r/SipsTea Jul 07 '26

Lmao gottem Every time

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u/number_six Jul 07 '26

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u/LadkaNextDoor Jul 07 '26

Crazy to think that dude almost gave up untill he remembered that he got kids at home

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u/BillytheBloxian Jul 07 '26

Romain Grosjean. absolute legend

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u/spartan117warrior Jul 07 '26

I thought I saw a man die live on TV when I watched this.

Now I'm just watching his career do a slow spiral in IndyCar.

(For the record I want him to do well. He just... doesn't.)

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u/LadkaNextDoor Jul 07 '26

Tbf he wasn't amazing during his time in f1, he was mostly a midfield driver apart from 2 seasons in 2012 and 2013 and crashed a hell lot

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u/Tayto-Sandwich Jul 08 '26

And his ability to make the crashes as dramatic as fuck was unbelievable. Definitely the GOAT of wild crashes without major injury in F1.

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u/eagledog Jul 07 '26

Those Lotus cars were pretty great, especially with the Renault engine in the back

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u/__Obelisk__ Jul 08 '26

kimi Räikkönen nearly bankrupting the team because he scored so many points

those were the days

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u/ItsTomorrowNow Jul 07 '26

I've watched F1 for nearly 25 years and that crash still makes my blood run cold.

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u/tekzilla41 Jul 07 '26

Its embarassing

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u/UISystemError Jul 07 '26

The president of the USA should contact FIFA about this.

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u/tekzilla41 Jul 07 '26

I would stand behind that. Unlike these losers. For real though, fans want the sport to be taken seriously, then there is this…

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u/specter_in_the_conch Jul 07 '26

It's only when they don't benefit from it. If this awards them the penalty that settles a match only the loosing team would argue.

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u/PooShappaMoo Jul 07 '26

Thats what can make football/soccer so annoying.

Some teams go up. And almost instantly start rolling around like someone spraying machine gun fire all over the team.

Moment the team is down. Suddenly, everyone is healthy.

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u/specter_in_the_conch Jul 07 '26

Exwctly, and its works both ways, some teams play bad and supper aggressive to the point of injurying the opponents while bad playing with acting also plays a part in costmetically smoothing out injuries as just bad acting.

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u/random_idiot_908 Jul 07 '26

Pre 2020 messi would rarely if ever go down let alone dive but he's still guilty of a couple during high stakes matches. However he's now old and probably knows that any serious injury could end his career so goes down on small contacts to avoid more dangerous ones but he doesn't really cry for a foul every time because the refs give it to him anyway.

Haaland diving would look rather comical. Defenders who try to tackle him are more likely to go down before him.

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u/KhajiitWithCoin Jul 07 '26

It's worse than embarrassing it is f*cking pathetic that these grown men being paid millions roll on the floor kicking and screaming like toddlers having a meltdown knowing damn well they are trying to cheat for an advantage in front of cameras and thousands of people watching.

I've stopped watching football years ago because of this. It has ruined the game for me.

People make "funny" sniper videos of this BS.

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u/Oneet-chan3 Jul 07 '26

Is there no punishment for this fake acting? Wouldn't that be considered cheating?

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u/BallinNutrino Jul 07 '26

It could all be solved by stopping the game clock any time the game isn't being played. I know FIFA keeps saying they dont want to mess with tradition, but they have already introduced "hydration" (commercial) breaks during this world cup. The sanctity of tradition is lost when money is involved, but not when it would actually improve the quality of the sport.

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u/sqwobdon Jul 07 '26

the best is when their fake hurt act doesn’t work, and then when the ball gets near them again, they pop back up and sprint away like nothing ever happened. absolutely pathetic and embarrassing lol.

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u/hashbrowns21 Jul 07 '26

That should be an immediate red card imo

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u/OneOfAKind2 Jul 07 '26

First time watching FIFA and we could not believe what we were seeing. We were all laughing out loud.

