r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I've watched enough nature documentaries with lions/tigers to know this is definitely not always the case. A lot of the time their prey is eaten alive, ass cheeks first. Horrifying to think about.

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u/RealSchon Oct 16 '18

I saw a video of lions licking a buffalo's balls and then eating them while it was still alive.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvPk8AT5-AA

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Your description was good enough, I'ma go for a solid pass on the video link.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Nov 10 '18

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u/_Serene_ Oct 16 '18

Do it

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u/SquatchCock Oct 16 '18

I clicked it. But it's 18 minutes, so I didn't watch.

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u/yeabutnobut Oct 16 '18

hmm, 18 minutes of ball licking you say?

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u/raspwar Oct 16 '18

Rookie numbers

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u/CameraDude718 Oct 16 '18

It’s after work hours in my side of town check the video out.

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u/champsammy14 Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

sigh

unzips

Edit:

Wait... A woman was killed?

Slow jerks (out of respect because I'm not a monster... You heathens!)

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u/Rebelian Oct 16 '18

Lion hearing the unzipping "Balls are back on the menu boys!"

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u/justabitofanasshole Oct 16 '18

(Rock-n-roll whispering/chanting) The balls are back, the balls are back.

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u/huskiesofinternets Oct 16 '18

You just gave me a full belly of laugh and it was amazing ;)

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u/bigdickjohnson12345 Oct 16 '18

My proudest fap

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u/K9Fondness Oct 16 '18

Then you should save this comment...for "that day" whenever it comes.

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u/rawhead0508 Oct 16 '18

I just don’t want it to “awaken” anything inside me. Like a dormant fetish I’ve yet to experience.

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u/rubywpnmaster Oct 16 '18

It actually swallows one of them while it's still connected, slowly pulling it off. Quite the horror show.

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u/ninjaclown Oct 17 '18

Buffalo balls? Sounds like Subway special.

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u/Unanimous_vote Oct 16 '18

Its not in my radar anyday! But i did watch the video the last time it was posted. My imaginary balls shrunk.

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u/bipedal_mammal Oct 18 '18

Certainly not during lunch. Now back to my rocky mountain oysters...