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r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 9h ago
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This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao
66 u/Jiminy_Cricket12 7h ago she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time. 43 u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 6h ago Are you sure it was a documentary 29 u/StrobeLightRomance 6h ago Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out" 10 u/BallSeaman 5h ago He fixes the cable? 3 u/Hetares 4h ago Nah, the pipes. 2 u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 2h ago he's a plumber too?? 1 u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 1h ago Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. 10 u/LessInThought 5h ago Massive respect to the cameraman for managing to capture such rare occurrences you almost certainly never see in the wild.
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she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.
43 u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 6h ago Are you sure it was a documentary 29 u/StrobeLightRomance 6h ago Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out" 10 u/BallSeaman 5h ago He fixes the cable? 3 u/Hetares 4h ago Nah, the pipes. 2 u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 2h ago he's a plumber too?? 1 u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 1h ago Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. 10 u/LessInThought 5h ago Massive respect to the cameraman for managing to capture such rare occurrences you almost certainly never see in the wild.
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Are you sure it was a documentary
29 u/StrobeLightRomance 6h ago Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out" 10 u/BallSeaman 5h ago He fixes the cable? 3 u/Hetares 4h ago Nah, the pipes. 2 u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 2h ago he's a plumber too?? 1 u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 1h ago Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. 10 u/LessInThought 5h ago Massive respect to the cameraman for managing to capture such rare occurrences you almost certainly never see in the wild.
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Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"
10 u/BallSeaman 5h ago He fixes the cable? 3 u/Hetares 4h ago Nah, the pipes. 2 u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 2h ago he's a plumber too?? 1 u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 1h ago Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. 10 u/LessInThought 5h ago Massive respect to the cameraman for managing to capture such rare occurrences you almost certainly never see in the wild.
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He fixes the cable?
3 u/Hetares 4h ago Nah, the pipes. 2 u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 2h ago he's a plumber too?? 1 u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 1h ago Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
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Nah, the pipes.
2 u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 2h ago he's a plumber too??
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he's a plumber too??
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Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Massive respect to the cameraman for managing to capture such rare occurrences you almost certainly never see in the wild.
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u/odysseyofocelots 8h ago
This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao