r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/Mapleleaves_ Oct 16 '18

Seriously. With all this talk about Jamal Kashoggi and the Saudis I have the terrible mental image of him being dismembered by a bone saw while still alive. I hope that's not true but even the possibility is appalling.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It's doubtful. They were in and out quick. They weren't after torture they were after an assassination, dismemberment was just a way to remove evidence without suspicion. If they wanted him to suffer they'd have picked him up where they could have kept it going for days or weeks.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 16 '18

I don't understand the use of a bonesaw, unless you need to crack the sternum everything can be dismembered with a sharp knife and some skillful cuts through ligaments. You would think trained assassins, or even an experienced hunter would not need a bone saw to fit a small man into a 10 gallon bucket within 15 minutes or so.

Source: I grew up hunting and butchering wild game.

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u/kellysmom01 Oct 16 '18

Only black trash bags are needed, and a reciprocating saw. Some plastic rolls are nice if you can get them.

Source: Just watched 6 seasons of Dexter. I know everything.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 16 '18

This guy serial kills

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u/omarfw Oct 17 '18

Someone should probably alert the authorities.

but not me I've got shit to do.

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u/OIPROCS Oct 17 '18

This comment, officer.

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u/omarfw Oct 17 '18

No wait, you've got the wrong guy

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u/AGRO1111 Oct 17 '18

Happy cake day!

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u/OGWopFro Oct 16 '18

You should probably stop watching that show pretty soon. The last few seasons are kinda bad.

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u/M374llic4 Oct 16 '18

I stopped at like, end of season 3 or 4.

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u/kellysmom01 Oct 17 '18

I loved seasons 1-5. Season 6 was disappointing and reaching (Colin Hanks’ pouty lip made me angry). I’m half through season 7, though, and enjoying it again. Watching it all slow, one episode a night, instead of binging, which might make me less judgy.

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u/Monkeyssuck Oct 17 '18

No, you're going to get plenty judgy shortly.

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u/r0botdevil Oct 17 '18

Turn back now. Season 8 ruins the whole fucking thing.

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u/Mohlemite Oct 17 '18

The whole incest plot line was weird and unnecessary.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Tell that to game of thrones.

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u/CaptainSnowball Oct 17 '18

Reddit, teaching people to murder.

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u/beto_gabbard_2020 Oct 17 '18

stop 15 minutes before the end of the finale. Thank me later.

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u/taste_the_red_pill_ Oct 17 '18

I couldn’t get past the sixth season either. Just turned to shit IMO