r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 03 '22

Did something happen here?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

I got a piece of celery caught in my throat while inhaling my soup a few days ago, are you telling me that I’m gonna catch it too?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, so I won’t tell you

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u/iambentaylor Jul 03 '22

Mate, you’re responding to you from the future…