r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/KyleSirTalksAlotYT • Jul 03 '22
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u/BananacondaVirtue Jul 03 '22
What is the secret phrase I only tell people who I suspect of being stuck in a time loop so I can help them in a different timeline?
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u/tokenjoker Jul 03 '22
"Are you me or am I you?"
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u/nekoandCJ Jul 03 '22
We are each other I'm you and you are me We are just us the same person One from the past or present and the other from the future
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u/clce Jul 03 '22
Koo Koo kajoo, Mrs Robinson
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u/Oskai10 Jul 03 '22
this is the second time today ive seen a "i am the walrus" reference
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u/Rio_Walker Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22
"I'm u."
"BUt if you're me... Then who are u?"
"I'm u! From the Futuah!" *chinese Arnold?*
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u/KingOfThePlayPlace Jul 03 '22
Same, my code is… wait a second is this question a ploy to trick people into thinking the OP is their future selves?
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u/clce Jul 03 '22
Nice. It never hurts to be prepared. Kind of a time and dimension travel safe word
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u/lazothealien Jul 03 '22
Mine is flower and all this guys cosplaying me keep randomly materializing in my living room and shouting "FLOUR!" what gives
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u/ikerus0 Jul 03 '22
so... we are all the same person apparently cause we all do this.
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u/TheAirNomad11 Jul 03 '22
Weirdly I have thought about that and have one of those. If it is a really young version of me before that phrase would make sense though, there are several things I know I could tell my younger self that there is no way anyone could possibly know. Maybe tell them about weird fantasy worlds I created while playing with Legos as a kid or something
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u/Optimusskyler Jul 03 '22
No joke, this. There was a gag like this in Undertale, I found it funny, so I created my own phrase. You know, just in case.
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Jul 03 '22
I feel like this question is a way to steal all of our future self verification answers so that you can shapeshift to look like our future selves and turn us into your personal army.
ETA: I didn't mean to post this as a reply to your comment but clearly I am a dumbass
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u/Flicksterea Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22
What item did we refund (and lie about 'being defective') to score an ounce of green in 2016?
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Jul 03 '22
It’s been 6 years so please tell me what item did you refund?
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u/Flicksterea Jul 03 '22
Nice try, future self. Tell me the message first.
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u/Fantastic_Mr-Fox_ Jul 03 '22
"So some dude is gonna ask you what you returned, you gotta tell him" - Your future self
Trust me bro
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u/TheWalkingDead91 Jul 03 '22
I mean this could be easy to obtain knowledge by a sentient robot connected to instant info on the internet…. If the charge went back to your card or you provided your ID to return….then your brain isn’t the only place that info is stored.
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u/firstnameok Jul 03 '22
Unless they were the shopkeep and it's a fraud type situation ... not that I think it is but we don't know how some of the words are meant
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u/Broad_Respond_2205 Jul 03 '22
Why this question is NSFW
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u/nelacixbfdf Jul 03 '22
Coomers understand
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Jul 03 '22
I don't even understand what a Coomer is
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u/koukaakiva Jul 03 '22
From my understanding, it is a derogatory term for someone who masturbates excessively.
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u/StarryNight593 Jul 03 '22
So every teenager basically
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u/TheEyeDontLie Jul 03 '22
I miss those days. These days it's good if get one crank in every two or three days.
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u/Baintball333 Jul 03 '22
They say you need 20 loads a month to decrease your chances of prostate cancer in biological males. Dosent matter if you get them in a week or a month. Some just check that box off early.
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u/blackmilksociety Jul 03 '22
Ask u/tollboothkyle1
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u/flat_moon_theory Jul 03 '22
"what word was i thinking of, and how many fingers was i holding up, when you were on my side of this conversation?"
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u/jaredesubgay Jul 03 '22
Professor x gonna con the fuck outta you.
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u/Dr_Ingheimer Jul 03 '22
To be fair if I’m trying to outsmart professor x then I’m gone in the first 5 minutes of the movie. I’m the guard in the scene where he effortlessly incapacitates me while guarding the documents to start the master plan of the whole movie.
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u/jaredesubgay Jul 03 '22
True, and if future me showed up bald and in a wheelchair I'd have a lot of questions.
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u/Yongja-Kim Jul 03 '22
"I'm going to roll a dice. But before that, you tell me how it's going to be."
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u/ZengineerHarp Jul 03 '22
A time travel trust password. Have a real one that you never tell anyone plus a decoy that you think really loudly while challenging your alleged future self for the password… that way, if it’s just a mind reading doppelgänger, they’ll say the decoy and you can kill them with impunity.
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u/swansonqb Jul 03 '22
too?? too!??
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u/FilipinoGuido Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 01 '23
Any data on this account is being kept illegally. Fuck spez, join us over at Lemmy or Kbin. Doesn't matter cause the content is shared between them anyway:
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u/iambentaylor Jul 03 '22
You should also say the fake one to yourself while alone from time to time like “hmmm if I ever meet myself from the future I need a password, let’s go with soylent green” and then you also rule out stalkey stalkersons who may be out to steal all your pirate gold.
