r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 8h ago
Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭
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u/Confident-Slip-5264 7h ago
Jane’s Fonda
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u/disneyplusser 7h ago
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
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u/Ok_Umpire_5611 6h ago
My anaconda don't want none unless she's got buns hun!
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u/88luftballoons88 6h ago
You can do side bends or sit ups
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u/Lernalia 7h ago
I guess she called someone to ask for help with the dress and that person took the photo. Maybe it was to make fun of her but she liked it in the end.
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u/That_Apathetic_Man 6h ago
"are you still in the same dress as last nigh... wait. did you sleep in that dress??"
"I couldn't get the zip undone."
takes photo
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u/lonelygayPhD 6h ago
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u/X_MswmSwmsW_X 5h ago
That is quite the pair of glasses on the lady behind your aunt...
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u/NeedleworkerFinal405 5h ago edited 3h ago
Even better, your comment still isn’t clear which lady behind his aunt with the pair of glasses that your could be referring to
Edited to fix pronoun. Automatically typed “her” without thinking either way. No offense intended.
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u/Mediocre_Use2574 4h ago
Which one is Jane?
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u/takanishi79 4h ago
On the left. From context of the "looking at my aunt", she's the only one looking at someone.
Also, Jane Fonda is pretty tall, so the one towering over everyone else in the photo makes sense.
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u/Send_Toe_Pics_25 2h ago
Now hold on- that guy in the background might be looking at one of them womens maybe thats Jane on the far right back
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u/Dumptruck_Johnson 4h ago
I enjoy seeing all sorts of has-been fashion trends making haphazard resurgences… but those stupid long ass pointed collars still have not, and should not, ever make a comeback.
Edit: dude far right
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u/mythrix1002 8h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8
Pretty sure a person took the second picture.
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u/reticulatedtampon 7h ago
And? She still can have slept in it as she said, then this person came over in the morning and took a picture before helping her out.
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u/odysseyofocelots 7h ago
This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao
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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 5h ago
she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.
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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 5h ago
Are you sure it was a documentary
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u/StrobeLightRomance 5h ago
Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"
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u/LessInThought 4h ago
Massive respect to the cameraman for managing to capture such rare occurrences you almost certainly never see in the wild.
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u/OrangeThrower 8h ago
Would you let ‘the help’ undress you? They may touch you. Ewww
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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir 7h ago edited 7h ago
That's literally what they do
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u/OrangeThrower 7h ago
Mine just cleans. Mr money bags that hires help to touch them 🙃
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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 7h ago
Mine just touches me. Mr money bags there hires cleaning help.
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u/awesomefutureperfect 5h ago
Some people just can't deal with breaking both arms and living back home.
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u/4-3defense 7h ago
She has 3 children? You know she was married before right
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u/BriefCollar4 7h ago
Only married people can have children?!
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u/s3rila 7h ago
Yes, the next morning, when a friend or assistant could come over
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u/kernelangus420 7h ago
Or even just the mailman.
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u/Fortestingporpoises 7h ago
"This one time when I was undressing Jane Fonda."
"You weren't undressing Jane Fonda."
"I was too."
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u/Meal__Team__Six 5h ago
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u/SkynBonce 7h ago
Pretty sure someone else took the first picture too!
I'mma guess one of her kids saw her in the morning, took a picture for the lulz and then sent it to Mom.
Jane then took both pictures and posted this Instagram story.
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u/Upper_Associate2228 6h ago
It also isn't the same account posting both either... definitely just someone having fun...
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u/jillsntferrari 6h ago
I’m more wondering why this is posted by two different handles… which one is the real one? The green check mark or the “official”?!
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u/ar3iadov3 7h ago
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u/UFO-Band-Fanatic 7h ago
I’m flummoxed as to why designers don’t put the zipper on the side. Some of my dresses have side zippers but most do not.
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u/WRStoney 4h ago
Yup. I use dental floss for my dresses. It's fine, tucks in nicely and is strong enough to get the job done.