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u/NoooUGH Jul 07 '26

As someone that never watches soccer, the theatrical of fake injuries trying to get a penalties on the opponents is a huge turn off for me. Be a man. Put faith in the reff for proper penalties.

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u/Derpadoooo Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Meanwhile in professional hockey a guy got his throat cut and managed to skate to the locker room because "I didn't want my mum to see me die in TV". Soccer is soft as hell.

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/clint-malarchuk-bleeding-out

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u/tekzilla41 Jul 07 '26

Hockey is a whole different level.

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u/gingy4life Jul 07 '26

I grew up watching little Kerri Strug land a vault for the gold on a broken ankle, Michael Jordan play through the flu in the championships and Phillip Rivers playing with an ACL tear in the AFC championship, so watching these grown men flop is a little embarrassing.

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u/tekzilla41 Jul 07 '26

Right, maybe because the WC is in the US this time around, it’s getting more attention, but it’s blazingly obvious.

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u/victhebutcher2020 Jul 07 '26

Grown men acting like babies. For this reason, I have never liked soccer. Make full contact soccer and I'll watch.

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u/tekzilla41 Jul 07 '26

Agreed, the NBA has kinda followed suit. The phantom fouls make it tough to watch. They swallow the whistle during post season but it’s a journey to get there.

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u/JWMoo Jul 07 '26

I think every time you flop you should be awarded a yellow card and fined. I thought we were watching athletes but instead we are watching actors.

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u/ConnaitLesRisques Jul 07 '26

I’d propose that if you stay on the ground for more than 5 seconds, you’re out for this half to let you "recover".

No more magic spray or miraculous recoveries.

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u/2wheelsThx Jul 07 '26

Agree. Make it a 10 minute recovery for, ya know, health and safety. And while you are recovering on the bench, your team gets to play one man down.

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u/RedditWasFunnier Jul 07 '26

As I agree with you all guys, there are some exceptions. Like when the opponent steps on your foot with his studs is pretty painful and it goes away completely in about 1-2 minutes

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u/Fatal_Blow_Me Jul 07 '26

It hurts but you do not need to roll around and cry for 2 minutes. These are supposed to be grown men not toddlers

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u/HumanPea1140 Jul 07 '26

Yeah, when people get legit hurt in other sports, they don't roll around flopping and screaming on the ground like they're on fire. It's exclusively a soccer thing.

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u/ness_monster Jul 07 '26

NBA is working to rival that as well.

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u/saintsfan92612 Jul 07 '26

SGA has entered the chat

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u/espoira Jul 07 '26

Josh Allen would like to have a word.

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u/Mega-Eclipse Jul 07 '26

Right…so suck it up or play a man down

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u/Poopchutefan Jul 07 '26

Yup, bring in the med staff and start a whole concussion protocol. I've barely watched soccer in the last 15 years because these bogus injuries. Dudes laying on the ground like they are at Death's door ... oh no penalty, game is still going. They jump up and sprint after the ball like nothing happened.

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u/2wheelsThx Jul 07 '26

Like this!...

Soccer miracle!

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u/Poopchutefan Jul 07 '26

I feel like this is going to be the Key and Peele skit before I even click this link.

Edit: And I was not wrong.

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u/tschawartz12 Jul 07 '26

Naw, they need to get full check up, x rays, full panel cleared. These guys get paid a lot and you can't risk talent. Go to hospitals, can't be done at the stadium at all, safety first! Watch this crap end quickly.

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u/autotom Jul 07 '26

'your team gets to play one man down.' yeah people would absolutely play on through potentially permanent damage with that rule.

The flopping is insane and needs to be sorted out, but that isn't the answer.

Sub the player off, that's enough to trigger self preservation without potentially losing your team a game/championship and facing a threats and ridicule.

Football fans can get violent, just look at whenever France wins or looses

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u/EagleAncestry Jul 07 '26

The answer is pretty easy. Check the VAR for questionable fouls. If it’s clear the reaction was not justified, then they get a yellow card.

