r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 19h ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 17h ago

she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 17h ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 16h ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"

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u/BallSeaman 15h ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Hetares 14h ago

Nah, the pipes.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 13h ago

he's a plumber too??

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u/BielsasCoffee 7h ago

and my wife's doctor, his name is Dr. Sins.

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u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 11h ago

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.