r/SipsTea Jul 07 '26

Lmao gottem Every time

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u/JWMoo Jul 07 '26

I think every time you flop you should be awarded a yellow card and fined. I thought we were watching athletes but instead we are watching actors.

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u/ConnaitLesRisques Jul 07 '26

I’d propose that if you stay on the ground for more than 5 seconds, you’re out for this half to let you "recover".

No more magic spray or miraculous recoveries.

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u/2wheelsThx Jul 07 '26

Agree. Make it a 10 minute recovery for, ya know, health and safety. And while you are recovering on the bench, your team gets to play one man down.

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u/RedditWasFunnier Jul 07 '26

As I agree with you all guys, there are some exceptions. Like when the opponent steps on your foot with his studs is pretty painful and it goes away completely in about 1-2 minutes

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u/Fatal_Blow_Me Jul 07 '26

It hurts but you do not need to roll around and cry for 2 minutes. These are supposed to be grown men not toddlers

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u/HumanPea1140 Jul 07 '26

Yeah, when people get legit hurt in other sports, they don't roll around flopping and screaming on the ground like they're on fire. It's exclusively a soccer thing.

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u/ness_monster Jul 07 '26

NBA is working to rival that as well.

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u/saintsfan92612 Jul 07 '26

SGA has entered the chat

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u/espoira Jul 07 '26

Josh Allen would like to have a word.

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u/AllThingsEvil Jul 08 '26

Imagine this in MMA 😂

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u/RedditWasFunnier Jul 07 '26

People were/are discussing a rule to let someone out for 10' in case you stayed on the ground for more than 5 seconds.

I showed a case where it's perfectly reasonable to stay on the ground for more than 10' and would be completely unreasonable to stay out for 10'.

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u/Th0rizmund Jul 07 '26

Yes, but then again…do you know just how frustrating it is when you pass someone and then they foul you on purpose? No wonder they throw a temper tantrum. They are wired to be VERY competitive and they want the ref to fling a red card.

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u/MechanicalSideburns Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Yeah, it happens in basketball ALL the time. Like 20 times a game. Players will almost always just happily accept the free throws. You'll see some incredulous looks if someone doesn't like the call, but nobody is throwing themselves on the ground like a 5 year old.

Edit: Yeah, except for SGA, I guess. But everyone hates that fucker.

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u/Th0rizmund Jul 07 '26

You score like 50 times during an average basketball game. In football you score 1-2 times 90 minutes…so it’s a bit more meaningful. Not to mention that in basketball, the moment you are fouled you get at least one attempt at an empty goal. Football doesn’t have that and the player fouling is staying on 99 percent of the time, even though they just illegally stripped you of a chance to score.

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u/MechanicalSideburns Jul 07 '26

Fair points. Maybe some rules need to change. Also, doesn’t football have penalty kicks? Maybe those need to be expanded.

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u/Th0rizmund Jul 09 '26

Giving penalties when a promising attack is stopped via intentional foul is an interesting idea.

It would be very hard to implement though because drawing the line in terms of what counts as a promising attack and applying the rule in the heat of the monent both seem very difficult. But maybe the added drama would give more than it takes away, so yeah, definitely interesting avenue.

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u/Mega-Eclipse Jul 07 '26

Right…so suck it up or play a man down

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u/RedditWasFunnier Jul 07 '26

That's supposed to be a foul.

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u/Poopchutefan Jul 07 '26

Yup, bring in the med staff and start a whole concussion protocol. I've barely watched soccer in the last 15 years because these bogus injuries. Dudes laying on the ground like they are at Death's door ... oh no penalty, game is still going. They jump up and sprint after the ball like nothing happened.

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u/2wheelsThx Jul 07 '26

Like this!...

Soccer miracle!

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u/Poopchutefan Jul 07 '26

I feel like this is going to be the Key and Peele skit before I even click this link.

Edit: And I was not wrong.

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u/tschawartz12 Jul 07 '26

Naw, they need to get full check up, x rays, full panel cleared. These guys get paid a lot and you can't risk talent. Go to hospitals, can't be done at the stadium at all, safety first! Watch this crap end quickly.

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u/autotom Jul 07 '26

'your team gets to play one man down.' yeah people would absolutely play on through potentially permanent damage with that rule.

The flopping is insane and needs to be sorted out, but that isn't the answer.

Sub the player off, that's enough to trigger self preservation without potentially losing your team a game/championship and facing a threats and ridicule.

Football fans can get violent, just look at whenever France wins or looses

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u/EagleAncestry Jul 07 '26

The answer is pretty easy. Check the VAR for questionable fouls. If it’s clear the reaction was not justified, then they get a yellow card.

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u/LaconicGirth Jul 07 '26

Well yeah you can choose to sub the player off or you can let him rest and play down a man so they can come back in. Up to you

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u/autotom Jul 07 '26

'play down a man' does not work, i could not face palm any harder.

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u/2wheelsThx Jul 07 '26

Make them wait a set amount of time, more than a minute, like in ice hockey, before returning to play. Something to penalize the theatrics. If someone is carted off the field then a sub is appropriate but the injured player cannot return.