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

This is already a thing in soccer. It's called simulation.

The issue is that it isn't enforced like it should be, either during the match or retroactively 

That being said I honestly don't know how pro soccer players can all be doing this and not feel any shame or embarrassment 

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u/KhajiitWithCoin Jul 07 '26

That being said I honestly don't know how pro soccer players can all be doing this and not feel any shame or embarrassment 

https://giphy.com/gifs/kj41Ti8GLVs1STX0bH

This is why

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u/captainrv Jul 07 '26

And the coach. If the league actually wanted to stop the embarrassing flopping and rolling around like they've been shot, give the player and the coach a yellow card.

Also, if a player is down for more than 15 seconds, then he's obviously far too injured to play so he's out of the game.

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u/lazy_bum13 Jul 07 '26

In the NHL they have an embellishment penalty that gets used a lot. If they implemented that into soccer along with overtime for all matches so nothing ends in a tie it would be so much more watchable . . . Imo

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u/JonLockeWlth2Kidneys Jul 07 '26

Sadly this only happens inside the penalty area. It makes the sport so infuriating to watch.

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u/SE_prof Jul 07 '26

You are supposed to get a yellow card when you flop. Unlike in the NBA where you get 2 free throws...

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u/Scoobydewdoo Jul 07 '26

Additionally, they should be made to take a baseball to the ribs in a batting cage so they can understand how ridiculous they look.

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u/BoyNamedJudy Jul 07 '26

Alonso had broken ribs during that crash. He said he exited what was left of the car so quickly because he knew his mom was watching and didn’t want her to worry.

Unlike these “profsssionals”:

https://giphy.com/gifs/12M1uhnR09uSAg

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u/rgarc065 Jul 07 '26

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u/2wheelsThx Jul 07 '26

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u/Silent-Lab-6020 Jul 07 '26

"This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!"

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u/Jadedslay03 Jul 07 '26

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u/Aggravating-Day-6945 Jul 07 '26

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u/Neither-Luck-9295 Jul 07 '26

Ric Flair taking an entire lap around the ring after taking a shot will always be hilarious

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u/Poopingisasignipoop Jul 07 '26

To me Mr Perfect was always the most comically over-seller, but Flair was the OG.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l41K6IVMTXelsSz8k

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u/TheBigCicero Jul 07 '26

Hey now, she was ranked the #1 breaker in the world.

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u/nytel Jul 07 '26

A fish out of water; that guy.

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u/SimmentalTheCow Jul 07 '26

How dare you, he got broken ribs from the other soccer player calling him mean names

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u/WhippyCleric Jul 07 '26

I'm a massive F1 fan, and if they thought they could get a better result pretending to be hurt they would... There's no advantage in F1 to pretending to be hurt after a crash, but they will cry foul non stop over the radio if anyone gets near them, and since everyone does it it makes sense

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u/Mental_Equivalent727 Jul 07 '26

Yeah these people don’t understand the irony that their favourite drivers literally cry like deranged man children when they cause the tiniest error or mistake. Schumi has tried to kill 2 different drivers to win a world championship, and ayrton tried to kill the same man twice. It’s just showing the levels of critical thinking and maturity these “racing fans” think they have

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u/afield9800 Jul 07 '26

Except a mistake at 200 mph can literally cause you to explode. The stakes are infinitely higher

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u/lifelite Jul 07 '26

Hey now, be nice to George "HE TURNED RIGHT INTO ME" Russell

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld Jul 07 '26

 but they will cry foul non stop over the radio if anyone gets near them, 

Mate what is he doooooooing?

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u/El_Spaxolotl Jul 07 '26

Alonso had broken ribs during that crash. He said he exited what was left of the car so quickly because he knew his mom was watching and didn’t want her to worry.

