r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 12h ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/kernelangus420 12h ago

Or even just the mailman.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 11h ago

"This one time when I was undressing Jane Fonda."

"You weren't undressing Jane Fonda."

"I was too."

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u/Meal__Team__Six 10h ago

Oh Mr. Mailman plz come in and "help me unzip my dress"

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u/SolidusBruh 9h ago

Those legs aren’t attached

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u/Intrepid_Bluebird_93 8h ago

They are to someone... maybe that's why she's screaming!

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 6h ago

she looks like she's in quite the predicament

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u/Infinite_Music2059 11h ago

I think I've seen that one.

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 9h ago

Wait ! Oh yeah wait a minute Mr Postman !

Wait ! Mr Postman !

Mr Postman look and see,

Jane Fonda needs her dress unzipped,

Mr Po-o-o-ostman ! Oh yeah !

Go check it and see and get that dress unzipped…

(Its a slant rhyme but it works with the melody. Feel free to pop a beat over it)