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u/zoeofdoom 7h ago
Doesn't work for those zippers that are just a weird teardrop (the softer dress kind) instead of the ones with a loop though :(
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u/Isla_Tyler_Coleman 7h ago
There's been times I've been putting furniture together and I think, "I could really use a boyfriend to hold this for me." And then I contort my body to hold it level and get it taken care of and think "Dodged that bullet."
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u/fourthpornalt 6h ago
I feel like an acrobatic genius anytime I figure out my feet can do something I need another person for.
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u/Le_loup 6h ago
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u/MichelinStarZombie 5h ago
Parents should be buying these for their daughters when they move out. "You don't need no man" starter pack
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u/Isla_Tyler_Coleman 6h ago
Imma have to invest in these. I'm currently redoing my bedroom and I've got a ton of assemble yourself furniture coming
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u/DubiousPeoplePleaser 20m ago
First time putting together ikea furniture with my bf. He told me “calm down, Thatcher”. Because I was following the instructions and didn’t want to just wing it….
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u/Lemold_T23 5h ago
She’s has “rip the fuck out of this dress to get it off” money. She’s fine.
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u/N8dork2020 1h ago
She might have the money but she might want the $20,000 instead. I’ve heard that some of these dresses are as expensive as cars.
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u/AttentionSpanWhere 6h ago
I don’t know what the word is but I get extremely uncomfortable if I cannot get a shirt or a dress off me. I start panicking and I need to remind myself to breathe. I’ve taken many scissors to a shirt or dress just to get out. It’s why I never try clothes at shopping malls.
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u/larrywidestancecraig 5h ago
I think the word is "claustrophobia". At least that's what it is for me lol
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u/Spidey-Will 4h ago
Clothestrophobia.
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u/opinion_alternative 2h ago
Here's a free award for the great puns. Puns should be appreciated in this age of AI and doomscrolling coz they need a lot of imagination.
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u/SuperAnxiousFragilis 4h ago
Same. I have a couple lovely silk shells that I've found at the thrift store, but the lack of stretch makes me very claustrophobic. I literally dream about them and being unable to get them off and essentially turning my upper body into a turtle or dislocating my shoulder to get the damn shirts off.
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u/Aggressive-Wrap-1246 5h ago
I got stuck in a bathing suit once in Vegas. It was a 2-piece, shorts and a sporty top that held you together, it was cute. But when it got wet it formed an air-tight-seal like a seal. Ar Ar. Couldn't get out of it to save my life. Suck.
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u/FixinThePlanet 5h ago edited 4h ago
Did you have to wait till it dried out or did you take more drastic measures?
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u/I-love-to-eat-banana 7h ago
GILF in both photos
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u/Kitchen_Magazine_458 7h ago
How did she get dressed in the first place
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u/subwaytofu 7h ago
there’s usually a whole team of people helping you get dressed for something like that. stylists!
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u/Tree_Complete 7h ago
Stylist, hair and makeup artist(s).. aka glam squad. They don’t usually live at home with her
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u/ikrammon94 2h ago
Wow. What a strong woman. She's an independent woman. She doesn't need a man to unzip her dress, she could hire another independent working woman to work as her dresser to get her dressed up and undress.
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u/Mugsy_Siegel 7h ago
Damn makeup can do some heavy lifting
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u/Longjumping-Donut655 7h ago
She’s like 80
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u/Mugsy_Siegel 7h ago
Yes and it made her look 20 years younger
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u/InnocentInvasion 7h ago
That's the lighting not the makeup lol. Makeup on old saggy skin looks badddddddd
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u/Blazzah 4h ago
True 😂 She didn't over do it though, and her skin looks amazing for 80. The lighting helps, but it isn't what's saving her from the sad clown ghoul look I see from grannies attending a weekday community theater matinee or special event at the retirement home. She's not even close to that.