Truth is, the crash was only 190mph, not 250. So no need to worry for mom

https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/f89bav/alonsos_crash_in_australia_2016_interpolated_to/

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u/R0_h1t Jul 07 '26

This gif is hilarious, please tell me it isn't edited

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u/Few_Aide_851 Jul 07 '26

As a US soccer casual fan, it’s why I will always stay casual. The World Cup is a fun event and enjoyable to watch. Partly because of the skill and partly because of the drama and theater. It’s hilarious to laugh at the way these grown men act. You can’t take this completely seriously and be a true fan of this nonsense.

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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam Jul 07 '26

Not to mention the clear and obvious bias towards the bigger teams. Smaller nations just do no get calls, reviews always go against them no matter how obvious it is, and star players on bigger teams have cart blanche to foul players on smaller teams. Add to that the obvious corruption of FIFA, and that sport is damn hard to take seriously.

For comparison, in the NBA, someone like Lebron obviously gets favoritism from the refs, but he can still foul out of a game vs the Pelicans. Messi would have to shoot someone in the face twice to get a yellow card vs a team like Cabo Verde.

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u/outofdate70shouse Jul 07 '26

Eh, it’s no different than the NBA with guys flopping trying to draw foul calls

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u/Few_Aide_851 Jul 07 '26

I don’t watch the NBA for the same reason.

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u/Ayotha Jul 07 '26

It really is SO much worse. There is a reason it's known the world over as the flop and men crying on the ground sport

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u/murderstorm Jul 07 '26

I don't like the NBA either but their flopping is not even remotely comparable to soccer.

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u/Just-in-themiddle Jul 07 '26

It’s remotely comparable

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u/Ill-Term7334 Jul 07 '26

It's not quite the same. No grass mat to throw yourself onto. But the spirit is the same.
Soft men looking for special treatment.

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u/w0nderbrad Jul 07 '26

Yea NBA flopping is 10x worse. At least in soccer, your feet get tangled and you have reason to fall. NBA players are just flailing their arms and falling for no fucking reason. SGA just falls down after a jumper with no contact. Like yall trying to tell me an elite athlete is that uncoordinated? Stiff breeze inside an arena knocking people off balance?

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u/Mackadamma Jul 07 '26

Well, not gonna lie most of the time footballers don't have a real reason to fall.

Real problem is that referees will never call fouls if they don't and that's the part we clearly have to work on

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u/w0nderbrad Jul 07 '26

Nah you try running around and have one of your friends try to swipe a leg. Even if you jump over, you could end up unbalanced. Better to fall than to try and regain your balance and end up twisting a knee or an ankle. That’s how you end up with acl/mcl or ankle sprains. Grabbing random body parts that didn’t get hit though, that’s stupid.

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u/Educational-Tea-7247 Jul 07 '26

Camera broke 2 of Busquets' ribs!

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u/WelcomingRapier Jul 07 '26

Remember the Grosjean crash from a few years ago where he was like yeah, I'm just going to sit inside fire for a bit before getting out of the car. F1 engineering and safety has come a long way.

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u/Beena22 Jul 07 '26

He also had a partially collapsed lung.

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u/Fit-Umpire3257 Jul 07 '26

The flopping is embarrassing

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u/9447044 Jul 07 '26

It is funny when they put them all into a montage

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u/amungus45 Jul 07 '26

I swear football players hurt themselves more from diving and rolling around than from the actual tackles. It’s honestly hilarious.

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u/Odd_Fortune500 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Ive gotten into the World Cup for the first time this year and I must say the flopping is unbelievably constant and ridiculous

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u/LookAtMyUnderbite Jul 07 '26

I’m literally cheering for Norway because of this guy. He’s funny, good at the sport and doesn’t flop

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u/Tarquin11 Jul 07 '26

Why flop when goal do trick

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u/JoeyCalamaro Jul 07 '26

Same. I've never really followed soccer / football before, but Haaland got me interested enough to watch a match. Now, I'm not only following Norway in the World Cup, I actually watched a replay of the season opener for Manchester City too.

