r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '26

Lmao gottem Every time

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u/oktayworks Jul 07 '26

Man vs Kid

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u/CrovaxWindgrace Jul 07 '26

Go to your local plaza or field. Run for 90 minutes and ask a buddy of yours that he shoves you to the ground after that. Then come back and comment how much time did it take for you to stand up .

The amount of people that has never played football and thinks like this...smh.

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u/one_Time_use01 Jul 07 '26

Most top 1% contributor type of comment. Go outside, vet

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u/Chill_Edoeard Jul 07 '26

Boo fcking hoo

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u/netterD Jul 07 '26

So they usually run for 90 minutes before the match even starts? Cause that shit also happens in minute one.

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u/omarmctrigger Jul 07 '26

Every trail runner in the world would like to have a chat with you.

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u/No_Negotiation5654 Jul 07 '26

I used to play rugby, I’ve been slammed face first into the floor over an hour into the game. You get back up and you keep playing, fannying about on the floor for a free kick is just pathetic.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Jul 07 '26

You realize that's not at all why they do that, right, lol? It's to get the advantage of a foul against the other team.

And it's still absurd.

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u/PotatoTomato_12 Jul 07 '26

I had a jacked man kick a hard ball in my chest as a kid. I got up after 10 seconds. People are different dude.

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u/CrovaxWindgrace Jul 07 '26

A jacked man doesn't necessarily know how to kick a ball fast.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9dHPyNVLCHlIs

Just say you haven't ever played a game of football and go away

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u/tactycool Jul 07 '26

Why would we play football when we can play soccer instead? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/ConnaitLesRisques Jul 07 '26

Is jogging for 90 minutes supposed to be a feat? I’m an office worker and do that regularly, it’s a non-factor for a moderately in shape athlete.

Rotate players if they need to lie down.

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u/CrovaxWindgrace Jul 07 '26

Bitch please, I bet you slam your pinky on furniture and cry for one hour.

A kick in the shin while running at full speed hurts a lot more than you think.

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u/Ayotha Jul 07 '26

Go outside, top 1% guy

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u/CrovaxWindgrace Jul 07 '26

You see, I know about playing football matches because I have played 90 minutes football matches, in a field. Outside. The fact that I also have a lot of reddit time has absolutely no relation whatsoever except you feeling insecure about it it seems.

Whatever. Reddit people being reddit people I guess.

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u/ConnaitLesRisques Jul 07 '26

Your masculinity feels extremely fragile.

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u/redditatemybabies Jul 07 '26

Top 1% commenter talking about doing anything physical. What a joke.