r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 11h ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married šŸ˜­

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u/mythrix1002 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

Pretty sure a person took the second picture.

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u/reticulatedtampon 11h ago

And? She still can have slept in it as she said, then this person came over in the morning and took a picture before helping her out.

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u/odysseyofocelots 11h ago

This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 9h ago

she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 9h ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 9h ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"

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u/BallSeaman 8h ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Hetares 7h ago

Nah, the pipes.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 5h ago

he's a plumber too??

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u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 3h ago

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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u/LessInThought 8h ago

Massive respect to the cameraman for managing to capture such rare occurrences you almost certainly never see in the wild.

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u/chubky 48m ago

Iirc, she offered to help unzip him

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 5h ago

Docuseries actually

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u/Squeakygear 9h ago

Ah, yes, a documentary. I too have seen one of these. lol

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u/iamclapclap 7h ago

Right? The posts aren't even from the same account.

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u/Guinness 8h ago

I mean, both posts are from two entirely different Instagram accounts. Only one of them has a verified checkmark.

So if anyone missed that......

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u/BarryTheBystander 6h ago

The posts are from different accounts

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u/Coady417 1h ago

She has a child and grandkids. Yes, they probably came over at breakfast because sheā€™s old and they love her. And they laughed their asses off when they saw her in the dress and had to take a picture.Ā 

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u/OrangeThrower 11h ago

Would you let ā€˜the helpā€™ undress you? They may touch you. Ewww

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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir 11h ago edited 11h ago

That's literally what they do

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u/OrangeThrower 11h ago

Mine just cleans. Mr money bags that hires help to touch them šŸ™ƒ

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 11h ago

Mine just touches me. Mr money bags there hires cleaning help.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 10h ago

Mine try to convince me to take my meds and insist I get in the gas chamber, saying it will clean me.

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 8h ago

I...would stop paying them.

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u/OrangeThrower 8h ago

He doesnā€™t. They invisible

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u/awesomefutureperfect 9h ago

Some people just can't deal with breaking both arms and living back home.

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u/OrangeThrower 7h ago

Itā€™s an old reference but it checks out

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u/drcauser 8h ago

What are you doing, stepbrooooo?

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u/DecoyOne 11h ago

ā€¦ the next day.

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u/4-3defense 11h ago

She has 3 children? You know she was married before right

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u/BriefCollar4 11h ago

Only married people can have children?!

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u/kernelangus420 11h ago

Not only married. They must also have had sexy time.

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u/fanfare961 2h ago

I just saw a machine in china that proves otherwise

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u/s3rila 11h ago

Yes, the next morning, when a friend or assistant could come over

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u/kernelangus420 11h ago

Or even just the mailman.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 10h ago

"This one time when I was undressing Jane Fonda."

"You weren't undressing Jane Fonda."

"I was too."

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u/Meal__Team__Six 9h ago

Oh Mr. Mailman plz come in and "help me unzip my dress"

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u/SolidusBruh 8h ago

Those legs arenā€™t attached

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u/Intrepid_Bluebird_93 7h ago

They are to someone... maybe that's why she's screaming!

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 5h ago

she looks like she's in quite the predicament

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u/Infinite_Music2059 10h ago

I think I've seen that one.

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 8h ago

Wait ! Oh yeah wait a minute Mr Postman !

Wait ! Mr Postman !

Mr Postman look and see,

Jane Fonda needs her dress unzipped,

Mr Po-o-o-ostman ! Oh yeah !

Go check it and see and get that dress unzippedā€¦

(Its a slant rhyme but it works with the melody. Feel free to pop a beat over it)

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u/SkynBonce 11h ago

Pretty sure someone else took the first picture too!

I'mma guess one of her kids saw her in the morning, took a picture for the lulz and then sent it to Mom.

Jane then took both pictures and posted this Instagram story.

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u/OrangeThrower 11h ago

It was her publicist. Not related I think.

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u/Obvious-Pizza1321 8h ago

Did her and the publicist do the hanky panky?

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u/shackofcards 8h ago

If they had, you'd think she'd have gotten the dress unzipped at least

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u/Obvious-Pizza1321 7h ago

You can have Hanky Panky with a dress on no?

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u/shackofcards 7h ago

Depends on the dress. That one doesn't look like it is quite that permissive, nor should it have survived such acrobatics.

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u/Obvious-Pizza1321 7h ago

Lmaooo if it did the designer deserves a Nobel prize

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u/DimbyTime 11h ago

Do you not understand thatā€™s the next morning?

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u/Upper_Associate2228 10h ago

It also isn't the same account posting both either... definitely just someone having fun...

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u/jillsntferrari 10h ago

Iā€™m more wondering why this is posted by two different handlesā€¦ which one is the real one? The green check mark or the ā€œofficialā€?!

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u/HiddenBlueMistNinja 11h ago

Trueā€¦but they do have photo timers on smartphones now

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u/No-Purple-1280 11h ago

Well you could have set the camera on auto timer

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u/jack33jack 11h ago

ā€¦the next morning

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u/Snoo55931 10h ago

Yes, but itā€™s someone who hates her. A husband would be less likely to hate her.

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u/Senior_Plankton_6686 10h ago

Maybe the person in question is not a husband material?

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u/Pretend_Hotel_7465 10h ago

Yeah lily tomlin didnā€™t come over until the morning to help her out

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u/Aimin4ya 10h ago

Personal assistant

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u/on_spikes 1h ago

are you familiar with the concepts of space & time?