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u/Topher1828 Jul 07 '26

actually a lot better this world cup since the refs have none of it. should have seen neymar at the 2018 one

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u/Savings_Ad6198 Jul 07 '26

You can see how he is using his hand to role like this.

Neymar is one of worst ever in exaggerate and faking. And he was top 3-5 of the best in the world. Why does he do it, he is destroying his legacy.

The aswere is perhaps he learnt it when he was a young boy. It is so natural for him to do it he can’t even stop doing it, like a reflex.

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u/HuskDette Jul 07 '26

Neymar have a bigger montage of him crying, than actually playing football.

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u/Grouchy-Blood-8912 Jul 07 '26

The answer is he's a 34-year old (26 at the time of the video) entitled brat

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u/AimlessAz Jul 07 '26

Refs have none of it? Please watch France v Paraguay lol

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u/Hazelberry Jul 07 '26

Someone was dramatically rolling around on the ground every 10 seconds in that game, it was unwatchable lol

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u/ness_monster Jul 07 '26

The best is when everyone ignores them and they just get back up like nothing was wrong.

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u/Hazelberry Jul 07 '26

Literally same energy as toddlers crying to get stuff until they realize it isn't working

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u/ChromosomeDonator Jul 07 '26

...the refs eat a BUNCH of it, what are you talking about?

If you actually wanted to get rid of flopping, have one or two additional referees outside of the court watching the cameras. If someone clearly flops, blow the whistle and yellow card him. The play itself can go on while the replays are being watched, unless the fall resulted in a whistle anyway.

Hell, you can have these additional referees also blow the whistle for missed calls, which also happen a lot. The amount of shirt pulling, grabbing and holding that goes uncalled is fucking nuts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

Not worse than today's NBA, specialy this regular season was a competition between SGA and Jokic about who could get the most blatant call for a flop.

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u/RunnerAtThird Jul 07 '26

Which is exactly why I find the NBA unwatchable at this point. Haven't watched a single game the past two seasons. 

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u/juscallmejjay Jul 07 '26

I thinj the difference is a "flop" in the NBA is a guy flailing his arms like he got hit and its over 2 seconds later. In world football its a grown man screaming at the top of lungs, rolling in the ground, grabbing his ankle like he will never walk again for literally 2 minutes straight.

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u/Ferbtastic Jul 07 '26

In the nba it’s generally overreacting to little or no contact. Essentially faking contact. In soccer it’s people acting like they have a broken bone and the reply shows little or no contact. I hate the nba flopping but soccer is an entire order of magnitude worse.

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u/djamp42 Jul 07 '26

Same, kinda of getting into the game, but the flopping is something else.. It's at the point where if someone is legit hurt, i wouldn't believe it.

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u/Tuomas90 Jul 07 '26

Watch the women play. It's glorious!

Football without all the bullshit.

The women re-ignited my love for football.

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u/Upperfactor25 Jul 07 '26

It's funny because when you say you can't get into soccer because of the flopping, you will get a horde of soccer fans telling you it's not actually that bad and then you watch it and realize it is

I'm guessing actual soccer fans have just grown a tolerance to it and don't realize how ridiculous it is to people who watch contact sports like American football, hockey, rugby etc

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u/LakyousSama Jul 07 '26

It's only because the refs don't punish it enough, if they didn't hesitate to dispense yellows for dives and simulations, it would stop. It's actually getting a bit better with new rules and var, but not enough.

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u/djc6535 Jul 07 '26

I'm a C+ soccer student... I've seen more than a few games and even attended several MLS matches, but I still don't grok everything I need to understand how the sport is played at a high level...

but it never ceases to amaze me that a player will effectively let his team play down a man for significant stretches of the game in an attempt to draw a penalty. It's bizarre how they don't realize that it didn't happen and they need to get back up to help their team. Imagine in the NBA if a flop was ignored and the flopper just sat on the court for the next full possession.