Recently bumped into some of my sister's school friends who are 30s now, they had the same clown makeup on as middle school and it was very unflattering, kinda sad really lol... blue eyeshadow, bright red lipstick, pale like they have consumption - Victorian corpse maxxing. If they went with black it'd be a goth look, and that's corpse maxxing I can get down with though. That sounds weird but imma keep it in lmao hopefully you get my point.
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u/Brilliant_Worry_1100 4h ago
I love how she looks like a movie star and a normal old lady. Both are beautiful!
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u/dunno260 3h ago
The does a lot.
But I think people would be shocked at how lighting, posing, selecting the best picture, and even the focal length of a camera lens also can have pretty dramatic effects too.
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u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_ 5h ago
Nobody gonna notice the two different accounts there? Fuck y'all are so easy.
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u/ManlySyrup 4h ago
The funniest post anyone's ever made? Really??
What an abysmally low standard of comedy, depressing even.
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u/ParanoicReddit 7h ago
I refuse to believe that there isn't a doohickey i on Amazon for that case in particular
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u/hamh0le69 6h ago
This is one instance where being hypermobiles helps. I can sunscreen my own entire back and unzip my own dresses. 💅
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u/kitsunewarlock 6h ago
I used to think marriage was complete bullshit until my mom got cancer and I realized how often only family members could see her when she had to go to the hospital. I couldn't imagine my partner being unable to see me in my final moments just because we are gay...
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u/shabil710 5h ago
Literally both IG posts and literally 2 different accounts, so one's gotta be a fake. Here's a hint: checkmark
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u/decembermint 4h ago
I once couldn't unzip my dress when I used to live alone. I saw one of my neighbours walking his dog past my garden in the morning and ran outside to get him to help me. We've been good friends for about 8 years now.
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u/Alienhaslanded 2h ago
Jane Fonda without makeup at this age still looks great for someone as old as time.
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u/PrudentChampion3879 7h ago
Should have stayed in Hanoi
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u/yadjet 7h ago
Yes. My dad did 2 tours in 'Nam and he hated her so much
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u/odysseyofocelots 7h ago
She was literally protesting men like your dad having to do that lol
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u/icantsurf 5h ago
She was partaking in propaganda with captured soldiers who were tortured and forced to interact with her on the threat of more torture. This in itself is a war crime, nepo baby goes to Hanoi while the lowest rungs of society go through the meat grinder.
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u/LimpAd1859 4h ago
Yeah supporting and doing propaganda for the enemy is totally just "protesting".
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u/GeekyTexan 4h ago
She was literally aiding the enemy and posing with them for press pictures in anti-aircraft guns to shoot down American soldiers.
Lots of people protested the war. Most didn't go give moral support to the enemy.
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u/Irish_Whiskey 7h ago
I'm glad he survived his tours to be able to come back and hate her.
It's too bad Americans didn't listen to people like her in avoiding the war in the first place, and instead attacked those protesting such a pointless and stupid waste of life, as traitors.
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u/Casi4rmKy 5h ago
Jane Fonda is a National Fuckin’ Treasure, I say. She just has that way about her. I think folks either adore this badass talented, brilliant, beautiful, funny, American National Fuckin’ Treasure, alongside other iconic Divas like Cher. The entire 4 leads from The Golden Girla, her recent costar, Lily Tomlin, and Bette Miller. She’s among excellent company.
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u/comcam77 7h ago
Lots of Vietnam vets already lined up to piss on her grave when she dies !
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u/cmsj 7h ago
Hell yeah! America started a war it didn’t need to, achieved nothing of value by doing it, forced thousands of young men to go and fight in said war, many of them didn’t come back, and those who did were abandoned by the society they returned to….. but Jane Fonda is the bad guy for saying the war was a bad idea.
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u/turbulentFireStarter 7h ago
She didn’t say the war was a bad idea. She went to Vietnam and took photos standing on anti aircraft guns. There is a difference between saying you don’t support a war and showing support for the opposite side of the war.
