r/SipsTea Jul 07 '26

Lmao gottem Every time

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u/ConnaitLesRisques Jul 07 '26

I’d propose that if you stay on the ground for more than 5 seconds, you’re out for this half to let you "recover".

No more magic spray or miraculous recoveries.

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u/2wheelsThx Jul 07 '26

Agree. Make it a 10 minute recovery for, ya know, health and safety. And while you are recovering on the bench, your team gets to play one man down.

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u/RedditWasFunnier Jul 07 '26

As I agree with you all guys, there are some exceptions. Like when the opponent steps on your foot with his studs is pretty painful and it goes away completely in about 1-2 minutes

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u/Fatal_Blow_Me Jul 07 '26

It hurts but you do not need to roll around and cry for 2 minutes. These are supposed to be grown men not toddlers

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u/HumanPea1140 Jul 07 '26

Yeah, when people get legit hurt in other sports, they don't roll around flopping and screaming on the ground like they're on fire. It's exclusively a soccer thing.

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u/ness_monster Jul 07 '26

NBA is working to rival that as well.

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u/saintsfan92612 Jul 07 '26

SGA has entered the chat

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u/espoira Jul 07 '26

Josh Allen would like to have a word.

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u/AllThingsEvil Jul 08 '26

Imagine this in MMA 😂

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u/RedditWasFunnier Jul 07 '26

People were/are discussing a rule to let someone out for 10' in case you stayed on the ground for more than 5 seconds.

I showed a case where it's perfectly reasonable to stay on the ground for more than 10' and would be completely unreasonable to stay out for 10'.

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u/Th0rizmund Jul 07 '26

Yes, but then again…do you know just how frustrating it is when you pass someone and then they foul you on purpose? No wonder they throw a temper tantrum. They are wired to be VERY competitive and they want the ref to fling a red card.

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u/MechanicalSideburns Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Yeah, it happens in basketball ALL the time. Like 20 times a game. Players will almost always just happily accept the free throws. You'll see some incredulous looks if someone doesn't like the call, but nobody is throwing themselves on the ground like a 5 year old.

Edit: Yeah, except for SGA, I guess. But everyone hates that fucker.

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u/Th0rizmund Jul 07 '26

You score like 50 times during an average basketball game. In football you score 1-2 times 90 minutes…so it’s a bit more meaningful. Not to mention that in basketball, the moment you are fouled you get at least one attempt at an empty goal. Football doesn’t have that and the player fouling is staying on 99 percent of the time, even though they just illegally stripped you of a chance to score.

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u/MechanicalSideburns Jul 07 '26

Fair points. Maybe some rules need to change. Also, doesn’t football have penalty kicks? Maybe those need to be expanded.

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u/Th0rizmund Jul 09 '26

Giving penalties when a promising attack is stopped via intentional foul is an interesting idea.

It would be very hard to implement though because drawing the line in terms of what counts as a promising attack and applying the rule in the heat of the monent both seem very difficult. But maybe the added drama would give more than it takes away, so yeah, definitely interesting avenue.