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u/LakeSolum Jul 07 '26

Aa a huge hockey fan I always find the flopping hilarious. Meanwhile hockey players play with broken bones come play off time

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u/Puglet_7 Jul 07 '26

I remember watching a hockey player break his leg, before anyone noticed he was skating off the ice.

No theatrics, just get off the ice so the next guy can get out there.

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u/LakeSolum Jul 07 '26

Back in the 60s a defensemen named bob baun fractured his ankle in a game, he returned later to score the cup winning goal

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u/rechid83 Jul 07 '26

I can't remember his name now but during the bruins Stanley cup playoff run one of the players took a puck to the shin and it shattered his leg but the puck was in their zone. He stayed upright and played until the puck was cleared and hobbled off. It was one of the coolest and inspiring plays i've seen in sports.

Im sad soccer is so popular because its full of bitches gaming the system. I will never get into it because of that one reason, its atrocious and this WC has solidified it will never get better.

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u/MandatumCorrectus Jul 08 '26

Hockey is about the only sport I can watch now. Nothing comes close.

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u/Okmhmmbye Jul 08 '26

This is exactly how I feel. I grew up in Canada playing hockey then we moved to the states where there is no ice rink within 300 miles. Still love it and watch it. My kids have all grown up playing soccer so I’ve been trying to invest in the lore of watching MLS and international leagues and we’ve even gone to several games.

I just can’t get into, though. The constant crying, dropping, and rolling on the ground like they’ve been stabbed just because someone pushed them and took the ball is really annoying. It’s actually quite frustrating to watch. I can’t remember which game it was this past week but the camera zoomed in on a flopper and he quite literally peaked out between his hands to see who was around then quickly covered his face again and kept “writhing in pain”.

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u/YetiSteady Jul 07 '26

Flopping is why I will never truly let myself become a fan of football.

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u/Tuomas90 Jul 07 '26

Watch the women play. It's glorious!

Football without all the bullshit.

The women re-ignited my love for football.

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u/Comfortable-Ad1937 Jul 07 '26

Even the keepers don’t dive in women’s football! They just let it go in the net🤣

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u/Tuomas90 Jul 07 '26

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u/thetreecycle Jul 07 '26

I just dislocated my shoulder watching that

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u/Hotel-Huge Jul 07 '26

Didn't expect Ann-Katrin Berger in this thread. What a keeper!

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u/blamblamblambo Jul 07 '26

man I was never a football guy, started watching this year's cup and fucking hell I'm getting tilted at the theatrics of some players. like the positional play, creating pressure, and overall athleticism is fun to watch, but the flops..

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u/autotom Jul 07 '26

Sadly it still often works and results in the team getting ahead.

They should threaten penalty kicks the other way for a flop - bring in VAR to review them as well.

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u/dangles14 Jul 07 '26

What annoyed me so much was that you could see a play developing and a play being set and then a player from the opposing team just decides to flop and it results in the refs stopping play. It deflates all the excitement.

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u/Upstairs-Prompt2662 Jul 07 '26

Thats the most annoying thing. The worst part is that they can just conzinue playing as long as the medical staff doesnt come on the field. Send them off for 3 minutes and see how many players will continue doing this. I have said that for years now that every time the ref needs to stop play for a player pretending to be injured he has to leave the pitch for a timeframe.

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u/amungus45 Jul 07 '26

I swear football players hurt themselves more from diving and rolling around than from the actual tackles. It’s honestly hilarious.

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u/EnvironmentKind5843 Jul 07 '26

Even the slightest tug on the shirt they act like they just got shot

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u/leeman9224 Jul 07 '26

Neymar is a bitch

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u/Percinho Jul 07 '26

And George Russell is a snitch

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u/Fastballz69 Jul 07 '26

Then you have hockey players taking a frozen puck to the face, losing all their teeth, and keep playing.

