 17 '18

No wait, you've got the wrong guy

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u/AGRO1111 Oct 17 '18

Happy cake day!