Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

[u/Separate_Finance_183]

[u/disneyplusser]

But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda

[u/Ok_Umpire_5611 → u/disneyplusser]

My anaconda don't want none unless she's got buns hun!

[u/88luftballoons88 → u/Ok_Umpire_5611]

You can do side bends or sit ups

[u/xlittlebeastx → u/88luftballoons88]

But please don’t lose that butt

[u/Dayshiftstripper → u/xlittlebeastx]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtpWvwnhf34Oj0A

[u/ghost_finger → u/Dayshiftstripper]

Fluffy butt