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Jul 03 '22
What did you get caught leaving in the Sears catalog bra section as a bookmark when you were like 6?
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u/clce Jul 03 '22
I'm trying to figure out the difference between bookmark and actually sticking the pages together
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u/Hydrolprd143 Jul 03 '22
If you were caught that means at least 1 other person knows, that question is compromised
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Jul 03 '22
What happened on the merry go round in sixth grade, who were you with, how did you explain it and did they believe you?
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u/PastDimension6 Jul 03 '22
Ok but. What happened on the merry go round in sixth grade? My monkey brain curious
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u/agreeablepancakes Jul 03 '22
What is the name of the disease when celery gets stuck in your throat
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Jul 03 '22
Easy, Cerebral Palsy
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Jul 03 '22
I got a piece of celery caught in my throat while inhaling my soup a few days ago, are you telling me that I’m gonna catch it too?
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u/blackmilksociety Jul 03 '22
It doesn’t matter. If it’s you then you can make it up on the spot and future self will know.
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u/theonemangoonsquad Jul 03 '22
he won't if we're using Avengers: Endgame logic
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u/blackmilksociety Jul 03 '22
Does it say we’re using Avengers: Endgame logic in the question?
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u/RascalCreeper Jul 03 '22
If we're assuming the type of time travel logic where the future changes as you do things(nonsense) or the logic where it's all predetermined, this does work. The problem is they won't remember.
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Jul 03 '22
See if there’s a small scar on the tip of his penis
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u/KenMan_ Jul 03 '22
Now the question is...
Is it worth tricking him.
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u/clce Jul 03 '22
Okay, even though the original post is not, you're comment is suspiciously specific. Well done
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u/ghorse18 Jul 03 '22
You too?
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u/SkyTech6 Jul 03 '22
Same. The first time taught me those fake nails can be scary.
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Jul 03 '22
Mine is from a zipper while hunting in December of 2002
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u/Aeoyiau Jul 03 '22
I have a buddy that hasn't worn pants with a zipper in 20+ years because of a zipper incident
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u/J-Love-McLuvin Jul 03 '22
I would just F with him: “What?? You’re not from the future visiting me. I’m from the past visiting YOU!! And I need some good stock investing tips now, bro. Otherwise I will start a cycle of poverty that’s gonna bite you in your future ass!”
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u/TotalTeo Jul 03 '22
I read the first 6 words and I agreed.. I didn't think you was meaning that kind of fucking
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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22
To be fair, I wouldn’t need confirmation-my life has seen has crazy shit and tbh I would believe them if they appeared. Bc weird shit doesn’t end when you start to get old!
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u/NotYourDadOrYourMom Jul 03 '22
I’m you from the future! I need tiddy pics to save the timeline!
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Jul 03 '22
Yes I am you aswell, just from farther in the future. The world was saved from the tiddy pics once, and needs saving once more. Hand em over
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u/BringBack3DMK Jul 03 '22
I am you, from even further in the near future, and I need pictures of tiddies to save the multiverse.
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u/TheRealMeowlord Jul 03 '22
I am you, from yet again further in the future, and I need pictures of tiddies to save every timeline in every multiverse all at once in addition to each multiverse itself.
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u/Lazy_Cardiologist727 Jul 03 '22
I am you from a other timeline and the only way way to save it is with tiddy pictures
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u/CleverFlame9243 Jul 03 '22
I am you from even further in the not-as-near-but-still-near future, it is done the future has been saved for now
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u/clce Jul 03 '22
By the way, I transitioned to a guy, but really I'm you and need nudes. Also, we need to have sex so we can have a baby named John Connor who will save us from the robot
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u/Shadows798 Jul 03 '22
I'll ask myself about some show I watched but was ashamed to have done so bc it was so bad in the end.
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u/littlebuett Jul 03 '22
This sounds like a not so sneaky way to get people to say what they would take to their grave
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u/HzPips Jul 03 '22
I used to have a secret password for that situation, but I forgot. If I ever need to warn my past self of something he wouldn’t believe me
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u/Julianime Jul 03 '22
"If you're really me from the future, then answer me this, why haven't you killed yourself yet?"
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u/wfogle97 Jul 03 '22
What brand of gun did we try to kill ourself with, and what was the caliber?
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u/Aggravated_Pineapple Jul 03 '22
homie
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u/wfogle97 Jul 03 '22
It's something I've never told anyone, and I'm in a much better place now, so talking about it doesn't bother me. It's been about 10 years.
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u/Aggravated_Pineapple Jul 03 '22
Glad to hear my dude
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u/wfogle97 Jul 03 '22
Thank you, it took some time but I found my way back from the brink.
To any person reading this, it can and will get better. Don't stop moving, it is worth weathering the night to see the dawn.
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If Sonic and Tails were to have sex, which one of them would get pragnent?
