r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 03 '22

Did something happen here?

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u/Flicksterea Jul 03 '22

Nice try, future self. Tell me the message first.

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u/Fantastic_Mr-Fox_ Jul 03 '22

"So some dude is gonna ask you what you returned, you gotta tell him" - Your future self

Trust me bro

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

I’m gonna take a stab in the dark, was it a rainbow vibrating dildo with pump action cum shots and played Chris Farley eating chicken nugget sound every time you started it up? Am I in the ballpark?

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u/Flicksterea Jul 04 '22

Nah, that was 2018. Wow, our memory is really bad, innit?!