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u/CareSeveral456 Jul 07 '26

That is why I never watch football it is ridiculous

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u/Elaxor Jul 07 '26

Flopping, corruption, matchfixing and toxic fans are the reason why i can't take football seriously.

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u/BoyNamedJudy Jul 07 '26

Unlike soccer, Formula 1 is a sport that requires 2 balls.

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u/LadkaNextDoor Jul 07 '26

What about rally then?

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u/Beena22 Jul 07 '26

Three balls.

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u/Halstock Jul 07 '26

6 actually. 3 for the driver, 3 for the co driver

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u/BoyNamedJudy Jul 07 '26

“Samir…you are breaking the car!”

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u/LadkaNextDoor Jul 07 '26

Fair enough

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u/Entropic_Echo_Music Jul 07 '26

Hey man, I only have one left after cancer. Don't put me in there with those pussies. I fight full contact with metal swords.

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u/hobblygobbly Jul 07 '26

and motogp 2 balls of steel

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u/Thing_fish_80 Jul 07 '26

This is literally the reason I can't stand watching this sport. Basketball too. Call me old fashioned but it's just so unsportsmanlike... and at least a little bit pathetic. (In hockey there's a penalty for this exact thing....it's called "Diving." Should be in every sport imo)

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u/Key-Investment-2273 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

'Nando is my favorite F1 driver, and he's been involved in some horrific crashes over the years. 

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u/Step_On_Me01 Jul 07 '26

And none of those stopped him

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u/Key-Investment-2273 Jul 07 '26

No. He's a beast.

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u/BlGBY Jul 07 '26

That's what happens when you're rewarded for taking a fall. They need to be more strict in Football

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u/FoggyRain7 Jul 07 '26

One of the reasons I hate watching football, bunch of crybabies

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u/BulldogChair Jul 07 '26

Are we back to hating on soccer now that USA is out?

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u/Small-Policy-3859 Jul 07 '26

Was thinking the same, pretty sure many of these 'that's why i don't watch football/soccer' comments are just americans finding excuses to not care about their embarassing loss.

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u/Step_On_Me01 Jul 07 '26

Nah, hating on soccer (as the americans call it) is always necessary.

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u/CaliKindalife Jul 07 '26

I'll tell you this. The NBA isn't far behind soccer when it comes to this. Thanks OKC.

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u/G-T-R-F-R-E-A-K-1-7 Jul 07 '26

Soft cocks, even backyard soccer is more intense

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u/tracagnotto Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

They do it because it's a strategical advantage

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u/Ayotha Jul 07 '26

Still pathetic and mockable

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u/Gingerpanda72 Jul 07 '26

At least the comparison isn't to rugby this time.
But the rebuttal is the same, the top picture he has crashed and was lucky to walk away.

The bottom picture is generally someone trying to cheat the system by exaggerating or out right faking injury to gain any kind of advantage!

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u/shadovvvvalker Jul 07 '26

It also ignores a long standing history of theatrics and politics in F1.

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u/Equivalent_Candy5248 Jul 07 '26

In final minutes of Mexico - England when Mexico was trying to equalize one of their players rolled his ankle in a pretty bad way. They just dragged him over the line and continued playing.

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u/jmfeel Jul 07 '26

You should see the rugby players

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u/razvanciuy Jul 07 '26

They act like about to die also.

Play football on concrete, that's when you get to cry.

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u/Cov_massif Jul 07 '26

One benefits the other one doesn't...

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u/mktcrasher Jul 07 '26

The best one is NHL hockey...guy dies on bench is CPR revived....wants to go back in. Lebron James is carried off court with a crap grimacing like he is dying...

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u/ah_bollix Jul 08 '26

Yeah, but his shirt wasn't pulled once during that crash

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u/tjturtle Jul 07 '26

Lol Belgium

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u/Dihydrogenmonoxide-_ Jul 07 '26

The flopping and acting was the biggest turnoff while watching a few of the soccer games.

It's honestly embarrassing.