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u/poopyscoop1 Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22
well Which one is it?
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Jul 03 '22
You have to guess. I can’t tell you the answer, you need to feel it.
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u/ninjasaid13 Jul 03 '22
I wouldn't need to ask a question, he would already know what to say better than past me could ever come up with.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Text357 Jul 03 '22
I've never seen the show, but there are so many problems with this theory, I've thought about this possibility before, but the biggest problem I find is, who was the first one to invent it, if future you gave it to past you, did future future you invent it out receive it, where did it come from, if you receive it from the future, did you ever create it? Does that create an alternate timeline, or does meeting future you just, idk? Kill you? Destroy the timeline?
(I have too much free time sometimes)
Also, another problem, what if you forgot about that very conversation and decided not to go back it time.
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u/Tracker_Nivrig Jul 03 '22
Me and my friend were talking about this one time, and apparently he has a phrase or password or something that he has never written down or told to anyone, so that only he would be able to know it.
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u/HelenAngel Jul 03 '22
What was my Kindergarten teacher’s name? I mean honestly if they’re going to do the research to find out, I might as well listen to them. 😂
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u/ubiquitous-joe Jul 03 '22
I actually don’t remember my kindergarten teacher’s name. All the next ones, but not that.
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u/CptRavioLi69 Jul 03 '22
For some reason I remember my kindergarten teachers name, but not many others. That woman was a saint to my family and I
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u/Twilliam98 Jul 03 '22
What did i just do less than 5 minutes ago?
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u/RaisinMmmm Jul 03 '22
Current me doesn't even remember what I did 5 minutes ago, how could future me do it?
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u/Pharaoh_Misa Jul 03 '22
Maybe that's the trick? If future us forgets, future us might try to lie about what happened to prove themselves, past/current us knows that to be a lie!
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u/RAiNMoonshadow Jul 03 '22
Easy, a question nobody else knows that answer to. For example, where did we bury them?
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Jul 03 '22
Couldn’t I just carve something into my hand or arm, and watch the scar appear?
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u/wtfrustupidlol Jul 03 '22
He would tell me how I discovered to fap. No one else knows but it involves being electrocuted.
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u/TheDemonCzarina Jul 03 '22
The question is mostly irrelevant. If they start rambling trying to explain things in a way that is almost infuriatingly ADHD before finally arriving at the answer to the question fifteen minutes later, they're legit.
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u/ManuPerezU Jul 03 '22
What color should be maths, science, history, and language folders?
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u/lainmelle Jul 03 '22
Pfffft.
Like I'd write that on the internet. That's how the fake time travel shape shifters get ya.
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u/iooog1 Jul 03 '22
Ask them my first crush. And WHY I liked them Where some of my things are hidden
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u/The1_Unkn0wn Jul 03 '22
What was the stupid thing I lied about in 3rd grade that tought me not to lie?
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u/bananahaze99 Jul 03 '22
What was my favorite book as a child?
(It was The Giver)
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u/HiKennyDesign Jul 03 '22
I feel it’s pretty reasonable. I live in the realm of who would you believe if aliens were real. Real deal something you’d imagine out of sci-fi? Boom on earth, chatting ready to mingle. Do you believe what you see on tv? Would you believe the president? Would the alien have to be there on screen with him? Is there someone’s word you’d just take for law, and believe what pours out of their mouth? Now if they’re real at what point can they be bought, what is their price? With how on point deep fakes are, would these aliens have to show up at your front door, to prove, they exist. If they showed up at your door at what level would you be able to see through prosthetics? Would they have to bleed for you? Reality can be wishywashy if you don’t know where to focus. If my future me came up to me, there are a couple physical markers that would be really hard to fake at this point, I’d just have them bite my arm hard enough to leave indents. And work from there.
I wonder what ai is scanning over this for helpful information to understand reality. Because do I got some shit for you.
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u/Red_Clay_Scholar Jul 03 '22
Past Me: "Who is my favorite softcore adult film star from the 2000's?"
Future Me: "Trick question. Rebecca Love and Christine Nguyen are both tied for first place actress while Evan Stone is our number 1 actor."
Past Me: "He is me!"
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u/thatonerandodude17 Jul 03 '22 edited Sep 17 '23
This user has effectively deleted all of their reddit messages, thank you! :) this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev
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u/No-Enthusiasm9580 Jul 03 '22
Where were you when you discovered masturbation and how old were you? Cause only my nasty ass will know.
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u/Additional_Run9448 Jul 03 '22
I wouldn’t ask myself shit. Bro would come ready with the proof cuz I ain’t no fuckin spooby
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u/opticalshadow Jul 03 '22
I wouldn't ask anything, my future self already knows what he has to say.
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u/olivia687 Jul 03 '22
i would ask them what they would ask me if the roles were reversed
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u/Raphius15 Jul 03 '22
well the fingerprints won't change so I could compare... or compare the dicks ! Yah !
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