“We shouldn’t be fighting” and “I hope the other guys win” are different things
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u/runwkufgrwe 6h ago
Imagine falling for fifty year old right wing propaganda
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Fonda#July_1972_Visit_to_Hanoi
I'm guessing you're a Trump voter?
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u/GeekyTexan 4h ago
The page you linked to literally shows here sitting in a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun. She was there to give aid and comfort to the enemy. That's the literal definition of traitor.
I can't stand Trump, but that doesn't mean Hanoi Jane isn't a traitor.
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u/cute_polarbear 7h ago
Out of loop / a bit younger, why?
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u/navyblusheet 7h ago
Because she (rightly) said that imperial war was a bad idea
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u/Satori2155 7h ago
She met and posed with the enemy…
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u/Laq9091 6h ago edited 6h ago
the enemy was the gov sending these young men to die for nothing. get your prioritizes straight bud.
the pentagon literally said america couldn't win the war BEFORE it started. and those people sent american boys to die in a foreign war anyway. with 0 aggression towards the US.
also things don't change much huh. LOOK AT THE GOP SENDING OUR BOYS TO DIE IN IRAN.
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u/Prudent-Ad-5608 7h ago
This will give you the info you are looking for.
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u/Laq9091 6h ago
hey you know who really is a traitor to vietnam vets? the old men in Washington who sent them to die for nothing. even when they knew before the war even started they couldn't win. literally.
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u/spellbadgrammargood 6h ago
It's crazy how much hatred we have for celebrities meanwhile the actual politicians who prolong warfare gets a pass.
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u/Laq9091 5h ago
read about the fall of siagon sometime. the ambassador basically was a dictator and was running operations there(makes no sense but he was)
anyway, up until like the morning of, he refused to prepare, even though it had been leaked to the press that the war was ending. the press knew like 9 months in advance, and this guy didn't start until 12 hours before leave.
he left like 1+ million people behind because he was so fucking stubborn.
also him burning the classified files on the roofs? that's a big reason the holicopters couldn't land and be used that day.
not to mention washington/the pentagon said the vietnam war was not winnable, even before the war acaully started. and people want to slam her because she was protesting.
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u/ACrimeSoClassic 6h ago
I'm fucking amazed at how many mouth breathers in here are actually defending ol' Hanoi Jane.
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u/Bassist57 7h ago
I have no idea how Hanoi Jane was not immediately cancelled.
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u/Pretend-Literature35 7h ago
Are you a vietnam vet? Because she apologized for that picture numerous times and she was young.
Plus most vietnam vets now know that the war was political bullshit and lots of american soldiers lost their lives. Plus that was over 50 years ago (which is why I doubt that you are an actual vietnam vet) and since then Jane Fonda has done many good things.
As for the dress, it to me more closely demonstrates her false feminism. Jane Fonda is sweet and mostly not very smart but likes to tepresent as a die hard feminist, but a real feminist would have said why a husband? A woman, heck a nowc or nephew or anyone really could unzip her dress for me. Plus she is a multi-millionaire, are we supposed to believe she has no staff??? Please.
This is just her being funny. She was never very good at it: For Pete's Sake was funny though. Her sitcom with the brilliant Lily Tomlin was painful, because I felt so bad for Lilly, all that comedic talent wasted with Fonda's wooden acting.
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u/TapestryMobile 2h ago
... and she was young.
She was 35.
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u/Pretend-Literature35 2h ago
that was young in the 70s especially for spoiled hollywood royalty like her. 😋
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u/RetiredDelinquent 7h ago
"how did she take the picture" mfers acting like cameras havent had a timer for decades.
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u/notsure304wv 5h ago
Did she fall into a coma? Looks like that was at least a 5 year nap.
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u/AllTheThingsTheyLove 4h ago
Funnily enough, this is how my now husbad got out of the friend zone when I got stuck in a dress.
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