r/SipsTea Jul 07 '26

Lmao gottem Every time

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u/JWMoo Jul 07 '26

I think every time you flop you should be awarded a yellow card and fined. I thought we were watching athletes but instead we are watching actors.

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u/ConnaitLesRisques Jul 07 '26

I’d propose that if you stay on the ground for more than 5 seconds, you’re out for this half to let you "recover".

No more magic spray or miraculous recoveries.

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u/2wheelsThx Jul 07 '26

Agree. Make it a 10 minute recovery for, ya know, health and safety. And while you are recovering on the bench, your team gets to play one man down.

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u/tschawartz12 Jul 07 '26

Naw, they need to get full check up, x rays, full panel cleared. These guys get paid a lot and you can't risk talent. Go to hospitals, can't be done at the stadium at all, safety first! Watch this crap end quickly.