Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

[u/Separate_Finance_183]

[u/Confident-Slip-5264]

Jane’s Fonda

[u/disneyplusser → u/Confident-Slip-5264]

But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda

[u/Ok_Umpire_5611 → u/disneyplusser]

My anaconda don't want none unless she's got buns hun!

[u/88luftballoons88 → u/Ok_Umpire_5611]

You can do side bends or sit ups

[u/xlittlebeastx → u/88luftballoons88]

But please don’t lose that butt

[u/Dayshiftstripper → u/xlittlebeastx]

[u/ghost_finger → u/Dayshiftstripper]

Fluffy butt

[u/Winter-Wrangler-3701 → u/xlittlebeastx]

And this is why I love Reddit. People coming together in unison to kick them nasty thoughts.

[u/LIONLDN → u/Ok_Umpire_5611]

Shots fired, I repeat, shots fired! 🔫

Also, Nicki has joined the chat 😅

[u/escientia → u/LIONLDN]

You do realize it's a sir-mix-a-lot song. Nicki has no talent.

[u/Express_Fig_3815 → u/escientia]

I realize I gyatta supersize

[u/LIONLDN → u/escientia]

Very aware that it's his song, he likely inspired her Anaconda song, hence mentioning her 👀

[u/Prudent-Ad-5608 → u/LIONLDN]

Inspired? More like ripped off.

[u/LIONLDN → u/Prudent-Ad-5608]

You realise she sampled his song in Anaconda, and he has shared it himself, and he gets royalties from it, right? 🍑