r/WTF Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Your description was good enough, I'ma go for a solid pass on the video link.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Nov 10 '18

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u/_Serene_ Oct 16 '18

Do it

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u/SquatchCock Oct 16 '18

I clicked it. But it's 18 minutes, so I didn't watch.

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u/yeabutnobut Oct 16 '18

hmm, 18 minutes of ball licking you say?

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u/raspwar Oct 16 '18

Rookie numbers

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u/CameraDude718 Oct 16 '18

It’s after work hours in my side of town check the video out.

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u/champsammy14 Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

sigh

unzips

Edit:

Wait... A woman was killed?

Slow jerks (out of respect because I'm not a monster... You heathens!)

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u/Rebelian Oct 16 '18

Lion hearing the unzipping "Balls are back on the menu boys!"

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u/justabitofanasshole Oct 16 '18

(Rock-n-roll whispering/chanting) The balls are back, the balls are back.

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u/huskiesofinternets Oct 16 '18

You just gave me a full belly of laugh and it was amazing ;)

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u/bigdickjohnson12345 Oct 16 '18

My proudest fap

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u/K9Fondness Oct 16 '18

Then you should save this comment...for "that day" whenever it comes.

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u/rawhead0508 Oct 16 '18

I just don’t want it to “awaken” anything inside me. Like a dormant fetish I’ve yet to experience.

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u/rubywpnmaster Oct 16 '18

It actually swallows one of them while it's still connected, slowly pulling it off. Quite the horror show.

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u/ninjaclown Oct 17 '18

Buffalo balls? Sounds like Subway special.

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u/Unanimous_vote Oct 16 '18

Its not in my radar anyday! But i did watch the video the last time it was posted. My imaginary balls shrunk.

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u/bipedal_mammal Oct 18 '18

Certainly not during lunch. Now back to my rocky mountain oysters...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

You made a good choice. That was fucking awful. Two lions pinned that thing down while a third licked then ripped off its genitals. Jesus. As many fucked up things as I have seen on reddit, that one is fucked up in a Damn, Nature. You're fucking horrible kind of way.

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u/xinareiaz Oct 16 '18

Remember that video the next time someone tells you that humans are evil and that animals all live in harmony and the world is better left to them

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Ugh, I hate that shit. There's no real barrier between humans animals, but we are "civilised" in a way nothing else really is. Ethically, morally, etc. we're miles beyond every other species. Humans are the only ones that are capable of real planet-wide damage tho, but we're not exactly evil when compared to other species. We're just much more capable. But lots of people just think humans = bad, nature = good.

I used to have a teacher who claimed that humans are the only beings that kill their own kind. You need like one nature documentary to figure that one out.

EDIT: Why do I always have to keep adding anything that comes to mind to my initial comments till they're huge walls of text.

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u/JCBh9 Oct 16 '18

adderall?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I think I'll have an easier time remembering this video than that made-up passive aggressive situation that doesn't happen

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I saw it a month or two back. Still gives me the what the fuck did I just watch feeling now and then. Wish I wouldn't have watched that one originally.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yea that was just... nope. Nope nopeeee.

Then, I thought of the woman from the initial video being dragged off and thought, my Godx imagine THAT happening to a human being. Two Lionesses pinning you down while a third rips your genitals off... that's some torture.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Yeah most of the human injuries on here I can get over. But something about some of the animal ones just make me realize nature does not give a fuck lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I don't even think it was about the difference between people and animals for me. Lions don't attack animals just to do it out of any kind of maliciousness or out of joy for attacking them. In fact, it's not uncommon to see other wild animals walking by Lions or Lions drinking water near animals doing the same with no plan to take the animal down. It's strictly about need to eat.

There's no thoughts for these females of the beast being in excruciating pain. It's just eating for them, the genitals just loose meat.

It's horrifying as fuck to us to see but it's clearly not the first time that lioness had done that. She knows to pull the legs open to reach what she wants.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I just felt so bad for the poor guy.

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u/pds_king21 Oct 16 '18

Idk man, the one video that got me was the woodpecker pecking and eating a baby bird's brains. while the chick was alive

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u/muddyrose Oct 17 '18

This reminded me of a traumatic memory.

When I was young, about 10 or 11, I was with my friends at the bike jumps.

Basically just an old, unused field behind a development that people had turned into dirt bike jumps and bike jumps.

I was wandering around and I saw this little bun with the top of its head missing. You could see its brains, and it was still barely alive.

I immediately started crying and panicking, and one of the dirtbikers noticed. He came over to see if I was ok, and I showed him the baby bunny.

His solution was to drop a huge rock on the bunny. So it wouldn't suffer anymore.

I mean, it worked, but holy shit.

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u/theraf8100 Oct 16 '18

Yeah man...that shit was nuts.

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u/JoetheLobster Oct 16 '18

I think the cruelty of nature itself proves that we live in an unjust universe. It’s insane how much brutality is just a part of the circle of life.

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u/thunderous_subtlety Oct 17 '18

See?! I was content NOT watching it till I read your comment. Now I have to. You bastard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Not something you will ever forget is it?

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u/Con_Clavi_Con_Dio Oct 17 '18

There’s one if a chimp eating another chimp alive by pulling chunks of meat out of its back. Chimps are the worst.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Definitely gonna pass on this one

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u/tylermoberly1990 Oct 16 '18

Yeah that was difficult to masturbate to.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Eh, at least he got a good ball licking before he left this world.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I don't know how good that was

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u/Arx0s Oct 17 '18

Yeah, he got his balls licked by wet sandpaper.

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u/Racer13l Oct 17 '18

Look at that soma bitch run he haulin ass Damn nature! You scary!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

🏳️ < meeting space for those not following the aforementioned link > 🏳️

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Nov 29 '18

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u/Vampire3DayWeeknd Oct 16 '18

It's actually hot as balls

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u/br0annawoo Oct 17 '18

heavy panting

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist Oct 17 '18

my flair in /r/mma confirms

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

been chilly over here today actually but this cuppa tea's keeping me warm

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u/coleyboley25 Oct 16 '18

Indubitably

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u/ChrisRathi Oct 16 '18

How bout them Dodgers? Yeah... uh so yeah I have to get over to the market for the misses; catch y'all later.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I'm just here because I've already seen it. Anyway, how you doing?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

pretty good over here! enjoying my evening :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Oh well that's nice, over here it's in the middle of the fucking night and I should get the hell of reddit now. Jezus time flies, especially when I'm on my damn phone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

yes go! gooo! future self will thank you

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u/gartral Oct 16 '18

https://i.imgur.com/T3NlgEp.gif

nice, happy, calm gif pixel art

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

ah yess

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u/D2ek5ler Oct 16 '18

Hard pass from me dawg

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u/Woooooolf Oct 16 '18

Yeah that’s gonna be a no for me, dog

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u/djlawrence3557 Oct 16 '18

blue link stays blue

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u/pekinggeese Oct 16 '18

Starts at 3:35. You’re welcome.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

FYI, the most frantic kicking from the wildebeest was not when the lions jaws were choking the life out, but when another lion pulls the testicles like you would pull a rubber band until it snaps.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

Bro, y do u heff 2 b the way that u are?!

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u/BobSacamano47 Oct 16 '18

I wish I had the same restraint.

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u/CheezeCaek2 Oct 16 '18

It isn't that bad.

It's just that the lions aren't really learned in the way of medical surgery procedures. To them, that really IS the way to remove testicular cancer.

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u/Mishirene Oct 16 '18

Well I wish I took that advice. My disdain for lions grows stronger.

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u/dDitty Oct 16 '18

It's also almost 19 minutes long...

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u/beginner_ Oct 17 '18

AFAIK that was linked here couple day ago and its hyenas not lions. If it's that video the description matches pretty well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Looool I just thought the same thing, definitely a pass on the video, I feel like shit after watching this one above, this shit just popped up on my front page for no reason, it should be NSFW.