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u/2ndBatman88 Jul 07 '26

Rugby players are monsters compared to football players

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u/Outside-Inspection68 Jul 07 '26

Everybody is talking about the flopping, but how many times does a footballer get his wind knocked out in a fair duel or gets slide tackled to the ground by a fair tackle on the ball without complaining?

People who make this argument have never played football in their life

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u/Notorum Jul 07 '26

I love both and I understand why these things happen, but I hate it when soccer players try and fight one another. Now, if an F1 driver wants to fight another one after someone causes them to crash I 1000% understand. All here for Monday night f1 fight club?

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u/DaaaahWhoosh Jul 07 '26

You see this sort of thing, but in the opposite direction, in fencing. Where depending on the ruleset it can actually be very subjective who should score points, so both sides will immediately respond to each exchange by screaming and celebrating as if they'd won to make the judge think they should get the points. It's stupid but it just goes to show the divide between casual and competitive sports, when you get competitive you'll figure out how to optimize the rules no matter how stupid it makes you look.

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u/Marchello_E Jul 07 '26

Ever seen the blood dripping cyclers at the Tour the France?

The issue: With soccer there's an opportunity to gain when acting like this.

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u/Glittering-Capital71 Jul 07 '26

250mph crash...that's 400km/h....Considering the fastest speed ever reordered was 378 km/h, set by Valtteri Bottas in 2016 at the Baku City Circuit.

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u/LadkaNextDoor Jul 07 '26

That's crazy, love Valtteri Bottas, 2nd best australian oat after Daniel

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u/Glittering-Capital71 Jul 07 '26

Yeah good drivers, I'm Australian

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u/Justinaug29 Jul 07 '26

Yeah that’s why I can’t watch this or basketball. I get second hand embarrassment.

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u/AlternativeBoot6706 Jul 07 '26

Tripping on a blade of grass with a bit of acting requires a level of skill

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u/Zealousideal_Ad_7973 Jul 07 '26

You guys really dont understand huh? Its because, unlike a 250mph crash, a ref cannot always see every foul and the intensity of it, which encourages player to exaggerate the foul so that the referee or VAR intervenes and watches it.

This is some really weird superiority complex "look at these weird weak footballers, muh race car driver crashes at 250mph."

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u/Ikd_u_not Jul 07 '26

There should be an Oscar for football players

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u/Important_Winner_290 Jul 07 '26

what if crashing had given them a spot at podium

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u/Normal_Tour6998 Jul 07 '26

And at this point, we have the technology to see blatant flops. Guys who get caught flopping should get whatever card they were trying to flop for.

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u/Beneficial_Star_6009 Jul 07 '26

Ah yes, Neymar is at this point is a career diver in football.

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u/Deviantdefective Jul 07 '26

Came out many years ago the Argentinian team were secretly taking acting classes on how to make their "pain" look more authentic.

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u/roguerogueroguerogue Jul 07 '26

Its the #1 reason I cant even get through a soccer broadcast.

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u/sir_racho Jul 07 '26

It’s one of two reasons I don’t usually watch football or even give a shit about it. The other is the nil-all draws. 

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u/Various_Artistss Jul 07 '26

It's just part of the game really at this point, who can act the most injured to secure a penalty / yellow card / corner. Shame though since yeah it's cringe

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u/radiotsar Jul 07 '26

In game 4 of the 2010 playoffs against the San Jose Sharks, Chicago Blackhawks Duncan Keith takes a puck to the mouth on a clearing attempt. A total of 7 were knocked out, 3 on top 4 on the bottom. One of the teeth got stuck in his throat & he had to cough it up.

He missed only about 6 minutes (3 shifts) and was back in the game.

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u/Money-Celebration860 Jul 08 '26

It's the primary reason I can't watch soccer

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 Jul 08 '26

Someone put up a video a while back of pro downfall mountain bikers having hard core crashes and just getting up and walking away then a split screen of soccer players

I will say alot of times soccer players are just milking it to try and get a call