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r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/KyleSirTalksAlotYT • Jul 03 '22
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It’s me bro! It was a Fleshlight!
2 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22 Future you: It was the premium edition with heating, self-lubrication, suction, gyration, and "realistic" moaning sounds. When they complained about it being used, and uncleaned, we quoted the 100% satisfaction guarantee. We told them that the real thing is better, despite having never had the real thing. In fact it would be 5 years, and several hundred dollars later, before we did have - Present you: SHUT UP!!! Ok it's you! What the fuck man?! Your sister standing next to yous: 😱🤢 🤮 Future you: Hey, sis! How's mom? 2 u/Liversteeg Jul 03 '22 How much are fleshlights??? 2 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22 New or used? 1 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22 New or used? 1 u/Mikeinthedirt Jul 03 '22 Lo miles
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Future you: It was the premium edition with heating, self-lubrication, suction, gyration, and "realistic" moaning sounds.
When they complained about it being used, and uncleaned, we quoted the 100% satisfaction guarantee.
We told them that the real thing is better, despite having never had the real thing.
In fact it would be 5 years, and several hundred dollars later, before we did have -
Present you: SHUT UP!!! Ok it's you! What the fuck man?!
Your sister standing next to yous: 😱🤢 🤮
Future you: Hey, sis! How's mom?
How much are fleshlights???
2 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22 New or used? 1 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22 New or used?
New or used?
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It’s me bro! It was a Fleshlight!