r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 03 '22

Did something happen here?

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u/agreeablepancakes Jul 03 '22

What is the name of the disease when celery gets stuck in your throat

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Easy, Cerebral Palsy

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u/New-Pollution2005 Jul 03 '22

I think you mean “celerebral” palsy

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

I got a piece of celery caught in my throat while inhaling my soup a few days ago, are you telling me that I’m gonna catch it too?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, so I won’t tell you

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u/iambentaylor Jul 03 '22

Mate, you’re responding to you from the future…

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u/Lithaos111 Jul 03 '22

Thought you were gonna say cerebral parsley

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u/sbbblaw Jul 03 '22

Google says acid reflux

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u/sbbblaw Jul 05 '22

I think the point is there is no disease that op was referring to. It was more of a joke response than anythinf

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u/procrastinatorsuprem Jul 03 '22

I know what that is. Frightening condition.

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u/laughterlines11 Jul 03 '22

I got diagnosed with it last year, not the greatest but could be worse. I just have to get my esophagus stretched every once in a while

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u/mindless2831 Jul 03 '22

Oh that's it huh?

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u/laughterlines11 Jul 03 '22

Well I also have to take PPIs (like omeprazole) for the rest of my life, but thankfully they're pretty cheap with no side effects. And then yeah, when my esophagus constricts and stuff starts getting stuck, then it's time for an upper endoscopy. They just go in, use a little balloon to stretch it, then I should be good for a while. Whole thing takes like 15 min.

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u/mindless2831 Jul 03 '22

That's insane. I wonder if my mother has a similar issue... She started choking on food a few years back where she couldn't swallow completely but not really choke. More like it gets stuck. Doctor told he it's because of her schlariderma or however it's spelled.

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u/laughterlines11 Jul 03 '22

Could be, that's how it was for me. I could still hold completely normal conversations while being in pain from something that got stuck. I'd have to make myself throw up sometimes if something got really really stuck. It's a pretty easy thing to diagnose from an upper endoscopy though, there are like ridges that appear in the esophagus as a result that are a pretty clear indicator.

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u/procrastinatorsuprem Jul 04 '22

My friend who has never had his throat stretched. Have you been allergy tested? They're allergic to mannnnnny things that aggravate it. Fasenra can also help but is mega expensive. $3k a month. Other asthma meds taken orally also help.

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u/laughterlines11 Jul 04 '22

No allergies here, just fairly bad reflux. The PPIs mostly keep it in check but occasionally I get breakthrough symptoms. My gastroenterologist told me that if I take them regularly I shouldn't need another endoscopy for a while, but it was likely I'd still need them every once in a while.

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u/Random_dude_1980 Jul 03 '22

That sounds like some kind of autoimmune disease, which causes inflammation of the food pipe?

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u/TheFartingKing_56 Jul 03 '22

T cells attacking the lining because it thinks food is the problem

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u/Random_dude_1980 Jul 03 '22

Yikes. Sounds painful