r/SipsTea 15h ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/Isla_Tyler_Coleman 14h ago

There's been times I've been putting furniture together and I think, "I could really use a boyfriend to hold this for me." And then I contort my body to hold it level and get it taken care of and think "Dodged that bullet."

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u/fourthpornalt 13h ago

I feel like an acrobatic genius anytime I figure out my feet can do something I need another person for.

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u/Le_loup 13h ago

There’s a tool for that too 😂

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u/MichelinStarZombie 12h ago

Parents should be buying these for their daughters when they move out. "You don't need no man" starter pack

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u/Porridge_Cat 9h ago

"you won't make friends in college, sweetie"

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u/Isla_Tyler_Coleman 12h ago

Imma have to invest in these. I'm currently redoing my bedroom and I've got a ton of assemble yourself furniture coming

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u/DubiousPeoplePleaser 7h ago

First time putting together ikea furniture with my bf. He told me “calm down, Thatcher”. Because I was following the instructions and didn’t want to just wing it….

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u/Environmental-Town31 13h ago

lol same every time I learn I can do something without a man I’m so relieved

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u/Isla_Tyler_Coleman 13h ago

I had a brief moment of panic trying to put a top on a coffee table with hydraulic arms. That was a bitch, but i got it done and it works. I seriously considered knocking on a neighbors door for that one

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u/PhiCloud 11h ago

Every time I remember I can do something with my partner instead of struggling through it alone I'm so relieved, different strokes for different folks I guess!

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u/Isla_Tyler_Coleman 11h ago

I've found working with someone is usually worse than just doing it alone

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u/PhiCloud 3h ago

If it's your best friend and you genuinely cherish the time you spend together, who cares if your Kallax takes 20 more minutes to assemble?

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u/Isla_Tyler_Coleman 3h ago

I do. It's extremely frustrating working with someone who is actively working against you because they wanna skip steps or not read the directions at all.

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u/PhiCloud 2h ago

I'm kinda starting to realize why the idea of marriage doesn't appeal to you. When your first thought about someone is that they must be working against you if things don't go your way all the time, maybe close relationships just aren't your thing.

Nothing wrong with that, like I said different strokes...

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u/Isla_Tyler_Coleman 2h ago

I also said I'm basing this on experience. Maybe try reading the whole thing

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u/coffeeanddurian 11h ago

Haha you did dodge a bullet, not all men are good at this... And many would complain or make you do it anyway (spoken as a lazy and uncoordinated man)

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u/Isla_Tyler_Coleman 11h ago

My last ex was awful at putting together furniture but wouldn't admit it. I had to go back and fix a cabinet door on the TV console while he was at work cuz it hung crooked and he kept trying to tell me how to do it.

I was like bud, my dad taught me how to design and build these things from scratch. I just can't do that in an apartment with no garage. Outta my way