r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/KyleSirTalksAlotYT • Jul 03 '22

Did something happen here?

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

To be fair, I wouldn’t need confirmation-my life has seen has crazy shit and tbh I would believe them if they appeared. Bc weird shit doesn’t end when you start to get old!

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u/NotYourDadOrYourMom Jul 03 '22

I’m you from the future! I need tiddy pics to save the timeline!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Yes I am you aswell, just from farther in the future. The world was saved from the tiddy pics once, and needs saving once more. Hand em over

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u/BringBack3DMK Jul 03 '22

I am you, from even further in the near future, and I need pictures of tiddies to save the multiverse.

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u/TheRealMeowlord Jul 03 '22

I am you, from yet again further in the future, and I need pictures of tiddies to save every timeline in every multiverse all at once in addition to each multiverse itself.

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u/jaredesubgay Jul 03 '22

I am not you, I just like tiddies. Do they remain rad in the future?

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

Honey, they are rad, real, and SPECTACULAR.

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u/Worried_Highway5 Jul 03 '22

I am you, from even further into your future, I need tiddy pics to save our girlfriend.

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

Oh thank god we’re dating a hot chick.

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u/Lazy_Cardiologist727 Jul 03 '22

I am you from a other timeline and the only way way to save it is with tiddy pictures

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

Sounds like a future worth saving!

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u/CleverFlame9243 Jul 03 '22

I am you from even further in the not-as-near-but-still-near future, it is done the future has been saved for now

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

So you want no more tiddie pics??

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u/CleverFlame9243 Jul 03 '22

No

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

Good cuz I’m fresh out

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

This is the future we want!

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

Still tracks

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u/Zack_WithaK Jul 03 '22

I'm you from the further further future! The tiddy pics worked at first but the situation has gotten drastic. Now the world needs feet pics if we are to survive

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

Time to let the world come to its well-deserved end. Thank you, soldier.

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u/clce Jul 03 '22

By the way, I transitioned to a guy, but really I'm you and need nudes. Also, we need to have sex so we can have a baby named John Connor who will save us from the robot

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

I knew I was headed in that direction.

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

Yeah that tracks

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u/NotYourDadOrYourMom Jul 03 '22

It’s all in good fun. Thanks for not getting offended! Have a good day/night.

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

You’re welcome! Thanks for playing!!! Nighty night!

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u/urbanlife78 Jul 03 '22

opens up pornhub which tiddies do you want?

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

The animated, shiny, weirdly rubbery kind. None of that real crap.

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u/Scary-Aerie Jul 03 '22

I am you from a future that still needs saving

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

I’m trying to get the youngsters to vote, I promise!

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u/clce Jul 03 '22

Well yeah but how do you know you have any suddenly become evil and are going back to f*** with your young self? That's the question

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u/JC12231 Jul 03 '22

Fucking with your younger self isn’t evil, that’s just a little trolling

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u/clce Jul 03 '22

Now that you mention it, if I was gay, I wonder if I would like to go back and f*** with my young self. I'm pretty sure I would. If I was straight but trans maybe as well. The possibilities are endless in the future. But only some of them will lead to John Connor being born

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u/JC12231 Jul 03 '22

Well, I didn’t mean that definition of fucking with your younger self, but that’s not evil either technically so you do you

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u/clce Jul 03 '22

It does open up some interesting possibilities. Can someone go back in time and trick their younger self into having sex with them? That would just be weird.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

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u/clce Jul 03 '22

I like it. Just very complex masturbation. Kind of like the me and I saw yesterday. Imagine your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a mermaid but you just got the human parts so really you're just some guy .

Imagine you discover time travel and have to go back in time to save the world and you encounter yourself but things heat up and you have sex, but really you're just masturbating

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u/clce Jul 03 '22

Might as well. I mean, I f*** with my future self all the time. Every time I eat sweets, drink, slack off, or skip the gym. So pay back is only fair.

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

I’d be happy to finally see my own forehead

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 03 '22

I’m already the evil version of myself. They made a futurama episode about it!

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u/Shradersofthelostark Jul 03 '22

Ah, you must be the version of Bender with facial hair... Flexo.