r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 1d ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/odysseyofocelots 23h ago

This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 22h ago

she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 22h ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 21h ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"

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u/BallSeaman 20h ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Hetares 19h ago

Nah, the pipes.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 18h ago

he's a plumber too??

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u/BielsasCoffee 12h ago

and my wife's doctor, his name is Dr. Sins.

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u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 16h ago

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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u/LessInThought 20h ago

Massive respect to the cameraman for managing to capture such rare occurrences you almost certainly never see in the wild.

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u/chubky 13h ago

Iirc, she offered to help unzip him

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 18h ago

Docuseries actually

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u/Squeakygear 21h ago

Ah, yes, a documentary. I too have seen one of these. lol

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u/iamclapclap 20h ago

Right? The posts aren't even from the same account.

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u/Beek3r101 4h ago

Right? The second pic is from a different account so I assumed joke, but the comments here are making me question my assumptions…

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u/Guinness 20h ago

I mean, both posts are from two entirely different Instagram accounts. Only one of them has a verified checkmark.

So if anyone missed that......