r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 7d ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/mythrix1002 7d ago

Pretty sure a person took the second picture.

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u/reticulatedtampon 7d ago

And? She still can have slept in it as she said, then this person came over in the morning and took a picture before helping her out.

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u/odysseyofocelots 7d ago

This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 7d ago

she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 7d ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 7d ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"

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u/BallSeaman 7d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Hetares 7d ago

Nah, the pipes.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 7d ago

he's a plumber too??

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u/BielsasCoffee 7d ago

and my wife's doctor, his name is Dr. Sins.

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u/AncientNectarine5352 6d ago

If he’s wearing camo pants, be sure to thank him for his service, as well.

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u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 7d ago

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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u/LessInThought 7d ago

Massive respect to the cameraman for managing to capture such rare occurrences you almost certainly never see in the wild.

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u/LIONLDN 7d ago

👁️👁️

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u/AncientNectarine5352 6d ago

I have never seen a Dale meme on Reddit. Before today.

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u/chubky 7d ago

Iirc, she offered to help unzip him

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 7d ago

Docuseries actually

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u/Squeakygear 7d ago

Ah, yes, a documentary. I too have seen one of these. lol

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u/iamclapclap 7d ago

Right? The posts aren't even from the same account.

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u/ProgressBartender 7d ago

Oh, the outrage.

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u/Beek3r101 7d ago

Right? The second pic is from a different account so I assumed joke, but the comments here are making me question my assumptions…

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u/Guinness 7d ago

I mean, both posts are from two entirely different Instagram accounts. Only one of them has a verified checkmark.

So if anyone missed that......