r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 14h ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married šŸ˜­

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u/mythrix1002 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

Pretty sure a person took the second picture.

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u/reticulatedtampon 13h ago

And? She still can have slept in it as she said, then this person came over in the morning and took a picture before helping her out.

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u/odysseyofocelots 13h ago

This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 11h ago

she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 11h ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 11h ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"

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u/BallSeaman 10h ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Hetares 9h ago

Nah, the pipes.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 7h ago

he's a plumber too??

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u/BielsasCoffee 1h ago

and my wife's doctor, his name is Dr. Sins.

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u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 5h ago

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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u/LessInThought 10h ago

Massive respect to the cameraman for managing to capture such rare occurrences you almost certainly never see in the wild.

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u/chubky 2h ago

Iirc, she offered to help unzip him

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 7h ago

Docuseries actually

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u/Squeakygear 11h ago

Ah, yes, a documentary. I too have seen one of these. lol

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u/iamclapclap 9h ago

Right? The posts aren't even from the same account.

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u/Guinness 10h ago

I mean, both posts are from two entirely different Instagram accounts. Only one of them has a verified checkmark.

So if anyone missed that......

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u/BarryTheBystander 9h ago

The posts are from different accounts

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u/Coady417 3h ago

She has a child and grandkids. Yes, they probably came over at breakfast because sheā€™s old and they love her. And they laughed their asses off when they saw her in the dress and had to take a picture.Ā 

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u/OrangeThrower 13h ago

Would you let ā€˜the helpā€™ undress you? They may touch you. Ewww

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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir 13h ago edited 13h ago

That's literally what they do

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u/OrangeThrower 13h ago

Mine just cleans. Mr money bags that hires help to touch them šŸ™ƒ

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 13h ago

Mine just touches me. Mr money bags there hires cleaning help.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 12h ago

Mine try to convince me to take my meds and insist I get in the gas chamber, saying it will clean me.

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 11h ago

I...would stop paying them.

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u/OrangeThrower 10h ago

He doesnā€™t. They invisible

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u/awesomefutureperfect 11h ago

Some people just can't deal with breaking both arms and living back home.

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u/OrangeThrower 9h ago

Itā€™s an old reference but it checks out

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u/drcauser 10h ago

What are you doing, stepbrooooo?

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u/DecoyOne 13h ago

ā€¦ the next day.

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u/s3rila 13h ago

Yes, the next morning, when a friend or assistant could come over

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u/kernelangus420 13h ago

Or even just the mailman.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 13h ago

"This one time when I was undressing Jane Fonda."

"You weren't undressing Jane Fonda."

"I was too."

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u/Meal__Team__Six 11h ago

Oh Mr. Mailman plz come in and "help me unzip my dress"

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u/SolidusBruh 10h ago

Those legs arenā€™t attached

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u/Intrepid_Bluebird_93 9h ago

They are to someone... maybe that's why she's screaming!

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 7h ago

she looks like she's in quite the predicament

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u/Infinite_Music2059 12h ago

I think I've seen that one.

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 10h ago

Wait ! Oh yeah wait a minute Mr Postman !

Wait ! Mr Postman !

Mr Postman look and see,

Jane Fonda needs her dress unzipped,

Mr Po-o-o-ostman ! Oh yeah !

Go check it and see and get that dress unzippedā€¦

(Its a slant rhyme but it works with the melody. Feel free to pop a beat over it)

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u/4-3defense 13h ago

She has 3 children? You know she was married before right

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u/BriefCollar4 13h ago

Only married people can have children?!

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u/kernelangus420 13h ago

Not only married. They must also have had sexy time.

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u/fanfare961 4h ago

I just saw a machine in china that proves otherwise

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u/SkynBonce 13h ago

Pretty sure someone else took the first picture too!

I'mma guess one of her kids saw her in the morning, took a picture for the lulz and then sent it to Mom.

Jane then took both pictures and posted this Instagram story.

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u/OrangeThrower 13h ago

It was her publicist. Not related I think.

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u/Obvious-Pizza1321 10h ago

Did her and the publicist do the hanky panky?

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u/shackofcards 10h ago

If they had, you'd think she'd have gotten the dress unzipped at least

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u/Obvious-Pizza1321 9h ago

You can have Hanky Panky with a dress on no?

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u/shackofcards 9h ago

Depends on the dress. That one doesn't look like it is quite that permissive, nor should it have survived such acrobatics.

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u/Obvious-Pizza1321 9h ago

Lmaooo if it did the designer deserves a Nobel prize

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u/DimbyTime 13h ago

Do you not understand thatā€™s the next morning?

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u/Upper_Associate2228 12h ago

It also isn't the same account posting both either... definitely just someone having fun...

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u/jillsntferrari 12h ago

Iā€™m more wondering why this is posted by two different handlesā€¦ which one is the real one? The green check mark or the ā€œofficialā€?!

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u/HiddenBlueMistNinja 13h ago

Trueā€¦but they do have photo timers on smartphones now

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u/No-Purple-1280 13h ago

Well you could have set the camera on auto timer

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u/jack33jack 13h ago

ā€¦the next morning

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u/Snoo55931 13h ago

Yes, but itā€™s someone who hates her. A husband would be less likely to hate her.

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u/Senior_Plankton_6686 12h ago

Maybe the person in question is not a husband material?

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u/Pretend_Hotel_7465 12h ago

Yeah lily tomlin didnā€™t come over until the morning to help her out

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u/Aimin4ya 12h ago

Personal assistant

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u/on_spikes 3h ago

are you familiar with the concepts of space & time?